wintergreen13
Joined: Apr 10, 2011
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Nov 08, 2024 - 02:31 |
 
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NBFL Season XXXIII Week 7
UNPRECEDENTED. UNHEARD-OF. OBSCENE!
Dead of the Week
Raymond James II: Vampa Bay runner; no skills
Death of the Week: Two weeks in a row with a rookie vampire runner from Vampa Bay winning DotW… at first we thought it was going to be a landmark thing but this week you’ve really tied our hands by only killing ONE PLAYER. (yes, Glart Smashrip Jr. “died” but we all know that’s just slang for “is too old to play a whole match and needed a breather”). So YEAH. shook_one gets another trophy… for having the only player killed during the week. I hope y’all are proud.
Maimed of the Week
Candlewick: Las Fangas thrall (-ST); no skills
Gared S.: Denver linerat (-ST); Wrestle
Madani Diarra [StLB]: Szeattle lineman (-ST); Block, Dodge, Guard, +AV
Kiss: Hairizona blitzer (-ST); Mighty Blow
Guns N' Roses: Hairizona blitzer (-ST); Frenzy
*Mike Tai* Munchak: THC lineman (-AG); Dodge
Julius Lewis (CB) #24 [TCU]: Manglesota ghoul (-MA); On the Ball, Block, Catch, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Fend
Price [MzST]: Hairizona blitzer (-AV); +ST, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
intimately familiar III: Vampa Bay thrall (-PA); Wrestle
Gimondo Nolo [UCSD]: Trans Fat Crisco lineman (-PA); Block, Side Step, Frenzy, +AG, Dirty Player, Shadowing
Total NI this week: 11
Total MNG this week: 14
Total stat busts this week: 12
Total deaths this week: 1
Total SI/RIP: 38 |
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wintergreen13
Joined: Apr 10, 2011
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Dec 07, 2024 - 05:46 |
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NBFL Season XXXIII Week 8
AAAAAH. Back to a normal-feeling 9 killed players! Feels real good to not have to give DotW to the only dude who snuffed it (and who was always inevitably a runner for Vampa Bay). I think last week has really haunted up the staff here; we had to give PTO to three of our top reporters!
Dead of the Week
Jort Hines-Allen II: Jakesonville linerat; no skills
Rosy II [IVCC]: Denver linerat; Block, Mighty Blow, Guard
Twisted Sister: Hairizona thrower; Block
Joe Goesboom: Los Angeles lineman; Side Step
Apollo Organics: D-Town lineman; Kick
SS Law R: Baltimore khorngor; Tackle, Break Tackle, Wrestle, Two Heads
Mephisto Warzeka [WWAF]: Orkland big ‘un; Block, Stand Firm, Guard, Diving Tackle, Mighty Blow, Tackle
Sir Gregory Longhorn [UNAM]: Orkland blitzer; Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Grab, +MA
lol Shadowbane Norway: Las Fangas thrall; Wrestle, Tackle
Death of the Week: While I REALLY wanted to give DotW to my thrall who FUMBBL’s naming algorithm bestowed upon the random name “Shadowbane Norway”, basically the best thrall name you can ask for, we do need to salute Xelron for sacrificing two important players this week – and all of this week’s killed draft picks! While Sir Gregory Longhorn came with the UNAM pedigree and extremely posh upbringing, big ‘un Mephisto Warzeka feels like the bigger loss, as a dead legend big ‘un ain’t no joking matter (except to Cleveland’s conference rivals, who were certainly high-fiving their champagne flutes or whatever it is y’all do over there to celebrate). So condolences and congratulations, Xelron! May your graves grow beautiful petunias, like they do down in Duqueswood.
