Harad
Joined: May 11, 2014
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Dec 21, 2014 - 17:19 |
 
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Cal, the second best wood elf of all time, finally died. Being a filthy ranked picking team did not save him, with a string of 14 deaths in 16 games the dice finally landed on Cal.
Whilst I can imagine many will delight in his death, I've had a few messages from other coaches which always tells you he might be a bit special. He may have been a luxury player who never injured an opponent in 128 games but what a luxury.
https://fumbbl.com/p/player?player_id=10130572%3Cbr |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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Dec 21, 2014 - 18:18 |
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Hahahahahaha killed by a girl called Margaret |
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pythrr
Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Dec 21, 2014 - 18:22 |
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oo, die R picking abomination, die! |
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mrt1212
Joined: Feb 26, 2013
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Dec 21, 2014 - 19:41 |
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Cool player, too bad I never got to foul him. |
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Cavetroll
Joined: Jan 21, 2009
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Dec 21, 2014 - 20:11 |
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Nice player. I especially like how he only threw a block about every three games vs. 1 pass and 1 TD every game. |
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T3mpano
Joined: Jul 17, 2014
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Dec 22, 2014 - 14:18 |
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Darn, I was expecting it was not Cal!
You know the Droplet will avenge his death...by overcoming his records  |
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gamelsetlmatch
Joined: Mar 05, 2013
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Dec 22, 2014 - 16:14 |
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Awwww, that's a sweet Woodie Catcher..
..#TossesSomeDirtOnTheGrave, #RIP_Cal |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Dec 22, 2014 - 17:11 |
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Gromstomp 'Limb Render' Enters the funeral home and looks around. He is very offended by all the flowers and shrubbery all over the place. What in da heck is that? Gromstomp walks up to a pile of timber in the middle of the room and looks at some dead wood elf laying on top.
Well. he thinks to himself, that looks like a good place for a guy like that. Then his nose starts to tingle. He looks over and sees a table full of pastries, the good kind. He walks over and shoves a old granny with a cane to the side, she falls down and snaps her cane. He picks up a pasty tray and starts to walk out.
Sees a torch on the wall, picks it up and throws in into the funeral wood.
Gromstomp crests the hill and looks back. The wooden glade is all lighted up as the funeral home is on fire. Wood elves scrambling all over the place.
Gromstomp looks down and notices that his plate is now empty, dammit man, should of just sat on tha back row and ate the entire spread, bonehead. |
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Harad
Joined: May 11, 2014
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Dec 22, 2014 - 18:10 |
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It's chaos in the funeral home as the flames lick higher. Slowly order is restored. It takes a lot of the rose the elves had planned to toast Cal's departure but the fires are put out. Strangely the dwarves who had come to commiserate couldn't find their beer to aid with dousing the flames.
Coach Harad, sits on the steps of the parlour mopping his brow. 'That was close! We lose enough players on the pitch as it is'. Maybe he's talking to some of the players, or coaches, maybe he's trying to console himself.
Then suddenly he looks around. 'Where is he? Where did he go? You know he's not allowed off on his own! Agggghhh'.
Crazy can see Gromstomp and that's all that matters to him. He's a simple soul and on his face is a simple smile. He doesn't know Gromstomp but he knows he likes him. Gromstomp can't see Crazy, he's too far away for that. But he has a new fan... |
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Kam
Joined: Nov 06, 2012
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Dec 22, 2014 - 18:44 |
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That will be the last entries for the 15th issue of the GLN.  |
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