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Roster [L] Chaos Dwarf


Location: Southern Wastes
Nickname: The Clocks
Stadium: Artifice Arena
Surface: Gears

Colors: Metallic
Sponsor: pSyeiko
Rivals: Amateur Professionals
(You know what you did...)



TEAM BIO

Much like their myriad of miraculous manufactured mechanisms, will the players implode after a few minutes on the pitch, or will they live to see Season 100 of SWL or even 100 games, casualties or touchdowns? Only time will tell...

TIMELESS LEGENDS

The Grandfather: 2 Twahnlows, 37 touchdowns. Fastest iron hooves you ever saw, but as quickly as he raced toward legend he was taken from us. Rest easy friend!

The Ticker: 5 Twahnlows, 42 casualties dealt by the infamous Grabby-Clawz™. The second victim worth remembering in the darkest day of the teams history. Many a High Elf (and anyone else let's be honest) shall be brutalized in your honour!

Rolex: While striving to be the third Legend of the team their journey was cut short, though the fists of a Flesh Golem meant their body lived on a little longer through the Turbo Wolves.

Overthyme: Running safety for several seasons, their erratic training paid off immensely and earned them unlikely legendary status as a hobgoblin. Their final game? Winning the Bob Borc Cup!

Daylight Savings: The last surviving member of the original team, they saw the pitch a whopping 66 games (a record eclipsed only by players of the Pitch Painters), saw the team to their Bob Borc Cup victory, and earned the status of Legend for their sendoff game.

Paleo: A superstar instrumental in the Golden Age of the team, with 23 casualties in 32 games and even a touchdown! Now enjoying a cushie retirement.

THE CABINET & SEASON RESULTS



Season & DivisionPositionW-D-L
89 Conference
90 Premier
91 Conference
92 Premier
93 Conference
94 Premier
95 Conference
96 Conference
Bob Borc Cup III
97 Premier
98 Premier
99 Conference
00 Premier		1st
7th
2nd
7th
2nd
5th
3rd
4th
1st
3rd
6th
1st
3rd		5¹-0-1
3-0-4
3-3-1
2-1-4
4-2-1
3-1-3
3-3-1
4-2-1
5-2-0
3-2-2
1-3-3
5-1-1
3-3-1


PROMINENT PLAYERS OF THE PRESENT

OMEGA & Sandman: Successors of The Grandfather, this tag team of blitzing and ball carrying Bull Centaurs are developing into potent forces in their own right. They may be new Legends in the making.

BINGO
The best results against each team; gold for a win, silver for a draw, bronze for a loss, and grey if we haven't played them. Only 7 more golds to collect!



Bio template by Balle2000

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
OMEGA
Bull Centaur Blitzer
8 4 3+ 6+ 10+
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Sure Hands, +MA, +MA, +AG, Dodge
   55 0 48 0 8 9 Legend
197
 290k
(130+160)k
  
3
Sandman
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 5 4+ 6+ 10+
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +ST, Break Tackle, Pro
   52 0 6 0 40 3 Legend
110
 310k
(130+180)k
  
4
Dark Age
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   12 0 0 0 1 1 0/20 90k
(70+20)k
  
5
Platinum Age
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   6 0 0 0 1 1 6/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Gold Age
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Silvery Age
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
8
Bronze Age
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   12 0 0 0 2 0 4/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
9
Copper Age
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
 n 13 0 0 0 2 2 6/20 90k
(70+20)k
  
10
Gobstopper
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Fend, Pro, Shadowing
   28 0 1 0 1 4 0/32 80k
(40+40)k
  
12
Autumn
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Spring
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   6 0 0 0 0 1 4/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Australis
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Tackle
   4 0 0 0 1 1 3/20 50k
(40+10)k
  
12 players Badlands Brawl, Worlds Edge Superleague, Favoured of Khorne
Coach: SkittleMosaic Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Dedicated Fans: 6  
Current Team Value: 1480k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 5k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1480k Apothecary: No  
Games this Season: 90 / 7 Current Re-draft Budget: 3915k

Games Played:90 (44/23/23) |TD Diff:34 (119 - 85) |Cas Diff:93 (117/99/27 - 63/81/6)
Last Opponent: [SWL] Dorruks
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon64/2/01.7-0.81.5   1.5   0.3-0.8   1.5   0.097k
Black Orc72/3/21.1-1.31.0   0.9   0.4-1.3   0.6   0.06k
Chaos Chosen32/0/11.7-1.00.7   0.3   0.3-0.3   0.3   0.0-97k
Chaos Renegade21/0/11.0-0.50.5   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.5   0.095k
Dark Elf32/0/11.7-0.71.0   1.0   0.3-0.3   0.3   0.0-17k
Dwarf32/0/10.7-0.31.3   1.0   0.0-0.3   1.3   0.077k
Elven Union11/0/02.0-0.01.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-230k
Goblin31/0/21.0-1.33.0   1.7   0.3-1.0   2.0   0.0170k
Halfling22/0/03.0-1.03.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.055k
High Elf41/1/21.5-2.01.3   1.5   0.0-0.5   0.3   0.3-28k
Human22/0/02.0-0.50.0   1.5   0.5-0.0   1.0   0.0140k
Imperial Nobility10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-40k
Khorne11/0/02.0-0.03.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Lizardmen41/2/11.0-1.01.3   1.3   0.5-0.3   0.8   0.0-95k
Necromantic Horror95/3/11.6-0.81.3   0.3   0.4-1.1   1.6   0.1-80k
Norse21/1/02.0-1.50.0   1.0   0.5-0.5   1.5   0.0615k
Nurgle31/1/11.0-1.01.0   2.0   0.3-1.3   1.0   0.3-67k
Ogre10/1/01.0-1.01.0   2.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-40k
Old World Alliance11/0/01.0-0.00.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0150k
Orc83/3/21.3-0.90.8   0.9   0.0-0.9   0.9   0.0-103k
Shambling Undead31/0/20.7-1.31.7   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.3   0.07k
Skaven53/1/11.2-0.81.2   1.6   0.4-0.2   0.8   0.2160k
Snotling30/1/20.3-1.33.0   0.3   0.7-0.3   0.0   0.097k
Tomb Kings43/0/11.3-0.51.0   0.8   0.8-0.5   0.8   0.3150k
Underworld Denizens74/2/11.4-0.92.1   1.9   0.3-0.6   0.6   0.0250k
Vampire10/0/11.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-240k
Wood Elf10/1/01.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0-110k
Total9044/23/231.3-0.91.3   1.1   0.3-0.7   0.9   0.139k