Maimed of the Week
Deadrin Senat: Baltimore lineman (-AG): Foul Appearance
familiarity II: Tijuana rotter (-MA); no skills
Tavien Feast-On-Them [CLEM]: Jakesonville gutter runner (-AV); Block, Sure Hands, Guard, Side Step, Defensive, Diving Tackle
Amari Cooper [BAMA]: Szeattle blitzer (-AV); Dodge, Side Step, Tackle, Diving Tackle, +ST, Mighty Blow
Zipper Zoo: Denver gutter runner (-AV); Block, Diving Tackle
Jon Vileman #51 (LB): Brew More dwarf blockerguy (-AV); Mighty Blow, Guard
Total NI this week: 13
Total MNG this week: 17
Total stat busts this week: 6
Total deaths this week: 9
Total SI/RIP: 45 |
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wintergreen13
Joined: Apr 10, 2011
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Dec 19, 2024 - 09:10 |
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NBFL Season XXXIII Week 9
NOOOOOO! My vampire brethren! Week 9 put shook_one right back at the top of our Death of the Week column, but this time it wasn’t a rookie runner that got him there. Oh, and I guess some other important players died this week, too, or something.
Dead of the Week
Teed Off (UoT): Indianapolis blitzer; Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm, Shadowing
Jordan tha Stash [KEN]: Brewmore blocker; Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, +AV, Grab
Edr Onrine: Witchington lineman; no skills
Genome Ratkin [CIN]: Manglesota golem; Block, Mighty Blow, Diving Tackle, Guard, Tackle, Defensive
Doug Cuzco [MIA]: Buffalo lineman; +ST, Block, Guard, Defensive
Puke Brown: Tijuana pestigor; no skills
Derpitti [NCC]: Vampa Bay thrower; Block, Dodge, Pro, Sure Hands, Tackle, Side Step
Pvt Bootgum [ARMY]: Vampa Bay thrower; +MA, +MA, Block
Death of the Week: Vampa Bay lost both of their throwers this week, including Pvt Bootgum, who was praised as one of the best draft picks of ALL TIME by noted Twitch personality asteflix, and a Legend thrower in Derpitti. I mean, that’s gotta put them at the top of the queue, right? Sure, Genome ran a ‘zine out of Minnesota and will be missed for his incisive takes on sludge metal and gender politics. And yes, Doug’s Dark and Stormy was unparalleled and has left Tom Mack without a drinking buddy. These are all certainly important losses. But this is the Age of the Vampire, dammit! Pvt Bootgum is Death of the Week! Don’t @ me!
Maimed of the Week
Jackie Burkett: Indianapolis blocker (-ST); Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm
Addi Tional [NOVA]: New Zig minotaur (-AG); +AV, Block, Guard, Pro, Unchannelled Fury, Juggernaut
Crummy Robot: New New Orleans lineman (-MA); Frenzy, Shadowing
Julius Lewis (CB) #24 [TCU]: Manglesota ghoul (-MA); On the Ball, Block, Catch, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Fend
Igrethe Maildun: Szeattle lineman (-MA); Dirty Player, Sneaky Git
Elijah Chatman: New York lineman (-MA); Wrestle
Alex Bregman [LSU]: Pittsburgh catcher (-AV); Dodge, Tackle, Strip Ball, Wrestle
Freddie Froggy "Frawglegs": Deadlanta ghoul (-AV); +MA, Wrestle, Tackle, Dauntless, Leap
Stickiest of the Icky: THC lineman (-AV); no skills
The Great Gorian [FSR]: Dallas runner (-PA); Block, Side Step, +MA, +MA
Eddie *Furious George*: THC lineman (-PA); Dodge
Yambul Elftyrant: Orkland lineman (-PA); Dirty Player, Sneaky Git
Gorex Enders [TOL]: Vampa Bay blitzer (-PA); +AG, Block, Dodge, Strip Ball, Break Tackle
Matt Edwards [CB]: Trans Fat blitzed (-PA); Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Juggernaut, Pro
Total NI this week: 18
Total MNG this week: 22
Total stat busts this week: 14
Total deaths this week: 8
Total SI/RIP: 62 |
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wintergreen13
Joined: Apr 10, 2011
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Dec 19, 2024 - 09:11 |
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NBFL Season XXXIII Week 10
Got ‘em.
