wintergreen13
Joined: Apr 10, 2011
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NBFL Season XXXIII Week 7
UNPRECEDENTED. UNHEARD-OF. OBSCENE!
Dead of the Week
Raymond James II: Vampa Bay runner; no skills
Death of the Week: Two weeks in a row with a rookie vampire runner from Vampa Bay winning DotW… at first we thought it was going to be a landmark thing but this week you’ve really tied our hands by only killing ONE PLAYER. (yes, Glart Smashrip Jr. “died” but we all know that’s just slang for “is too old to play a whole match and needed a breather”). So YEAH. shook_one gets another trophy… for having the only player killed during the week. I hope y’all are proud.
Maimed of the Week
Candlewick: Las Fangas thrall (-ST); no skills
Gared S.: Denver linerat (-ST); Wrestle
Madani Diarra [StLB]: Szeattle lineman (-ST); Block, Dodge, Guard, +AV
Kiss: Hairizona blitzer (-ST); Mighty Blow
Guns N' Roses: Hairizona blitzer (-ST); Frenzy
*Mike Tai* Munchak: THC lineman (-AG); Dodge
Julius Lewis (CB) #24 [TCU]: Manglesota ghoul (-MA); On the Ball, Block, Catch, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Fend
Price [MzST]: Hairizona blitzer (-AV); +ST, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
intimately familiar III: Vampa Bay thrall (-PA); Wrestle
Gimondo Nolo [UCSD]: Trans Fat Crisco lineman (-PA); Block, Side Step, Frenzy, +AG, Dirty Player, Shadowing
Total NI this week: 11
Total MNG this week: 14
Total stat busts this week: 12
Total deaths this week: 1
Total SI/RIP: 38 |
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