wintergreen13
Joined: Apr 10, 2011
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Nov 08, 2024 - 02:31 |
 
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NBFL Season XXXIII Week 7
UNPRECEDENTED. UNHEARD-OF. OBSCENE!
Dead of the Week
Raymond James II: Vampa Bay runner; no skills
Death of the Week: Two weeks in a row with a rookie vampire runner from Vampa Bay winning DotW… at first we thought it was going to be a landmark thing but this week you’ve really tied our hands by only killing ONE PLAYER. (yes, Glart Smashrip Jr. “died” but we all know that’s just slang for “is too old to play a whole match and needed a breather”). So YEAH. shook_one gets another trophy… for having the only player killed during the week. I hope y’all are proud.
Maimed of the Week
Candlewick: Las Fangas thrall (-ST); no skills
Gared S.: Denver linerat (-ST); Wrestle
Madani Diarra [StLB]: Szeattle lineman (-ST); Block, Dodge, Guard, +AV
Kiss: Hairizona blitzer (-ST); Mighty Blow
Guns N' Roses: Hairizona blitzer (-ST); Frenzy
*Mike Tai* Munchak: THC lineman (-AG); Dodge
Julius Lewis (CB) #24 [TCU]: Manglesota ghoul (-MA); On the Ball, Block, Catch, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Fend
Price [MzST]: Hairizona blitzer (-AV); +ST, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
intimately familiar III: Vampa Bay thrall (-PA); Wrestle
Gimondo Nolo [UCSD]: Trans Fat Crisco lineman (-PA); Block, Side Step, Frenzy, +AG, Dirty Player, Shadowing
Total NI this week: 11
Total MNG this week: 14
Total stat busts this week: 12
Total deaths this week: 1
Total SI/RIP: 38 |
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wintergreen13
Joined: Apr 10, 2011
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Dec 07, 2024 - 05:46 |
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NBFL Season XXXIII Week 8
AAAAAH. Back to a normal-feeling 9 killed players! Feels real good to not have to give DotW to the only dude who snuffed it (and who was always inevitably a runner for Vampa Bay). I think last week has really haunted up the staff here; we had to give PTO to three of our top reporters!
Dead of the Week
Jort Hines-Allen II: Jakesonville linerat; no skills
Rosy II [IVCC]: Denver linerat; Block, Mighty Blow, Guard
Twisted Sister: Hairizona thrower; Block
Joe Goesboom: Los Angeles lineman; Side Step
Apollo Organics: D-Town lineman; Kick
SS Law R: Baltimore khorngor; Tackle, Break Tackle, Wrestle, Two Heads
Mephisto Warzeka [WWAF]: Orkland big ‘un; Block, Stand Firm, Guard, Diving Tackle, Mighty Blow, Tackle
Sir Gregory Longhorn [UNAM]: Orkland blitzer; Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Grab, +MA
lol Shadowbane Norway: Las Fangas thrall; Wrestle, Tackle
Death of the Week: While I REALLY wanted to give DotW to my thrall who FUMBBL’s naming algorithm bestowed upon the random name “Shadowbane Norway”, basically the best thrall name you can ask for, we do need to salute Xelron for sacrificing two important players this week – and all of this week’s killed draft picks! While Sir Gregory Longhorn came with the UNAM pedigree and extremely posh upbringing, big ‘un Mephisto Warzeka feels like the bigger loss, as a dead legend big ‘un ain’t no joking matter (except to Cleveland’s conference rivals, who were certainly high-fiving their champagne flutes or whatever it is y’all do over there to celebrate). So condolences and congratulations, Xelron! May your graves grow beautiful petunias, like they do down in Duqueswood.
Maimed of the Week
Deadrin Senat: Baltimore lineman (-AG): Foul Appearance
familiarity II: Tijuana rotter (-MA); no skills
Tavien Feast-On-Them [CLEM]: Jakesonville gutter runner (-AV); Block, Sure Hands, Guard, Side Step, Defensive, Diving Tackle
Amari Cooper [BAMA]: Szeattle blitzer (-AV); Dodge, Side Step, Tackle, Diving Tackle, +ST, Mighty Blow
Zipper Zoo: Denver gutter runner (-AV); Block, Diving Tackle
Jon Vileman #51 (LB): Brew More dwarf blockerguy (-AV); Mighty Blow, Guard
Total NI this week: 13
Total MNG this week: 17
Total stat busts this week: 6
Total deaths this week: 9
Total SI/RIP: 45 |
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wintergreen13
Joined: Apr 10, 2011
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Dec 19, 2024 - 09:10 |
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NBFL Season XXXIII Week 9
NOOOOOO! My vampire brethren! Week 9 put shook_one right back at the top of our Death of the Week column, but this time it wasn’t a rookie runner that got him there. Oh, and I guess some other important players died this week, too, or something.
