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Dwarf Warhammerers
Team Colours Yellow, black and grey
Each year without fail on the 3rd day after Mitterfruhl, the NAF release their annual rulebook. This isn't a big event for most teams, in fact if questioned, most players would be totally oblivious to the date. However there are 2 teams, who do eagerly await this event, and read the 11,245 page tome (11,246 if you include the Commissioner's message) from cover to cover.
The first are the Heroes of Law; a finer bunch of gentlemen you are unlikely ever meet. Whose hearts are so pure, you have to wonder why they are in this game. As part of the training, each team member reads this 120lb criminal use of a tree, as part of his daily rituals.
The other (unfortunately), are the Dwarf Warhammerers. Where as the Heroes study the over-sized door stop to protect their honour and defend their virtues, the Hammerers eagerly await the annual for well........less scrupulous reasons, far far less scrupulous.
2 elite teams are set to task on the book, armed with rulers and fluorescent high lighting wands. The first is a crack team of Lawyer-sage. It is their job to find loopholes, typos and blunders. The second are finance-smiths, who are given the immensely difficult project of trying to predict the up and coming season losses; due to fines, suspensions (and in extreme but more and more common) bail fees!
Roster
| 0-16 | Dwarf Linemen | 60,000 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Thick Skull, Block | G | SPA |
| 0-2 | Dwarf Blockers | 85,000 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 10 | Thick Skull | GS | PA |
| 0-2 | Dwarf Thrower | 70,000 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Thick Skull, Sure Hands, Pass | GP | SA |
| 0-1 | Dwarf Kicker | 70,000 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Thick Skull, Block, Kick | G | SAP |
| 0-4 | Dwarf Blitzer | 105,000 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Thick Skull, Block, Catch | GS | PA |
| 0-1 | Deathroller | 160k | 4 | 7 | 1 | 10 | Loner, Break Tackle, Dirty Player, Juggernaut, No Hands, Mighty Blow, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm | S | GAP |
| 0-1 | Dwarf Cannon | 60k | 1 | 3 | 1 | 10 | Throw Team Mate | P | GAS |
| Re-roll counter | 50,000 gold pieces each. | ||||||||
| Star Players | Barik Farblast, Stuka Schmidt, Larry, Barry & Harry Mjolnir, Mace Darklantern, Grom Red-Axe | ||||||||
| Apothecary | Yes | ||||||||
Player Icons
Linemen
Iron Breakers
Blockers
Throwers
Kickers
Bombadiers
Deathroller
Grom Redaxe
Mace Darklantern
Mjolnir Brothers
Cheating
Special Rules
Linemen on reaching their first skill, you may choose for them to become one of the specialist positions associated with the Dwarf Warhammerers, instead of taking a normal skill. This is providing that there is a space available.
The following is a list of the positions:
| 0-2 | Dwarf Bombadiers | Right Stuff | +10TV |
| 0-1 | Dwarf Chainsaws | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon | +40TV |
| 0-1 | Dwarf Bomber | Bombs, Secret Weapon | +40TV |
| 0-1 | Dwarf Blunderbussier | Blunderbuss, | +0TV |
Hall of Fame,
Evo 'Bomber' Baradil,
Garvest Blackaxe,
Grim Blueaxe,
Zorb Bokker,
Stromez Canga,
Mace Darklantern,
Grungi Dropper,
Barik Farblast,
Bobart Fleetfoot,
Ivan Gemsplitter,
Yukk Ghulag,
Skrund Hewer,
Rorkaz Kalgar,
Durak Lorne,
Rik Pastrey,
'Stunted' Grom Red-Axe,
Casper Runeflight,
Gimli Rys-Davies,
Stuka Schmidtt,
Rambast Smith,
'Bullethead' Sprecher,
Irkul Voker,
Wanaz Voker,
Gruff Von Leinenkugel,
Rhard Zhorn,