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Did you know? Up until now, 1486660 players have died on the pitch.
Squash Bots like things nice and flat - a sign that they're doing their job well. Lack of flatness they take to be both a challenge and an insult. Unfortunately for them, things on the field are disturbingly unflat.
Death tokens: 1
Things must be made flat!