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Tournaments Won

10.09.2006 Fumbbl SMACK Elite XCVII with BullsEye! (Chaos Dwarves - Ranked)
17.07.2006 GLTII Qualifier #14 with Night of the Living Claws (Necromantic - Ranked)
01.06.2007 FUMBBL SMACK Pro CXLVII with Night of the Living Claws (Necromantic - Ranked)
06.05.2017 WoC VIII: Favoured Of Tzeentch with Bullz Eye (Chaos Dwarves - Black Box)

Love the right stuff!!!!

Weirdest challenge until now :
<kiriyama> hi
<kwek> hello
<kiriyama> halfling vs cd?
<kwek> chaos dwarfs ?
<kiriyama> yes
<kwek> ?? you are talking to wrong guy i guess
<kwek> i have no flings in the game finder
<kiriyama> no i looked at your teams
<kiriyama> the groovey grass blowers
<kwek> and you tought you could challenge my flings ? :p with block/tacklers ? :p
<kiriyama> with my 3 game old team yeah
<kiriyama> but nevermind
<kiriyama> go find some elves eh
<kwek> lol another dwarffer telling me who to cherrypick
<kwek> go back to your mine

Why I dont get games:
<kwek> you fight khems and not me :(
<j0de> yeah, you're nastier, i know it!
<j0de> 4x mummy or you..
<j0de> i'll go for 4x mummy

Quotes people should think about:

Money enslaves nations, mentaly as physicaly:

I beleve that banking institutions are more dangerous than standing armies... If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of currency... the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of their property until their children wake up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.
~Thomas Jefferson~

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"I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country. As a result of the war, corporations have been enthroned and an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until all wealth is aggregated in a few hands, and the Republic is destroyed. I feel at this moment more anxiety for the safety of my country than ever before, even in the midst of war."
~ Abraham Lincoln - In a letter written to William Elkin less than five months before he was assassinated.

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"The money power preys on the nation in times of peace, and conspires against it in times of adversity. It is more despotic than monarchy, more insolent than autocracy, more selfish than bureaucracy. It denounces, as public enemies, all who question its methods or throw light upon its crimes."
~ Abraham Lincoln

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Give me control over a nation's money supply, and I care not who makes its laws.
~Mayer Amschel Rotschild~ Founder of the Rotchild Banking Dynasty

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If you want to remain slaves of bankers and pay for the costs of your own slavery, let them continue to create money and control the nations credit.
~Sir Josiah Stamp~

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---- Cries in the Dark ----

Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless.
~Jamie Paolinetti~

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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
~Edmund Burke~

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All our lives we fought against exalting the individual,
against the elevation of the single person,
and long ago we were over and done with the business of a hero,
and here it comes up again: the glorification of one personality.
This is not good at all.
I am just like everybody else.
~Vladimir Lenin~

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They must find it difficult...
Those who have taken Authority as the Truth, rather than the Truth as the Authority
~Gerald Massey~

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You have masses of capital and masses of labour, unemployed side by side in the midst of a world wich is full of social need. How stupid is that?
~David Harvey (on Economical Crisis)

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I for one will join in with anyone, I don't care what color your are, as long as you want to change this miserable condition that excist on this earth.
~Malcolm X~

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All our lives we are slaves of the "within", try to be its master. THAT is true magic.
~Frank Barron~

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Hear me people: we have to deal with another race - small and feeble when our fathers first met them, but now great and overbearing. Strangely enough they have a mind to till the soil and the love of possession is a disease with them. These people have made many rules that the rich may break but the poor may not. They take the tithes from the poor and the weak to support the rich and those who rule.
~Chief sitting bull~ Speaking at the Powder River conference 1877

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We grew up in Disneyland with ads for friends
and beleved we could be made new by taking a pill.
We wanted instant revolution, where all we had to add was a little smoke.
But there is no tribe who dance and then sit down
and wait for the crops to harvest themselves
and supper to roll over before the pot...
~Marge Piercy~

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Beleving in what society calls reality, is the same thing as creating the fundaments for your own mental prison.
~kwèk~

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Civilisation is a joke, and we are all jokes of Civilisation.
~kwèk~

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He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
~Dr. Johnson~

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Military men are just dumb stupid animals, to be used as pawns in foreign politics.
~Henry Kissinger - Council of foreign relations USA~

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Those who vote decide nothing,
Those who count the votes decide everything.
~Joseph Stalin~

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Als men de harten niet kan winnen,
Slaat men op de mensen.
~Hugo Schiltz
(If you can't convice the hearth's,
You are bound to use force upon the people.)

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--- George Orwell ----

- If there is hope, it lies in the proles.