Dead of the Week
Belle Merythe [TT]: Buffalo witch; Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, +MA, Block, Sure Hands, Sprint
*Mike Tai* Munchak: THC lineman; Dodge, Pro
Rex Burningham: Los Angeles lineman; Kick, Block, Dodge
Seth B [BALL]: Szeattle witch; Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, Block, Tackle, Side Step, +ST, +ST, Juggernaut
Maurice Canady: New York catcher; Dirty Player, Sneaky Git
Tyler Nubin: New York lineman; Wrestle
Littl' Timmy T: Denver linerat; Dirty Player
JFM: Denver linerat; no skills
Death of the Week: You know you love to see it: Seth B, that lich of the NBFL, was forced back to the grave by Moloro Merkesh of Illadelph, himself a former dark elf blitzer back in college. Someone call up Klazam and let him know the good news!
Maimed of the Week
Jabari Ellis: New York lineman (-MA); Wrestle, Defensive
: Rúmil Vardalas [WAS]: Las Fangas runner (-AV); +AG, Block, Dodge, +ST, +MA
Andy Alfieri (#55) [CAL]: New York blitzer (-AV); Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
Donovan Lackus [TT]: Buffalo blitzer (-PA); Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Dodge, Defensive
Sam Mills: THC blitzer (-PA); Dodge, Side Step, Diving Tackle
Priest Holmes [UT]: Szeattle blitzer (-PA); Dodge, Guard, Mighty Blow, Side Step
Atha Bellenzor: Witchington blitzer (-PA); no skills
Total NI this week: 18
Total MNG this week: 13
Total stat busts this week: 7
Total deaths this week: 8
Total SI/RIP: 46 |
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wintergreen13
Joined: Apr 10, 2011
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Dec 20, 2024 - 09:14 |
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NBFL Season XXXIII Week 11
Ah… that's the stuff. While week 11 didn't include another exciting dead bloater, it still represents a solid effort! The Death of the Week crew appreciate it when they can kick up their feet and enjoy a normal week featuring a dead dwarf.
Dead of the Week
Diamond Cut Farms: D-Town lineman; Sneaky Git
JJ Jansen: Carolina rotter; Block, Dirty Player, Shadowing
Brayden "Bones" Rohme: Deadlanta golem; Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard
intimately familiar III: Vampa Bay thrall; Wrestle
Bob "Southern" Breitenstein [POLI]: Dallas troll slayer; +ST, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Tackle, Diving Tackle
Rotmaree Slayer: Tijuana rotter; +ST, +AV, Block, Foul Appearance
Bitch Trumissky: Buffalo runner; On the Ball
Death of the Week: This week’s marquee death goes to a playmaker whose impact on the match was palpable without demanding too much of the spotlight. His extra bulk and surprising defensive skills made it so that opponents feared getting into the scrum when he was around; when he worked together with the rest of the team’s muscle they could really bog down a drive for almost any opponent. That’s right, this week’s DotW goes to none other than Rotmaree Slayer! Oh, you thought we were going to award it to a dwarf? Pffft.
Maimed of the Week
Lucas Eart: Trans Fat Crisco lineman (-ST); Block, Fend
Mo Lewis #57 (LB): Brew More blocker (-AV); Guard, Stand Firm, Mighty Blow
V. Walker [NSP]: Pittsburgh lineman (-PA); Dirty Player, Block, Fend, Dodge
Sammy: Las Fangas thrall (-PA); no skills
Audric Estime: Denver gutter runner (-PA); no skills
Total NI this week: 11
Total MNG this week: 14
Total stat busts this week: 6
Total deaths this week: 7
Total SI/RIP: 38 |
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ex-convict
Joined: Jun 28, 2005
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Mar 20, 2025 - 03:57 |
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NBFL Season 34 Draft Preview
Welcome, once again, as we preview the upcoming NBFL draft! Teams new and old have a chance to make key additions to their rosters, as the offseason always brings a flurry of change to the league. Some coaches switch homes, while others merely swap rosters. Others continue marching onwards, confident and/or persistent in their ways.
Let's break down each team's current needs, and give some possible selections they could make:
1. Trans-Fat Crisco Porky Diners
Race: Human
Coach: Cervus
Division: NFC West
Previous Record: 2/1/11
Team Needs: Stat Blitzer, or AG Catcher
The roster has never lacked for useful and functional skills, but currently lacks a game-changer who can either 2D on any blitz or dodge/pickup on a 2.
