Foad
Joined: Sep 02, 2007
|
 Posted:
Nov 12, 2018 - 10:19 |
 
|
| camike wrote: | I read your post, really, it left me so much impressed with this article, I hope you will have more great articles to share with readers, thank you.
run 3 |
I feel you man, I feel you... |
_________________
They see me Trollin', they hatin'...
 |
|
OrcCleaver
Joined: Jul 05, 2015
|
| Posted:
Nov 22, 2018 - 08:04 |
|
The Deserted Isles Blood Bowl Leeg is now into its 14th season. However, it seems little is known about the teams and their players. Reporter Welly Strong found the home ground of Kaitoke experiment and spoke to team captain Ice to find out more.
Welly: Tell us about your team. Where are they from? What are the backgrounds of your players? Why are you here?
Well, we found a ball floating in the river and started throwing it to each other. Afterwards we heard that there is the Deserted Isles Blood Bowl Leeg in which we could throw the ball around.
Welly: Your team surprised everyone by entering the competition. How often did you play Blood Bowl before?
Until our first game we never saw a blood bowl pitch, before but we know we had to get the ball to the endzone of the other side.
Welly: What surprised you the most about playing in DIBBL?
The incredible brutality of the players. Five of my friends died in the last four matches. I am so glad we having a bit of a break, where no blood will be shed. I just hope I am going to survive this season.
Welly: I see Willow practicing in the background with a very young tree? Are we going to see them on the pitch the next match?
Willow is highly keen to join us again and has given us important hints on how to deal with bullies. We recently found a treeman interested in the game. Willow took him on and we hope that both will be able to join us in our next match.
Welly: Before I leave I want to ask you a final question. What is your teams goal for the rest of the season.
Having fun and no more deaths! |
|
|
Wozzaa
Joined: Apr 23, 2016
|
| Posted:
Nov 25, 2018 - 01:30 |
|
Lamburly Shield Match Preview
After being beaten somewhat easily by a bunch of apes, the Timelords must pick themselves up for their first Shield defense against the Whaka Warpfire. This is the first meeting of the two teams.
Team News
The Timelords come into this game with two crucial injuries. Mats Tremmel is out with a Fractured arm, and 'The Boot' Markus Dolfus is suffering from a gouged eye.
The Warpfire come into this one with a full team.
Head to Head
An interesting match up might be the big fellas, Flemsnee V Vincent Throg 'N' Meier.
New player Franz Hummels will be looking to impress on his first outing for the Timelords. Lets hope he survives. |
|
|
TK3179
Joined: Jan 12, 2018
|
| Posted:
Nov 25, 2018 - 05:19 |
|
Lambhurly match review/autopsy
(Skaven names withheld to protect the incompetent)
Whaka Warpfire had an air of confidence about them as they faced up against the Timelords. There is some confusion over the reporting that they won in their last match! Didn't take long to bring that confidence crashing down as a early block by some Timelord player or other caused the first of a million injuries to the rats. Literally one million; the massacre of rats both inside and outside of the stadium was executed (pun intended) brilliantly.
A patient build up was preferred by Warpfire mainly due to the fact that the rat's armour was made of papier mache (accent over the e) and several rats seemed to go down injured too easily. Fake blood capsules and a home apothecary bribed to tell the coach that any player downed was "unable to play on" is vehemently denied by the Warpfire management team.
Somehow the rats got their gutter runners through despite the fewer number but the age old problem of stage fright with the endzone beckoning came back to haunt them - a failed dodge and a turnover.
The second half saw more broken armour and injuries or KO's leaving Warpfire with an ineffective defence of not enough. It was really a matter of time before Timelords scored.
In complete control Timelords continued an unrelenting assault on the beleaguered skaven. In an all or nothing, against all odds, move a most improbable dodge into a cage and an uphill block against the ball carrier paid off. As usual though the lack of follow up plan meant little had changed. Timelords scooped up the ball and sauntered in for their second touchdown.[/b] |
|
|
Wozzaa
Joined: Apr 23, 2016
|
| Posted:
Nov 25, 2018 - 05:48 |
|
Shield stays in Manukau errr.... Talabheim?
The Talabheim Timelords have retained the Lamburly Shield after a confident performance against the Whaka Warpfire.
24,000 fans packed out Timex Stadium to watch the Timelord's first Shield defense and they were not disappointed.
Early in the first half, the Warpfire looked certain to score when Visktre'tik had the ball a few feet away from the end zone, and rode the tackle of Bernard Schmidt.
Bernard had the last laugh though when he tackled Visktre'tik as he tried to dodge away. Very uncharacteristic for the Gutter Runner.
After that, things went from bad to worse for the Warpfire. The humans started removing Skaven at an alarming rate.
The Humans drove forward and managed to score before the end of the half. Man of the match, Bernard Schmidt, sprinted over the line.
Bernard not only scored, but chimed in with four casualties and knocked out a further three. Say one thing about Bernard Schmidt, say he likes to hit rats.
The second half was difficult for the Warpfire, as they were playing a number of men down. All seemed lost, but Skeetckukibaz squeezed few a number of tackles and managed to haul down Gerbher Paulsen, the Human captain who was carrying the ball. Unfortunately for challengers, the man power took its toll and Gerbher was able to collect the ball once again and run in for a score, his 18th touchdown for the club.
2-0 to the Timelords. The next challenger... the 69ers. |
|
|
underthemountain
Joined: Aug 09, 2022
|
| Posted:
Feb 28, 2025 - 22:42 |
|
Off to Chur-Chur
The Spreydon upstarts entered the field despondent. The season had been a disaster. They had been out bashed by elves in their last outing and it was going to happen again. They all knew it. The Flexible Elves were going to hammer another nail into the coffin.
Game time. The elves kicked and immediately blitz the woeful orcs. Six elves spring into action and pressure the deep kick. The orc thrower managed to pick up the ball and cage up so some hope remained. The elves pile in to pressure the ball close to the orcs line. Two elves are KOed but they are both in the centre of the field so their removal doesn't decrease the pressure on the ball.
Things are starting to look bad so desperate times call for desperate measure - passing play! The orc thrower runs back and around and chucks the pigskin to a orc blitzer in mid field, who promptly legs it. The stunned elves give chase but can't catch him. They stop for a second to laugh at this unexpected event and then immediately counter score to tie the game at 1 -1 going into the second half. A stupid troll stopped any dreams of a throw team touchdown to go up again.
The elves receive and keep the ball in back field, sending a few scoring threats forward to keep the orcs on their toes. The elf plans seems to be working, despite significant elf attrition due to some big hits and the fantastic fouling of Bumph Gobbasher, who is going for a career high one game foul total. Late in the half the elves commit to a flank and drive foward. A needless rush sees both and elf and the ball on the ground beside a cluster of surprised orcs. Star blitzer Durgash Mummyfield knocks over the elf blitzer guarding the ball, picks it up and dashes into a cage. The orc crowd goes wild and the turn ends with a sneaky goblin foul that helps obstruct access to the ball carrier.
The orcs are left with three turns to drive the ball 2/3s of the way up the pitch and get to work. The elves try to obstruct their advance but have too many players either stunned on the wrong side of the cage or nursing bruises in the dug out. The orcs push back to the centre of the pitch after the elves over commit to a flank. A four elf screen isn't enough to stop Durgash Mummyfield running it in and saving the season. |
|
|
|
|
| |
unable to get past &...
Search
