PurpleChest
Joined: Oct 25, 2003
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Maxims for FUMBBL.
I hope people will add their own and we will generate a forum thread and eventaully GLN article from the collected wisdom. Feel free to challenge, suggest changes, add comments, extend, shorten, anything you like.
Words to blood bowl by:
1: Its a game, have fun.
2: Everyones fun is different.
3: No one cares if you have fun. They are having their own fun.
4: Knowing the odds doesnt make you a good player.
5: Ignoring the odds will make you a bad player.
6: Do the safe stuff first, unless you got a better plan.
7: Try not to roll dice, but don't be afraid to at the right time.
8: Players die.
9: 1 in 6 odds of failing does not mean it will work.
10: Never trust an elf.
11: Anything with ag4 or higher counts as an elf. gutter Runners count as dangerous elves.
11: One elf is enough to beat anyone. Two is often overkill.
12: Just because everyone hates dwarves, doesnt mean they are unbeatable.
13: A bad plan can still work.
14: In the abscence of a good plan, a bad plan will do.
15: If you have no plan at all, just be lucky.
16: To get lucky, you have to try to be lucky.
17: Failing a long odds move isnt Nuffle. Making 2 long odds moves and then failing the 2+, thats Nuffle.
18: Nuffle knows funny, and Nuffle LIKES funny.
19: Yes. Someone, somewhere has done that already.
20: Anything can work, one sixth of the time. |
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Falcone
Joined: Dec 21, 2004
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Jun 13, 2011 - 15:43 |
 
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Enjoy it when your luck is good.
Laugh when your luck is bad.
Treat it as fun diversion from real life. |
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Garion
Joined: Aug 19, 2009
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Jun 13, 2011 - 15:45 |
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To stall is to win
Go for its always fail at the most important time, get used to it |
Last edited by Garion on Jun 13, 2011; edited 2 times in total |
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KenThis
Joined: Jun 28, 2007
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Jun 13, 2011 - 15:52 |
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only moronic jerkoffs whine about their bad luck or your good luck - don't play them again. |
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freak_in_a_frock
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jun 13, 2011 - 15:56 |
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It's called bloodbOWL for a reason, Owl's rock! |
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SvenS
Joined: Jul 07, 2007
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Jun 13, 2011 - 17:27 |
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Dont forget: Apo's fail! 
Looking good so far! =) |
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ex-convict
Joined: Jun 28, 2005
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Jun 13, 2011 - 17:35 |
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The only good dwarf is a dead dwarf. |
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Part of the NCBB and the NBFL.
Don't drop the soap. |
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Garion
Joined: Aug 19, 2009
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Jun 13, 2011 - 17:37 |
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Woodelves = Easymode |
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t0tem
Joined: Mar 29, 2010
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Jun 13, 2011 - 18:05 |
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| Garion wrote: | | Woodelves = Easymode |
LOL and AMEN |
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t0tem
Joined: Mar 29, 2010
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Jun 13, 2011 - 18:06 |
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what about luck AND bad-luck likes company |
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Who's there? |
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freak_in_a_frock
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jun 13, 2011 - 18:07 |
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On a serious note, games are rarely over until you stop trying |
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BrianVanLe
Joined: Mar 12, 2009
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Jun 13, 2011 - 18:13 |
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/Boo Means they like you. |
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mr-maverick
Joined: Sep 10, 2010
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Jun 13, 2011 - 18:16 |
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| PurpleChest wrote: | Maxims for FUMBBL.
12: Just because everyone hates dwarves, doesnt mean they are unbeatable.
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Except me, I LOVE dwarves
remember it is called BLOOD bowl, your players wont last forever
you never get a second chance to make a first impression
if your opponent has no players left at the start of the second half its easier to score, just remember he knows that too  |
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-The early bird catches the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese. |
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Arktoris
Joined: Feb 16, 2004
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Jun 13, 2011 - 19:21 |
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21: team "fluff", no matter how small or elaborate, is 50% of the bloodbowl experience. It turns numbers and equations, into players and games. |
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mr-maverick
Joined: Sep 10, 2010
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Jun 13, 2011 - 19:48 |
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Better lucky than good (or having an unlucky oppo) |
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-Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk.
-The early bird catches the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese. |
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