Possible Pick: Zappa UBC Skilled/Thrower 3 spp Block, (+ST), (+AG), (+MA)
We can make a new catcher: Bigger. Faster. Stronger. And has Block.
2. San Diego/LA-C TBD
Race: Nurgle
Coach: Arcayn
Division: AFC West
Previous Record: N/A
Team Needs: All (new)
Keeping the Nurgle filth but with a new head coach, the former Tijuana franchise migrates back to LA. Drafting for rookie Nurgle is notoriously difficult, as the team has 8-9 positions to fill out but only start with 5 draft picks. What will coach Arcayn look for in his foundation?
Possible Pick: Cowtown IVCC Lineman/Skilled/Blitzer 1 spp Block, (+MA), (+MA), Dodge, (+ST)
Slap Two Heads on him at Legend and you have yourself a pretty good ball carrier!
3. Dirtroit Amon Ra Dawgers
Race: Khemri
Coach: Kakopolis
Division: NFC North
Previous Record: N/A
Team Needs: All (new)
Another Khemri franchise! We generally have one brave soul running them at a time, but this might be the first where we have two! Will it take Dirtroit a few seasons to get over the hump like it did for No-Skincinatti? Or can they find success earlier on?
Possible Pick: Lejond Cavazos Bro-Hio St. Skilled 0 spps Block, Tackle, Side Step, (+ST), (+AG)
While not quite a Poison 'Patella' Ivy, Lejond is a pretty good imitation!
4. Carolina TBD
Race: Nurgle
Coach: TheRedoubt
Division: NFC South
Previous Record: N/A
Team Needs: All (new)
Very similar to above, Carolina stays as Nurgle but has a new front office leading the way! Will they go with a front-line player or a different direction?
Possible Pick: Woopa IVCC Lineman/Skilled/Blitzer 4 spps Block, Dodge, +MA, +MA
Getting double MA might be worth it over getting an elite Bloater, though that could depend what is available in the Expansion Draft!
5. Dallas TBD
Race: Chaos Dwarfs
Coach: OTS
Division: NFC East
Previous Record: 4/2/8 (Dwarfs)
Team Needs: All (new)
While we couldn't quite convince OTS to switch to elves, he at least is only half a dwarf team now. Can he recapture the success he had before as the 'Malice Cowboys'?
Possible Pick: DeAndre Square Cantucky Blitzer/Strength 137 27 Block, Break Tackle, Pro, +MA , +MA
Maybe OTS believes in the Wolvezzz-style Bull Centaur? If that's the case, fortunately there's literally a Wolvezzz-grown bull in the draft!
6. Buffalo Chill
Race: Dark Elves
Coach: Jeffro
Division: AFC East
Previous Record: 4/2/8
Team Needs: Meat and Potatoes
The Chill are in a strange spot where they absolutely have some of the most talented players in the league, but almost nothing around them in the way of support. If anything, Jeffro could go back to his BB2016-Khorne draft strategy of trading down multiple times to get as many 2-3 skill players as possible!
Possible Pick: K'Vaughan Pope Bro-Hio St. Skilled/Blitzer 5 11 Wrestle, Tackle, Strip Ball, +AG
But we know he wont!
7. Deadtlanta Howlcons
Race: Necromantic
Coach: GotrekSlayer
Division: NFC South
Previous Record: 5/3/6
Team Needs: One Golem
The team hasn't quite broken through to make the playoffs yet, but the roster doesn't lack for talent (just look at those werewolves)! They only have one true need in this draft, and can address it early.
Possible Pick: Ssstanley McKenzie California Blitzer/Strength 18 spps Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard
Yeah, this will do.
8. Baltimore Nevermore
Race: Khorne
Coach: KidCrestHill
Division: AFC North
Previous Record: 3/6/5
Team Needs: One Bloodseeker, two Khorngors
What will Baltimore prioritize more: a third Gor or a fourth Seeker?
