Harad
Joined: May 11, 2014
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Oct 31, 2014 - 16:49 |
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These were dark times in Ruette Asylum's short history. Coach Harad paced backwards and forwards in the club's dingy back office. Three wardancers dead in four games. No answers to the endless stream of destruction coming the team's way.
Then he had a plan. Nuffle was clearly enjoying his misfortune. He should laugh along with him to get him back on side.
'Hey, Delores, what was the name of that wardancer we could hire?'
'Err, Life expectancy one?'
'That's the one!' Harad smiled.
'You sure boss?'
'I'm sure.'
Nuffle certainly enjoyed it.
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PainState

Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Oct 31, 2014 - 16:53 |
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Joemanji

Joined: Jan 15, 2011
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Oct 31, 2014 - 16:54 |
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Why was it possible for a Wardancer to die on turn one?  |
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Harad
Joined: May 11, 2014
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Oct 31, 2014 - 16:56 |
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We went down the sideline, he was keeping the TD scorer safe, still bad play from me probably. |
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T3mpano
Joined: Jul 17, 2014
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Oct 31, 2014 - 16:57 |
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Endzone
Joined: Apr 01, 2008
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Oct 31, 2014 - 17:10 |
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At least it wasn't the other one! |
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Rabe

Joined: Jun 06, 2009
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Oct 31, 2014 - 18:52 |
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That's four dead wardancers in five games now, or what's the current count? :-O
I can't imagine the loss of a rookie wardancers being less a reason for frustration/anger than in this case.  |
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T3mpano
Joined: Jul 17, 2014
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Nov 03, 2014 - 14:28 |
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My 50spp treeman beat your WD's record...he was killed in turn 0! Go figure  |
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Wreckage
Joined: Aug 15, 2004
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Nov 03, 2014 - 14:38 |
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T3mpano wrote: | My 50spp treeman beat your WD's record...he was killed in turn 0! Go figure  |
With 50 spp I doubt he was killed in his first game tho... not really breaking it..
although the record is really only for properly named players in the first place  |
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Harad
Joined: May 11, 2014
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Nov 03, 2014 - 14:39 |
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Mine wasn't a record I'm sure lots of players have died from the rock Many even from before they even got to play a turn .
Mine was just the irony of coinciding fortune and naming.
Yours got 50spp. Poor old 'Life expectancy one' had trained his whole life for that moment. |
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Harad
Joined: May 11, 2014
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Nov 03, 2014 - 15:16 |
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Oh and Rabe yes it was 4 dead dancers in 5 games . Something of a PB. |
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The_Great_Gobbo

Joined: Aug 04, 2014
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Nov 03, 2014 - 15:41 |
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Dis post mekz me appy  |
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T3mpano
Joined: Jul 17, 2014
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Nov 03, 2014 - 16:54 |
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The "record" was just a way of speaking and no, it wasn't his first game Rabe, you're right
But I'd never have a pixel die from a foul in turn 0... |
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Rabe

Joined: Jun 06, 2009
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Nov 03, 2014 - 17:44 |
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I didn't say anything!  |
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T3mpano
Joined: Jul 17, 2014
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Nov 03, 2014 - 17:51 |
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My bad,mistook you with wreckage...sorry sorry sorry no offense intended by the comparison!  |
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