Balle2000
Joined: Sep 25, 2008
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Aug 01, 2015 - 19:24 |
 
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FLIPPERS JONASSON
MA6 ST3 AG4 AV7 n
Block, +AG, Tackle, Fend, Leap, Dodge, Pro
We are sad to inform you that Flippers passed away this SWL season, in what was his 123rd game for the Wonga Wonga Whalekillers.
He was unceremoniously pushed into the stands by an onrushing Nurgle Warrior, and after the ensuing frenzy of die-hard fans and die-harder haters, all that was left were scatterings of dark red hair and beard.
Named after his father's favorite afternoon snack, Flippers became coach B2Ks first ever Legend in Blood Bowl.
Winner of a record 4 SWL titles, Flippers also holds the Norse records for most touchdowns and highest rushing in [L]eague.
Jonasson was also the Whalekillers's greatest defensive asset for over a century of matches. And it was a beautiful sight to behold when his dark red mane flew through the air towards an unsuspecting caged up ball carrier.
You have left a team in both offensive and defensive disarray, and we can only hope we find a replacement with the same grace and tolerance of alcohol soon. |
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harvestmouse
Joined: May 13, 2007
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Aug 01, 2015 - 19:30 |
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mrt1212
Joined: Feb 26, 2013
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Aug 01, 2015 - 19:32 |
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Whalekillers? I don't like that. |
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bghandras
Joined: Feb 06, 2011
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Aug 01, 2015 - 19:34 |
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Rest in pieces... |
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akaRenton
Joined: Apr 15, 2008
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Aug 01, 2015 - 19:45 |
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| mrt1212 wrote: | | Whalekillers? I don't like that. |
I think it's safe to assume he's not actually killing whales. Touch oversensitive dude 
Great legend there, out in a blaze of squishyness. |
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mrt1212
Joined: Feb 26, 2013
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Aug 01, 2015 - 19:56 |
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| akaRenton wrote: | | mrt1212 wrote: | | Whalekillers? I don't like that. |
I think it's safe to assume he's not actually killing whales. Touch oversensitive dude
Great legend there, out in a blaze of squishyness. |
How soon before he turns his gaze to bigger, more dangerous game like Whalelfs?  |
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Arktoris
Joined: Feb 16, 2004
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Aug 01, 2015 - 21:09 |
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Hail! |
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Timetis
Joined: Mar 31, 2014
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Aug 01, 2015 - 23:13 |
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| mrt1212 wrote: | | akaRenton wrote: | | mrt1212 wrote: | | Whalekillers? I don't like that. |
I think it's safe to assume he's not actually killing whales. Touch oversensitive dude
Great legend there, out in a blaze of squishyness. |
How soon before he turns his gaze to bigger, more dangerous game like Whalelfs? |
I love how you turned the tables on this one.
On topic; rip! Sad to see an av7 legend bite the dust. |
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pythrr
Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Aug 02, 2015 - 01:34 |
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kill all whales!
cos they eat all da fish |
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harvestmouse
Joined: May 13, 2007
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Aug 02, 2015 - 02:00 |
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| mrt1212 wrote: | | Whalekillers? I don't like that. |
Balle is a Norwegian in a foreign land. What are Norwegians most famous for? Killing wales. The fact he likes playing the race, helps fit the theme in a league where he most definitely is the most foreign/exotic.
Balle himself comes from way inland. It's a great team, but purely thematic. |
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mrt1212
Joined: Feb 26, 2013
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Aug 02, 2015 - 02:12 |
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| harvestmouse wrote: | | mrt1212 wrote: | | Whalekillers? I don't like that. |
Balle is a Norwegian in a foreign land. What are Norwegians most famous for? Killing wales. The fact he likes playing the race, helps fit the theme in a league where he most definitely is the most foreign/exotic.
Balle himself comes from way inland. It's a great team, but purely thematic. |
GTFO, it was purely a joke about my fatass elves. You've never understood my humor and you never will. |
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Daudy
Joined: Aug 28, 2008
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Aug 02, 2015 - 02:42 |
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Martha and then Flippers, my heart cannot take much more  |
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buuface
Joined: Apr 23, 2014
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Aug 02, 2015 - 04:21 |
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Flippers was my idol!
This is a sad day.
Im trying to watch the replay but only 95 percent of the steps are being loaded then it freezes :/ |
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harvestmouse
Joined: May 13, 2007
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Aug 02, 2015 - 08:19 |
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| mrt1212 wrote: | | harvestmouse wrote: | | mrt1212 wrote: | | Whalekillers? I don't like that. |
Balle is a Norwegian in a foreign land. What are Norwegians most famous for? Killing wales. The fact he likes playing the race, helps fit the theme in a league where he most definitely is the most foreign/exotic.
Balle himself comes from way inland. It's a great team, but purely thematic. |
GTFO, it was purely a joke about my fatass elves. You've never understood my humor and you never will. |
You're blaming me for your sense of humour or the fact I didn't get the reference to a team I've never heard of? That I also can't find with a quick browse of your homepage. It's not even as if I pulled you to task about it, just gave an explanation. |
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mrt1212
Joined: Feb 26, 2013
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Aug 02, 2015 - 09:01 |
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Just pretend that everything I'm saying is an inside joke that you're not privy to. Everything.
Edit: You just drive me up a wall, let's leave it at that.  |
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