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Do you want to have the choice to always pick one of the Hive Mind's two most commen skills?
Yes, it makes team building way more interesting.
17%
 17%  [ 40 ]
No, let's keep it straight and always take the most common skill.
10%
 10%  [ 24 ]
I'm totally fine with either.
5%
 5%  [ 13 ]
I don't like either option.
2%
 2%  [ 6 ]
Resistance is futile.
33%
 33%  [ 79 ]
Can we assimilate pie? It would make being a drone so much more comfortable...
31%
 31%  [ 73 ]
Total Votes : 235


MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Aug 25, 2024 - 07:48 Reply with quote Back to top

Blackbox Invasion Cube 016 reporting.

The 2nd mission was a successful raid on a Lizard squadron (1-0).

CAS inflicted: 2

Damage sustained: 6 of 16 cannot be restarted and will be replaced. 12 of 16 will mend wounds and will miss the next raid.

Assimilations to report: Nil

Data added to hive mind: Nil.

Upgrades: 2 of 16 attained Block.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen.
Carthage



Joined: Mar 18, 2021

Post   Posted: Aug 25, 2024 - 20:25 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 014 reporting.

The 6th mission was a successful raid on a Wood Elf wedding (4-0)

CAS inflicted: 7

Damage sustained: Nil.

Assimilations to report: Nil, despite the Cube's best effort.

Data added to hive mind: Nil.

Upgrades: 1, 4, 7, and 9 of sixteen have been upgraded with superior blocking power.

Previously activated agility drone has malfunctioned and gone rogue, dropping from the Hive Mind. Parts were likely obtained from black market salvage and not a reliable source. Competitive Invasion Cube 014 shall seek source of new agile parts.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen.
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Aug 26, 2024 - 07:05 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 015 reporting for duty.

The 1st mission was an unsuccessful raid on a Dark Elf squadron (1-1). It appears the Cube was rushed into service without proper training.

CAS inflicted: 0

Damage sustained: 1 and 3 of 16 were obliterated. 11 of 16 suffered minor damage and will miss the next raid.

Assimilations to report: Nil.

Data added to hive mind: Nil.

Upgrades: nil.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen.
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Aug 26, 2024 - 10:16 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 015 reporting.

The 2nd mission was a successful raid on an Ogre squadron (1-0). At about one third of the way through the intense battle, the Ogres unexpectedly time warped to another dimension.

CAS inflicted: 0

Damage sustained: Nil.

Assimilations to report: Nil.

Data added to hive mind: Nil.

Upgrades: Ten of Sixteen attained Block.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen.
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Aug 26, 2024 - 12:54 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 015 reporting.

The 3rd mission was a successful raid on a High Elf squadron (2-0).

CAS inflicted: 2 (on 68 Blocks)

Damage sustained: Nil.

Assimilations to report: Nil.

Data added to hive mind: Nil.

Upgrades: Five of Sixteen attained Block.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen.
DoctorMidnight



Joined: Jul 07, 2022

Post   Posted: Aug 26, 2024 - 13:00 Reply with quote Back to top

Could the members of this league put [BORG] in front of their team?
Spotting them in the game finder would allow "normal" coaches to avoid suffering some unpleasant fouling series.
Thanks for your understanding.

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CR is a joke.
Carthage



Joined: Mar 18, 2021

Post   Posted: Aug 26, 2024 - 16:17 Reply with quote Back to top

DoctorMidnight wrote:
Could the members of this league put [BORG] in front of their team?
Spotting them in the game finder would allow "normal" coaches to avoid suffering some unpleasant fouling series.
Thanks for your understanding.


Is the Invasion Cube XXX not obvious enough?
Regardless, resistance and retreat are futile. We are the Borg. You will be assimilated.
Carthage



Joined: Mar 18, 2021

Post   Posted: Aug 26, 2024 - 17:37 Reply with quote Back to top

Also, if you see a team with 12 renegade linemen, what type of game are you really expecting it to be? The only person I know of that would field that team without it being meta/meme would be JR.
*Cue JR hopping on and talking about how all linemen is optimal blood bowl*
We should assimilate JR.
DoctorMidnight



Joined: Jul 07, 2022

Post   Posted: Aug 26, 2024 - 18:38 Reply with quote Back to top

Carthage wrote:
Is the Invasion Cube XXX not obvious enough?


No.
Cause everybody on Fumbbl is not necessary a Trekkie.

Plus, you should understand that being an unaware target/victim of your league could be an unpleasant experience for some coaches...
I'm not speaking about myself (I don't care), but about newbies and fresh coaches of this very website.

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Carthage



Joined: Mar 18, 2021

Post   Posted: Aug 26, 2024 - 19:37 Reply with quote Back to top

I don't think newer players would get the BORG tag either then. Plus it isn't nearly as bloody as a Throne of Blood meta league. The goal is still to win, but kills on certain races are valuable too. When I played Molonlave, it didn't feel any more foul centric than a normal orc or undead matchup. Maybe its because people see renegades and think it won't be as bashy as undead so they matchup against them with an elf squad then get surprised by the removal hunting?
Yuri_the_Scourge



Joined: Dec 20, 2009

Post   Posted: Aug 26, 2024 - 23:10 Reply with quote Back to top

DoctorMidnight wrote:
Could the members of this league put [BORG] in front of their team?
Spotting them in the game finder would allow "normal" coaches to avoid suffering some unpleasant fouling series.
Thanks for your understanding.


A lot of other players foul a lot too, and they dont have to indicate that in their teamname….
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Aug 27, 2024 - 09:02 Reply with quote Back to top

Fouling is part of Blood Bowl. I know some coaches don't like it, buuuuut....it's in the rules, so it can be done and should be expected. Even turn 16 fouls - it's part of the fun of the game, and after all, it is called BLOOD bowl. Assimilate.... Assimilate.... Assimilate.... hahahahahaha.
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Aug 27, 2024 - 09:04 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 015 reporting.

The 4th mission was a successful raid on a Dark Elf squadron (2-0).

CAS inflicted: 2 (on 61 Blocks, and one of them was a foul!!)

Damage sustained: Nil.

Assimilations to report: Nil.

Data added to hive mind: Nil.

Upgrades: Eight of Sixteen attained Block.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen.
Carthage



Joined: Mar 18, 2021

Post   Posted: Aug 27, 2024 - 14:52 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 014 reporting.

The 7th mission was an unsuccessful raid on an Imperial Nobility ball (1-1)

CAS inflicted: 2 (on 67 Blocks! and 1 was from opponent failing a block)

Damage sustained: Seven of Sixteen undergoing repairs. Eight of Sixteen's exoskeleton beyond repair.

Assimilations to report: Imperial Nobility Retainer

Data added to hive mind: Fend

Upgrades: Five and Eight of Sixteen attained superior blocking power. Six of Sixteen has improved Frenzy attacking algorithms.

This Cube's first assimilation has occurred. The assimilation occurred when the opponent attempted to damage Six of Sixteen with a both down result.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen.
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Aug 28, 2024 - 08:25 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 003 reporting.

The 46th mission was an unsuccessful raid on a Dark Elf squadron (1-1).

CAS inflicted: 3

Damage sustained: Nil.

Assimilations to report: Nil. Venturing deeper and deeper into the Elf space quadrant in search of weakness.

Data added to hive mind: Nil.

Upgrades: Nil.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen again.
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