Dead of the Week
Teed Off (UoT): Indianapolis blitzer; Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm, Shadowing
Jordan tha Stash [KEN]: Brewmore blocker; Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, +AV, Grab
Edr Onrine: Witchington lineman; no skills
Genome Ratkin [CIN]: Manglesota golem; Block, Mighty Blow, Diving Tackle, Guard, Tackle, Defensive
Doug Cuzco [MIA]: Buffalo lineman; +ST, Block, Guard, Defensive
Puke Brown: Tijuana pestigor; no skills
Derpitti [NCC]: Vampa Bay thrower; Block, Dodge, Pro, Sure Hands, Tackle, Side Step
Pvt Bootgum [ARMY]: Vampa Bay thrower; +MA, +MA, Block
Death of the Week: Vampa Bay lost both of their throwers this week, including Pvt Bootgum, who was praised as one of the best draft picks of ALL TIME by noted Twitch personality asteflix, and a Legend thrower in Derpitti. I mean, that’s gotta put them at the top of the queue, right? Sure, Genome ran a ‘zine out of Minnesota and will be missed for his incisive takes on sludge metal and gender politics. And yes, Doug’s Dark and Stormy was unparalleled and has left Tom Mack without a drinking buddy. These are all certainly important losses. But this is the Age of the Vampire, dammit! Pvt Bootgum is Death of the Week! Don’t @ me!
Maimed of the Week
Jackie Burkett: Indianapolis blocker (-ST); Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm
Addi Tional [NOVA]: New Zig minotaur (-AG); +AV, Block, Guard, Pro, Unchannelled Fury, Juggernaut
Crummy Robot: New New Orleans lineman (-MA); Frenzy, Shadowing
Julius Lewis (CB) #24 [TCU]: Manglesota ghoul (-MA); On the Ball, Block, Catch, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Fend
Igrethe Maildun: Szeattle lineman (-MA); Dirty Player, Sneaky Git
Elijah Chatman: New York lineman (-MA); Wrestle
Alex Bregman [LSU]: Pittsburgh catcher (-AV); Dodge, Tackle, Strip Ball, Wrestle
Freddie Froggy "Frawglegs": Deadlanta ghoul (-AV); +MA, Wrestle, Tackle, Dauntless, Leap
Stickiest of the Icky: THC lineman (-AV); no skills
The Great Gorian [FSR]: Dallas runner (-PA); Block, Side Step, +MA, +MA
Eddie *Furious George*: THC lineman (-PA); Dodge
Yambul Elftyrant: Orkland lineman (-PA); Dirty Player, Sneaky Git
Gorex Enders [TOL]: Vampa Bay blitzer (-PA); +AG, Block, Dodge, Strip Ball, Break Tackle
Matt Edwards [CB]: Trans Fat blitzed (-PA); Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Juggernaut, Pro
Total NI this week: 18
Total MNG this week: 22
Total stat busts this week: 14
Total deaths this week: 8
Total SI/RIP: 62 |
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wintergreen13
Joined: Apr 10, 2011
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Dec 19, 2024 - 09:11 |
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NBFL Season XXXIII Week 10
Got ‘em.
Dead of the Week
Belle Merythe [TT]: Buffalo witch; Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, +MA, Block, Sure Hands, Sprint
*Mike Tai* Munchak: THC lineman; Dodge, Pro
Rex Burningham: Los Angeles lineman; Kick, Block, Dodge
Seth B [BALL]: Szeattle witch; Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, Block, Tackle, Side Step, +ST, +ST, Juggernaut
Maurice Canady: New York catcher; Dirty Player, Sneaky Git
Tyler Nubin: New York lineman; Wrestle
Littl' Timmy T: Denver linerat; Dirty Player
JFM: Denver linerat; no skills
Death of the Week: You know you love to see it: Seth B, that lich of the NBFL, was forced back to the grave by Moloro Merkesh of Illadelph, himself a former dark elf blitzer back in college. Someone call up Klazam and let him know the good news!
Maimed of the Week
Jabari Ellis: New York lineman (-MA); Wrestle, Defensive
: Rúmil Vardalas [WAS]: Las Fangas runner (-AV); +AG, Block, Dodge, +ST, +MA
Andy Alfieri (#55) [CAL]: New York blitzer (-AV); Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
Donovan Lackus [TT]: Buffalo blitzer (-PA); Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Dodge, Defensive
Sam Mills: THC blitzer (-PA); Dodge, Side Step, Diving Tackle
Priest Holmes [UT]: Szeattle blitzer (-PA); Dodge, Guard, Mighty Blow, Side Step
Atha Bellenzor: Witchington blitzer (-PA); no skills
Total NI this week: 18
Total MNG this week: 13
Total stat busts this week: 7
Total deaths this week: 8
Total SI/RIP: 46 |
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