Ragrati
Joined: Mar 30, 2024
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Oct 10, 2024 - 11:18 |
 
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Do you dream of having your cake and eating it too, with a triple Westmalle as a bonus?
Are you sometimes time-challenged, looking for a tool to avoid being punished on turn 13 to the point where you can't lift a finger, table 1?
Are you facing an opponent as stubborn as a herd of Alpine mules? Desperately seeking common ground? What to do
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THE Ragratimer©! This little gem of playful technology will revolutionize your way of playing. Imagine:
- Turns displayed more clearly than a billboard in the middle of the desert.
- The ability to juggle these turns like a circus performer with their pins.
- An alert shriller than an alarm clock on a Monday morning when you have less than a minute left on your turn (even if it's visual).
But that's not all! The Ragratimer© is so generous that it encourages you to take your time. A gauge of time consumed is available. You're 30 minutes ahead? Take the time for a 10-minute turn or go for a drink and savor a quadruple bier at the counter (for some, however, the consequences aren't so happy).
The Ragratimer© is the essential tool for the modern player who wants to keep an eye on time while savoring every second of play. And the best part? The Ragrati Corporation, in its great clemency, offers it to you for the modest sum of... nothing at all! It's free, gratis, complimentary!
(Conditions not applicable to whiners, moaners, and other party poopers).
So, what are you waiting for? The Ragratimer© is here for you. All you have to do is adopt it and let yourself be carried by the flow of time, mastered to perfection.
(mp to get it, because I can't upload any file here)
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