Possible Pick: Robert Ninkovich JJC Skilled 8 spps Block, Dodge, Tackle, Mighty Blow, +MA
Looots of options here, but getting a mobile hitter adds a new dimension to the Gor-corp.
9. Hairizona Metalheads
Race: Orc
Coach: BaronBucky
Division: NFC West
Previous Record: 5/2/7
Team Needs: Two Big-Uns, two Blitzers
Hairizona was looking good last season until a slew of injuries hit their positionals; can they reload and make another push towards the playoffs?
Possible Pick: Kitten Air Force Strength 4 spps Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Stand Firm
Getting a five-skill Strength player would be a good start!
10. Inadianecropolis Bolts
Race: Necromantic
Coach: DrPoods
Division: AFC South
Previous Record: N/A
Team Needs: All (new)
The Indy franchise is starting over, this time with a Necro flair. How soon will they be able to compete in a tough division?
Possible Pick: Kelvin Hayden JJC Skilled 15 spps Block, Dodge, Tackle, +MA
Not any ideal options left, but getting the basic skills, some MA, and some spps for a stat shot down the road may be appealing.
11. D'Enver Destriers
Race: Imperial Nobility
Coach: JackassRampant
Division: AFC West
Previous Record: N/A
Team Needs: All (new)
Our first attempt at Nobility in the NBFL! D'Enver will endeavor to be one of the top defenses in the league out of the gate, and hopefully manage enough offense to be competitive.
Possible Pick: Colin Nelpheflix SMU SMU Big Buy 42 0 Block, Defensive, Guard, Stand Firm
I have no idea what Nobility draft logic should be, as there are a lot of unideal skill choices on draft picks (unless having both Block and Wrestle on players is more useful than it appears). But getting a large defensive roadblock (literally) to anchor the line could be one way to go.
12. SeaCastle BlackArks
Race: Dark Elves
Coach: T_Witch
Division: NFC West
Previous Record: N/A
Team Needs: All (new)
SeaCastle gets a rebranding but stays true to their Dark Elf form, looking for a fresh start with a new coaching staff. Can the team continue to be a consistent conference title contender?
Possible Pick: Malik Hausman Hawaii Skilled/Blitzer 12 spps Dodge, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow
A solid, if unspectacular, start to the Blitzer corp.
13. Tennessee TBD
Race: Chaos
Coach: Amon
Division: AFC South
Previous Record: 4/5/5 (Nurgle)
Team Needs: All (new)
Forsaking a unilateral devotion to Nurgle, coach Amon has found a new home and established an Undivided church to attract all the various cultists of Chaos. Will he be able to find the missing piece(s) that eluded him in Tijuana?
Possible Pick: Yahir Bernal Chemeketa Strength 67 25 Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, [Chosen Primary]
A solid Blocker with two potential skills to choose would let coach Amon customize the player to his liking!
14. Kansas City Sheep
Race: Chaos
Coach: HyperboLemuR
Division: AFC West
Previous Record: 4/5/5
Team Needs: Defensive-focused Beastmen
The Sheep weren't baaaaad last season (apologies, but had to meet the quota), and have a foundation to work with. They could use some more tools on defense, however, and have a lot of options to choose from.
Possible Pick: Dallas Margonn Texas Tech Blitzer/Strength 25 spps Block, Frenzy, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Tackle
Getting his old college player could be one way to go!
15. Orkland Wargs
Race: Orc
Coach: Xelron
Division: AFC North
Previous Record: 5/4/5
Team Needs: One Big-Un, one Blitzer (possibly one more of each due to injury concerns)
The Wargs have been dinged up a bit but have their core still in tact; can they retool with a good draft class and make the playoffs?
Possible Pick: Angelo Ailion Texas Tech Blitzer/Strength 8 spps Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm
Back to back picks from Tech! Lizards!!
16. Pittsburgh TBD
Race: Chaos Dwarf
Coach: Keshdr
Division: AFC North
Previous Record: 5/4/5 (Pro Elves)
Team Needs: All (new)
Pittsburgh decided to shake things up with a new roster, (mostly) upgrading their AV in hopes of better team health in a rough division. Will this change prove to make them sturdier?
