“Ah, now here's where the clever tricks lie in manipulating the odds. What match would Bribery and Corruption most likely profit from the unexpected? Why, experienced High Elves, every Goblin coach's greatest fear. So how about, how much money would there be for ... doing exactly as expected, in the snow and losing the toss no less?

A new form of Intimidation tried, with the usual Extortion tactics, and immediately there's Elf work going on to rush them off. Four catchers miles down field, and bombs useless on them. A tackler about, cleaning up Graft. Still, snow makes the long passes a bit tricky doesn't it, and difficult to push on in range of Bribery and Corruption, covering the free scatter. Gypsy took another dive for us next, bets no doubt pouring on as Extortion "knocked out" elf after elf. But our new intimidation can't step, and elves can pass when they get the range right.

Anarchy unleashed, that tackler saying no more Hush Money, Dirty Pool played well in return. Corruption played dumb, repeatedly, Fraud was exposed with the ball but stepped to freedom and ... was killed by a wrestler? Our apothecary says otherwise! The half called.

Our advance, money pouring in on an eqauliser as Fraud held the ball and Extortion used on their tackler, and near ruined their Shaolin Rogue. But Fraud took a dive just as the line was open and they were out of reach. Ha! Suddenly a firm elf cage, confused trolls, and their speed settling things easily.

Numbers down to nothing, free bribes after the saw was already out, theirs creeping back out of hiding with Extortion out of play, despite a Conspiracy to dive Thieving took their thrower out of the game, but there was more sweet Goblin dives and they grabbed a third.

And the winnings you ask? Why would anyone bet on Goblins to win against a good elf team in the snow? But many must have as we're gotten 70k for "losing". Hahaa! Oh, no nothing of sort you understand, it's all just random sportsball happenings, courtesy of Nuffle, nothing to see here. Certainly not Bribery and Corruption winning an unlikely one.”