Trickey
Joined: Oct 10, 2018
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Jun 27, 2023 - 11:35 |
 
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A Tale of two Stormfel
Alas tis hear the moment heralded by all of us across the glittering isles of the Oceania Secret Blood Bowl League.
I am here people the Mascara snake Verner Hisog being on an astral pilgrimage as he chases the Minnows of stories and the gutter press. I get the big fry of the league and there is no bigger than this game. The Sucker Cup X is in full swing and now we have arguably the biggest match we have ever seen in the competition. Stormfel are known to love Halfs and we have two teams in the quarters facing each other.
In the deep blue corner. The veterans of the OSbbl. Larry Vaughans Love Spawn. These sharks have been hanging around the Osbbl since their inaugural game against Shatners Bassoon in the 2nd secret tentacle Smack. The team have a patchy record of 6 wins 3 draws and 24 losses. Including the classic quarter-final defeat against Banda Sagrada de Magritta. Time and again the Sharks have appeared toothless. Upsettingly the star of the show Hooper, reportedly Morg N Thorgs most hated opponent to play will be sitting this one out and could this make the difference?
On the other side out of the deeper deeper blue corner is the Snark men. These new kids on the block have a swagger about them befitting the most successful osbbl stormfel side of all time. The upstarts the fry have been eyeing up the Love Spawn ever since they entered the pools. There is only room for one big fish around here. Star shark Mako went on the record to say “We aint here laze on the beach, we have a job to do and we want to chewâ€.
Regardless of the result all this reporter knows is this is the most exciting thing in the league since Troutmask replica beat some Iron Breakers. Can a Stormfel team go all the way tune in 28/6/23 8:30 NZT…
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