- Rebellion meant a look in the eyes, an inflection of the voice; at the most, an occasional whispered word. But the proles, if only they could somehow become conscious of their own strength, would have no need to conspire.
They only needed to rise up and shake themselves like a horse shakes off flies. If they choose they could blow the party to pieces tomorrow morning.
Surely, it must occur to them to do it?

- Until They become concious they will never rebel, and until they have rebelled they cannot become concious.

- Very little was known about the proles. So long as they continued to work and breed, their other activities were without importance. Left to themselves, like cattle turned loose upon the plains of Argentina, they had revertered to a style of life that appeared to be natural to them, of a sort of ancestral pattern. They were born, they grew up in the gutters, they went to work at 12, they passed through a brief blossoming-period of beauty and sexual desire, they married at 20, they were middle-aged at 30, they died for the most part at 60. Heavy Physical, the care of home and children, petty quarrels with neighbours, beer, football, and above all, gambling.
Too keep them in control was not difficult. A few members of the Tought Police moved always among them, spreading false rumours and marking down and eliminating the few individuals who were judged capable of becoming dangerous; but no attempt was made to indoctrinate them with the ideology of the Party. It was not desirable that the proles should have strong political feelings.
All that was required of them was a primitive "patriotism" wich could be appealed to whenever it was nesscesary to make them accept longer working-hours or shorter rations.
And even when they become discontent, as they sometimes did, their discontent led nowhere, because, being without general ideas, they could only focus on petty specific grievances. The larger evils invariably escaped their notice.
~George Orwell~ - 1984

Freedom is the freedom to say two plus two is four. If that is granted, all else follows.
~George Orwell~ - 1984

What the party wants: "a nation of warriors and fanatics, marching forward in perfect unity, all thinking the same thoughts and shouting the same slogans, perpetually working, fighting, triumphing, persecuting - three hundred million people all with the same face."
~George Orwell~ - 1984

She only questioned the teachings of the Party when they in some way touched upon her own life. Often she was ready to accept the official mythology, simply because the difference between truth and falsehood did not seem important to her.
~George Orwell~ - 1984 -

The terrible thing that the Party had done was to persuade you that mere impulses, mere feelings, were of no account, while at the same time robbing you of all power over the material world.
~George Orwell~ - 1984 -

It's the one thing they can't do.
They can make you say anything - anything - but they can't make you believe it. They can't get inside you.
~George Orwell~ - 1984 -

The consciousness of being at war, and therefore in danger, makes the handing-over of all power to a small caste seem the natural, unavoidable condition of survival.
~George Orwell~
- 1984 -

It was the product of a mind similar to his own, but enormously more powerful, more systematic, less fear-ridden. The best books, he perceived, are those that tell you what you know already.
~George Orwell~
- 1984 -

The essential act of the Party is to use conscious deception while retaining the firmness of purpose that goes with complete honesty.
~George Orwell~
- 1984 -

It was like swimming against a current that swept you backwards however hard you struggled, and then suddenly deciding to turn round and go with the current instead of opposing it. Nothing had changed except your own attitude; the predestined thing happened in any case.
~George Orwell~
- 1984 -

We control matter because we control the mind. Reality is inside the skull.
~George Orwell~
- 1984 -

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
~George Orwell~
Animal Farm

Timothy Learry - LSD Guru of the Golden Age

I am 100 percent in favor of the intelligent use of drugs, and 1,000 percent against the thoughtless use of them, whether caffeine or LSD. And drugs are not central to my life.
~Timothy Leary~

LSD is known to induce psychosis, in people who have never used it.
~Timothy Leary~

The Caterpillar cannot understand the butterfly.
~Timothy Leary~

Think for yourself and question authority.
~Timothy Leary~

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
~Timothy Leary~

We are dealing with the best-educated generation in history. But they've got a brain dressed up with nowhere to go.
~Timothy Leary~

You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind.
~Timothy Leary~

The 2 commandments for the "molecular age"
1. Thou shalt not alter the consciousness of thy fellow man.
2. Thou shalt not prevent thy fellow man from altering his consciousness.
~Timothy Leary~

Throughout world history the psychedelic people have not tended to form commissions to stamp out nonpsychedelic people. Nor do they pass laws against or imprison nonpsychedelicists.
Pot smokers dont throw Whiskey drinkers in Jail.
~Timothy Leary~

We are all divided into 2 classes: those who have taken the mushroom and are disqualified by the subjective experience, and who have not taken the mushroom and are disqualified by their total ignorance of the subject.
~R. Gordon Watson~
 OR 
How are you gonna explain anything to anyone who hasn't ever?
~Dave Gardner~ (Comedian)
Both quotes were often used by Leary in his books

Hunter S. Thompson - Probably one of the best Writers/Journalists of the 20th Century

What Leary took down with him was the central illusion of a whole life-style that he helped create... a generation of permanent cripples, failed seekers, who never understood the essential old-mystic fallacy of the Acid Culture: the desperate assumption that somebody... or at least some force - is tending the light at the end of the tunnel.
~Hunter S. Thompson~
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run . . . but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant. . . .
History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of "history" it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time — and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.