Possible Pick: Watson Miss. St. Strength 15 spps Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
I have no idea if other coaches want 'normal' skills on Bull Centaurs or if everyone is secretly a Wolvezzz-style convert, but Mr Watson is ready to contribute on day 1 but has potential with 15 spps banked as well.
17. Vampa Bay Familiars
Race: Vampire
Coach: shook_one
Division: NFC South
Previous Record: 7/0/7
Team Needs: Two Throwers, one Runner
Vampa Bay has been agonizingly close to the playoffs two straight years, and is looking for a few new night-walkers to round out the team.
Possible Pick: Terry Bradshaw LSU LSU Thrower 0 spps Block, Dodge, +MA, +PA
While there could be some options for a Runner, getting the top Thrower in the draft would bring a new dimension to the roster!
18. Chicago TBD
Race: Khorne
Coach: asteflix
Division: NFC North
Previous Record: 6/3/5 (Vampires)
Team Needs: All (new)
Coach Aste continues his journey of winning Super Bowls with as many races as possible (does this mean Aste is interracial?), this time picking up the mantle of the Blood God. He did pretty well with frenzy on a different roster prior, and is surely up for the challenge.
Possible Pick: Zach Herb-Smasher Ram St. Strength 3 spp Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
Unless a good Khorngor is available, getting a three-skill Bloodseeker is a fine choice.
19. Illadelph Sunshine
Race: Chaos
Coach: charlie
Division: NFC East
Previous Record: 6/4/4
Team Needs: One Blocker
It has been perpetually cloudy in Illadelph, as the playoffs have just been out of reach for this team. The star power is certainly there, so rounding out the support will likely be the focus.
Possible Pick: Goatee UBC Blitzer/Strength 13 spp Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
While he doesn't have Block yet, Mr Goatee (Tony Stark??) offers the most upside of the Strength players, and the Sunshine can afford a small in-season project.
20. No-Skincinnati Bungles
Race: Khemri
Coach: Dutchlife
Division: AFC North
Previous Record: 7/1/6
Team Needs: One Tomb Guardian, one Blitzer
The Bungles are now perennial playoff participants, though they keep having to cycle through a few players every offseason. Can they get what they need in the draft yet again?
Possible Pick: Victor Pellot Minnesota Blitzer 12 spps Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm
A potential steal this far into the draft, especially since it is likely easier to get a good Tomb in round 2 than it is a Blitzer!
21. Miami TBD
Race: Vampire
Coach: spinball
Division: AFC East
Previous Record: 5/6/3 (Necromantic)
Team Needs: All (new)
After a respectable rookie season in the NBFL, coach Spinball took the unorthodox approach and tore down the franchise again! Seizing the opportunity to use the Vampire roster, how will they fare in season 2?
Possible Pick: Chuuky Hines Hawaii Skilled 11 spps Block, Dodge, Side Step
Idk, I just looked for something with Blodge. Mr Chuuky would made a decent runner, though.
22. New New Orleans Santas
Race: Human
Coach: dashergeaux
Division: NFC South
Previous Record: 5/6/3
Team Needs: One Blitzer, or scoring Catcher
The Santas are always feisty but haven't quite been able to break through to the conference title game yet. Could there be a draft pick that will change their fortunes?
Possible Pick: Hargrove Miss. St. Blitzer 14 spps Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
A ready-to-play selection, with some growth potential as well.
23. Los Angeles Glams
Race: High Elves
Coach: Stimme
Division: NFC West
Previous Record: 6/4/3
Team Needs: One Blitzer, one Catcher
The Glams have an opportunity in front of them to reestablish dominance over their division now that the Schimitars are taking off, and coach Stimme always seems to end up with good players in the draft.
Possible Pick: Gerwulf Oxworth Poli Blitz 6 spps Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Tackle
Expensive Blitzers have never bothered LA before, and it won't this time either.
24. Brew More Gents
Race: Dwarf
Coach: ryanfitz
Division: AFC East
Previous Record: 6/4/4
Team Needs: Best Beard Available
The Gents don't have a ton of dire needs, so they can either let the board fall to them or potentially move up for a targeted player.
