PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Mar 04, 2013 - 20:37 |
 
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** News Flash **
Bo 'Knows Blood Bowl' Jackson has just signed a 1 million gold endorsement deal with Muscles Magazine. A trade magazine for Blood Bowl strength trainers.
He will become their spoke's person and "face" of the magazine franchise.
"Does your Blood Bowl sports trainer subscribe to Muscles magazine? No, well you better get him a copy. So you can be just like Bo."
"Follow Bo and he will show you the promised land of +ST"
On a side note:
They dumped Massive of the Roid Rage Babes as official spokes lady due to branding issues. For some reason the general reader thought this was a womans health/ Life style magazine. |
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pythrr
Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Mar 04, 2013 - 20:37 |
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is this Brony fanfic? |
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Bullroarer4
Joined: Oct 22, 2012
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Mar 04, 2013 - 21:04 |
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Testimonial :
I bought a year subscription for my team of high elves when we received our first magazine, it was delivered by the bo himself. With his techniques, both my throwers have benefited by working in tandem, pushing each other to grow stronger and throw harder.
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=725948 |
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WhatBall
Joined: Aug 21, 2008
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Mar 04, 2013 - 21:40 |
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mr-maverick
Joined: Sep 10, 2010
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Mar 04, 2013 - 21:44 |
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Bo knows quite a lot, I wonder if he knows that one day he's gonna get fouled to death... |
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-The early bird catches the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese. |
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Nelphine
Joined: Apr 01, 2011
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Mar 04, 2013 - 21:52 |
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The Shrieking Bloodstorm never would read anything published by a mere human.
However, in the 131 games the team has been playing, they have only ever recieved two +S players. Perhaps this Bo knows something... |
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Calcium
Joined: Apr 08, 2007
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Mar 04, 2013 - 22:02 |
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Painstate's Seed is proven to enhance strength and endurance in all athletes.
The Roid Rage Babes are currently 'stocking up' on this most precious of cargo, as long as Painstate can keep up with the 'demand'
The Babes are in discussions with their legal representatives over the dismissal of 'Massive' from MUSCLES MAGAZINE......any claims that 'Massive' was in fact born a 'he named Brian' are unfounded.... |
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Rabe
Joined: Jun 06, 2009
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Mar 04, 2013 - 23:54 |
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When some of his teammates started to make fun of Jongor for reading the magazine, he just smiled, stated that "Bo knows" and strode away whistling.
So, now even Agility Monsters read Muscles Magazine! |
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