Manbush
Joined: Nov 08, 2005
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Apr 13, 2009 - 05:13 |
 
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Recently a new player in chat mentioned that he would like to see some kind of douchebag rating to go along with Coach Rating, after he got cherrypicked and slaughtered.
I think I have come up with a formula for creating this DBR, try working it out for yourself and see if it fits you 
base number(BN) is 10. Modify this number by the factors below to determine your level of douchebaggery. if more than one applies to you, calculate the first modifier, then multiply the new number by the next modifier, and so on.
-Number of Dirty Players you normally have or would like to have on your favourite team.....mulitply BN by number of DPs. eg 3 dps means multiply 10 by 3. *EXCEPTION* If you have no Dirty Players, give yourself a new BN of 50.
-Average fouls/game as a coach(located on statistics page of your profile). Round up to nearest whole number and multiply BN by it eg 3.95 fouls/game means multiply BN by 4. 2.19 fouls/game means multiply BN by 2.
If any factor causes you to multiply by zero eg having 0 fouls per game, just ignore it(or multiply by 1, same thing), and continue
Gonna shorten it up now, I will list the condition and just write "x 2" or whatever the factor is you multiply your BN by. Stay with me now, folks
-You whine when you're losing..........x2
-You whine when you're winning............x8
-You whine when you get fouled.........x2
-You whine when your foul only stuns...........x2
-You stall for 3 turns often............x2
-You stall for 7 turns often.............x4
-You would rather take a series of pushes for a crowdsurf than POW the guy......x2
-You foul on Turn 16 regularly..........x2
-You have or have had a Claw/Razor Sharp Claws combo on your team.........x2
-You ONLY have Claw and Razor sharp claws as mutations on your team.......x5
-You cherrypick most of your matches based on CR and lack of exp of those you challenge...........x3
-Opponents disconnect on you often...........x2
-You disconnect on opponents often.........x10
-You play really slow even though you have more than 500 games played on fumbbl...........500-1000=x2 1000-1500=x3 1500-2000=x4 2000+ = x5
-You get sexually aroused when you get the ref.......x2
-You refuse to foul when you get the ref.............x20
-You don't chat at all with your opponent.........x3
-Your first challenge you issue is against someone 35-40 TS below you...x3
-You have an active Khemri team in Blackbox.......x2
-You challenge woodies and skaven with your dwarves but ignore all orc and dwarf challenges to your own teams......x4
-You force Overtime in tourneys when you have the game well won........x5
-You have more than one account........x(number of accounts)
-You are a member of WIL........x2
-You are a member of LOA......x4
-You are Canadian or Australian...........x0.5
-You are Canadian and in Quebec..........x2
-You are Swedish or Finnish..........x2
-You are German, British, or Danish..........x3
-You are American.................x4
-You are Irish......................x4
-You are French or Spanish..........x5
-You are Italian...................x10
-You are Shadow 46x2...............x1000000
-You are gay..................x0.01
My Douchebag rating is 81840
What's yours? |
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Last edited by Manbush on Jul 05, 2009; edited 9 times in total |
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SillySod
Joined: Oct 10, 2006
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Apr 13, 2009 - 05:25 |
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324 < 5760  |
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Meech
Joined: Sep 15, 2005
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Apr 13, 2009 - 05:26 |
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With the new modifiers added I am now
1228800 - Mega exalted douchebag |
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Arktoris
Joined: Feb 16, 2004
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Apr 13, 2009 - 05:27 |
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10 x 3 dp x 2 fouls/g x 2 get ref x 4 USA (#1) = 480
480 |
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shadow46x2
Joined: Nov 22, 2003
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Apr 13, 2009 - 05:30 |
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3840000000 |
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harvestmouse
Joined: May 13, 2007
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Apr 13, 2009 - 05:32 |
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So low I'm ashamed to post. 
I demand more criteria to up my doucheness
Ok under the new criteria I hit 450. |
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TheSpoonyBard
Joined: Aug 16, 2005
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Apr 13, 2009 - 05:35 |
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12,800, yo!
The dirty dorfs raise it a bit  |
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paulhicks
Joined: Jul 19, 2004
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Apr 13, 2009 - 05:35 |
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do i add all my accounts together or do them seperately? |
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TheSpoonyBard
Joined: Aug 16, 2005
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Apr 13, 2009 - 05:36 |
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Just go with this one and Angie. Those two will be higher than all ours anyway. |
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Manbush
Joined: Nov 08, 2005
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Apr 13, 2009 - 05:37 |
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OK gonna edit and put a few more criteria in............hehe |
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Happy is the person who can laugh at himself. He will never cease to be amused
I put the liquor in the same bottle his and mine, and mine was at the bottom, and, sure, I was obliged to drink his to get at mine |
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SillySod
Joined: Oct 10, 2006
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Apr 13, 2009 - 05:43 |
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I hope there will be admin/admin-client modifiers |
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Putting the "eh?" back into Sexeh.
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Shades_SteelFist
Joined: Sep 11, 2008
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Apr 13, 2009 - 06:34 |
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MY douche bag rating is 360, wow that low
10x3 dp = 30 x2 WIL = 60 x2 FPG = 120 X3 English = 360 |
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Severedunit
Joined: Oct 08, 2005
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Apr 13, 2009 - 06:46 |
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120 but I'm working on it. |
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JockMcRowdy
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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Apr 13, 2009 - 06:54 |
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240?! cant be right
10 x2 (2 DPs on my necros) x2 (WIL) x3 (British) x1 (average fouls 1.24 FAIL ) x2 (opponents disconnect on me often)
However I'm going to add: x4 - You whine about luck regularly to anyone who will listen
and: x3 you are an admin of some kind (smack)
which gives a rather more healty 2880
some other suggestion may be;
x2 you run a league
x5 you are a security officer
x5 you lock threads to keep the peasants at bay
x2 you spectate and boo people you don't like (I almost got this one )
x2 you ignore game offers that look scary
x11 you are a republican
and finally my all time favourtie
x10 you offer a game to someone and then ask them to host it. |
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paulhicks
Joined: Jul 19, 2004
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Apr 13, 2009 - 07:02 |
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im only 888
i suck
only 1 dp (atm) on my favorite team
fouls per game of 7.4
get wood when i get ref
and british |
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