Possible Pick: Asher Cuparun Poli Lineman/Blitzer 3 spps Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
Getting another good Blocker is likely fine.
25. Witchington Commies
Race: Dark Elves
Coach: Garcangel
Division: NFC East
Previous Record: 7/3/4
Team Needs: Two Blitzers, maybe one Witch
The Commies are always playoff threats, but haven't broken through to the next tier yet. Could this finally be their year?
Possible Pick: Xavier Manchego SMU SMU Blitzer 16 spps Mighty Blow, Tackle
Some people are 'chubby-chasers', while coach Garc is clearly a 'stat-chaser' when it comes to his Blitzers.
26. Manglesota Lyc'ns
Race: Necromantic
Coach: Lorebass
Division: NFC North
Previous Record: 7/4/3
Team Needs: One Golem, two cheap Ghouls to die
The Lyc'ns continually exceed our expectations in a brutal division, and look to stay there after adding a few more pieces.
Possible Pick: Clay Matthews JJC Strength 0 spps Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
No multiblock, but it'll have to do.
27. Jakesonville Jortles
Race: Skaven
Coach: mrt
Division: AFC South
Previous Record: 7/5/2
Team Needs: One Blitzer, maybe upgrade Rat Ogre?
The Jortles finally put it all together and made a playoff run, before succumbing to (cheating) Vampires. What sort of player will coach Mrt put into the laboratory this time?
Possible Pick: Bullwinkle J. Moose Minnesota Big Guy 31 spps Block, Pro, Guard, Stand Firm, Grab
Yeah...this is pretty on-brand.
28. Orcston Oilers
Race: Orc
Coach: Bazakastine
Division: AFC South
Previous Record: 12/1/1
Team Needs: One Big Un
After amassing the best record in the league last regular season, things flamed out quickly for the Oilers in the playoffs. Do they have another run in them?
Possible Pick: Drew Rosenhaus Duke DUKE Blitzer/Strength 4 2 Block, Guard, Stand Firm
The definition of plug-and-play.
29. New Ziggland Chariots
Race: Chaos Dwarfs
Coach: Wolvezzz
Division: AFC East
Previous Record: 6/4/4
Team Needs: Rerolls
How in the hell are you running three?!?
Possible Pick: Handlebar UBC UBC Blitzer 8 spps Mighty Blow, Pro, Tackle, +MA
Hey look, Pro! Also, I actually forgot they have to take Tackle as a skill now, so an added bonus.
30. Keen Play Hackers
Race: Nurgle
Coach: happygrue
Division: NFC North
Previous Record: 9/2/3
Team Needs: Better health, holy hell
Yikes. The Hackers got absolutely decimated but still fought their way to the conference title game; will they be able to add enough quality players to make the job a little easier this time? They only need a Rotspawn, two Bloaters, and 2-3 Pestigors...
Possible Pick: Pacific Bell IVCC Lineman/Skilled/Blitzer 2 spps Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle
At least they have a player to blitz for damage with again!
31. Las Fangas Stargazers
Race: Vampire
Coach: wintergreen
Division: AFC West
Previous Record: 9/2/3
Team Needs: Better Super Bowl luck
Jokes aside, most teams can only dream of making two straight Super Bowls. And somehow, the roster is almost entirely intact. Hopefully they aren't on their way to becoming the Buffalo Bills...
Possible Pick: Amora Asmundrdottir Drexel Lineman 1 spps Kick , Dirty Player
To Kicks!
32. New York Kroaks
Race: Slann
Coach: ex-convict
Division: NFC East
Previous Record: 10/3/1
Team Needs: Replace an injured player or two
The Kroaks are in the fortuitous position to not be in dire need of anything in the draft, and can take a long term view of the board.
Possible Pick: Stinger Air Force AF Blitzer 6 spp Block, Arm Bar, Dodge, Side Step, +MA, +MA
Because it would be hilarious to injure someone with DT+Arm Bar. Also the rest of the skills are good. |
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