Dscore20
Joined: Aug 17, 2016
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Aug 16, 2022 - 03:01 |
 
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Concept: I've seen a LOT of dwarf coaches pop up on fumbbl, and I wondered... what if there was a roster that just said "I really hate dwarves"? I was then watching Aliens and noticed they had really sharp claws. Then this happened in my brain:
0-16 Infant Warriors 50k 6 3 3+ 5+ 8+ Claws G ASP
0-2 Stalkers 85k 8 3 3+ 4+ 8+ Claws, Dodge AG SP
0-2 Adult Warriors 90k 7 3 3+ 5+ 9+ Block, Claws GS AP
0-2 Praetorian Guards 110k 5 4 4+ 6+ 9+ Claws, Prehensile Tail GS AP
0-1 Matriarch Queen 160k 4 5 5+ - 10+ Claws, Loner (4+), Mighty Blow (+1), Prehensile Tail, Unchanneled Fury S AGP
Re-Rolls: 50k each
Apothecary: yes
Star Player: I don't friggin' know |
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Nelphine
Joined: Apr 01, 2011
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Aug 16, 2022 - 03:18 |
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This amused me. Thank you. |
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Kinks
Joined: Feb 28, 2007
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Aug 16, 2022 - 04:47 |
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Can't fault the reasoning  |
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MrCushtie
Joined: Aug 10, 2018
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Aug 16, 2022 - 07:21 |
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Shouldn't everyone have Projectile Vomit to represent all that acid blood spraying about? |
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C0ddlefish
Joined: Sep 17, 2019
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Aug 16, 2022 - 10:01 |
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Except xenomorph acid cannot to hurt the alien, so you'd need Projective Vomit with a +1 modifier |
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koadah
Joined: Mar 30, 2005
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Aug 16, 2022 - 13:57 |
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I cannot really imagine the aliens being quite this wussy. 
For sure, they struggle at distance vs firearms but toe to toe?
"Because just one of those things managed to wipe out my entire crew..."
Surely, they would need a special trait. CAFB.
Every time an alien suffers a cas, the attacker must roll for armour vs claw & MB(+1).
Maybe even every non alien in an adjacent square.
You're gonna need to get working on that Predator team. |
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C0ddlefish
Joined: Sep 17, 2019
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Aug 16, 2022 - 14:44 |
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Actually, surely the linemen should be Facehuggers
5 1 3+ - 6+ Stunty, Dodge, Stab, No Hands |
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Nobby_Nobbs
Joined: Jan 20, 2021
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Aug 16, 2022 - 14:56 |
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You could make the facehuggers a kind of beer boar positional, as I think making stunty linos would detract from the 'fuck dwarfs' aspect, which is clearly the most important bit. |
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Kondor
Joined: Apr 04, 2008
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Aug 16, 2022 - 15:41 |
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I say we take off and nuke it from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
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I had a few more Blood Bowl applicable lines from one of the greatest Sci-fi movies of all time but they would require extensive censorship.
Anyone have more to add? |
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koadah
Joined: Mar 30, 2005
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Aug 16, 2022 - 16:06 |
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Probably the most useful. But you probably hear it often enough already.
"Well, that's great. That's just ******' great, man! Now what the **** are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now, man!"
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"Oh dear Lord Jesus, this ain't happening, man... This can't be happening, man! This isn't happening!"
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"Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!"
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"How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?"
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"Not bad for a human."
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"Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another elf hunt?"
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"I work for the company. But don't let that fool you, I'm really an okay guy."
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"Man, I'm telling you, I got a bad feeling about this game." |
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Kinks
Joined: Feb 28, 2007
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Aug 16, 2022 - 18:54 |
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Nervermind blood bowl, I think Aliens Vs Dorfs would be an excellent addition to the franchise
I was looking through my icons earlier for something completely unrelated and came across these:
 
Completely forgot I had an Alien team (sadly in the old HTML format):
https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=540641 |
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Kondor
Joined: Apr 04, 2008
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Aug 16, 2022 - 20:28 |
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Griff-Have you ever been mistaken for a Human?
Zugg - No. Have you?
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You know, Coach, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them F.... each other over for a G..... percentage.
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Kinks
Joined: Feb 28, 2007
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Aug 16, 2022 - 21:40 |
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| koadah wrote: | | "Well, that's great. That's just ******' great, man! Now what the **** are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now, man!" |
That one pretty much sums up how I feel by about turn 2 in most game. |
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SeriliKirico
Joined: Sep 13, 2017
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Sep 21, 2024 - 16:19 |
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Out of fun, I was thinking about tiranids roster lol. Assuming WH universe is subset of wh40k universe, why not? We have Khorn team, why not having a bug team?
The idea was along these lines (no specifics):
Generally low AV, but a lot of regen
Not that agile, but still decent agility on average (close to necro team)
No Apo (obviously)
A bunch of st2 speedy little thingies (like skinks, but not stunties, as they are more about violence than avoiding combat)
A bunch of no-hands players
A lot of claw and frenzy
A claw-frenzy big guy
Special rules:
1. A chance to gain skills of players they kill on the pitch (regardless of how it's done, even with tackle; they just need to be adjacent and be the cause of their death).
2. A chance to get a free random mutation every second lv up for all players
3. Their big guy, when dead, explodes with mutagen spore that grants obligatory mutations to all living players (or let's say "players out of flesh (even a bit rotten)") in adjacent squares (gang-fouling those could produce spectacular results lol), even if they don't have access to mutations normally (in such case they also get Decay trait) |
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kozak
Joined: Feb 25, 2017
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Sep 21, 2024 - 18:33 |
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Fun idea!
Why not a The Thing's team also.
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