My central memory of that time seems to hang on one or five or maybe forty nights — or very early mornings — when I left the Fillmore half-crazy and, instead of going home, aimed the big 650 Lightning across the Bay Bridge at a hundred miles an hour wearing L. L. Bean shorts and a Butte sheepherder's jacket . . . booming through the Treasure Island tunnel at the lights of Oakland and Berkeley and Richmond, not quite sure which turn-off to take when I got to the other end (always stalling at the toll-gate, too twisted to find neutral while I fumbled for change) . . . but being absolutely certain that no matter which way I went I would come to a place where people were just as high and wild as I was: No doubt at all about that. . . .

There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not across the Bay, then up the Golden Gate or down 101 to Los Altos or La Honda. . . . You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. . . .

And that, I think, was the handle — that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn’t need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting — on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. . . .

So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark — that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.
~Hunter S. Thompson~
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
~Hunter S. Thompson~

When it's going to get weird, the weird turn pro.
~Hunter S. Thompson~

Freedom is something that dies unless it's used.
~Hunter S. Thompson~

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
~Hunter S. Thompson~

Politics is the art of controlling your environment.
~Hunter S. Thompson~

In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile-and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely. We owe that to ourselves and our crippled self-image as something better than a nation of panicked sheep…but we owe it especially to our children, who will have to live with our loss and all its long-term consequences.
~Hunter S. Thompson~

Like most of the others, I was a seeker, a mover, a malconten, and at times a stupid hellraiser. I was never idle long enough to do much thinking, but I felt somehow that my instincts were right. I shared a vagrand optimism that some of us were making real progress, that we had taken an honest road, and that the best of us would inevitably make it over the top.
At the same time, I shared a dark suspicion that the life we were leading was a lost cause, that we were all actors, kidding ourselves along on a senseless odyssey. It was the tension between these two poles-a restless idealism on one hand and a sense of impending doom on the other-that kept me going.
~Hunter S. Thompson~
The Rum Diary

Aldous Huxley
Author of works like: "The doors of perception", "Brave new world" and "Island".

There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors of perception.
~Aldous Huxley~

There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
~Aldous Huxley~

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.
~Aldous Huxley~

It is a bit embarrassing to have been concerned with the human problem all one's life and find at the end that one has no more to offer by way of advice than 'try to be a little kinder'.
~Aldous Huxley~

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons that History has to teach.
~Aldous Huxley~

The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own.
~Aldous Huxley~

Most ignorance is vincible ignorance. We don't know because we don't want to know.
~Aldous Huxley~

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
~Aldous Huxley~

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
~Aldous Huxley~

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
~Aldous Huxley~

Some things aren’t like the gravity or the law of thermo-dynamics; they don’t have to happen. They happen only if people are stupid enough to allow them to happen. Here, on this island, we haven’t allowed them to happen, so the “cosmic joke” hasn’t been played on us. We’ve had good sanitation for the best part of the century-and still we’r not overcrowded, we’re not miserable, we’re not under dictatorship.
And the reason is simple: “We chose to behave in a sensible and realistic way.”

Me as I think I am and me as I am in fact – sorrow, in other words, and the ending of sorrow. One third, more or less, of all the sorrow of that person I think I am must endure is unavoidable. It is the sorrow inherent in the human condition, the price we must pay for being sentient and self-conscious organisms, aspirants of liberation, but subjects of the laws of nature and under orders to keep on marching, through irreversible time, through world wholly indifferent to our well-being, towards decrepitude and certainty of death. The remaining two thirds of all sorrow is home-made, and so far as the universe is concerned, unnecessary.
~Aldous Huxley~
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If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, infinite. For man has closed himself up, till he sees all things thru' narrow chinks of his cavern."
~William Blake~
Opening Line of "The doors of perception"

Ghandi Mohandas

A man is but the product of his thoughts what he thinks, he becomes.
~Ghandi~

A nation's culture resides in the hearts and in the soul of its people.
~Ghandi~

A religion that takes no account of practical affairs and does not help to solve them is no religion.
~Ghandi~

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history.
~Ghandi~

Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.
~Ghandi~

An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does truth become error because nobody sees it.
~Ghandi~

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world - that is the myth of the atomic age - as in being able to remake ourselves.
~Ghandi~

Be the change that you want to see in the world.
~Ghandi~

An eye for an eye, makes the whole world blind.
~Ghandi~

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
~Ghandi~

Gentleness, self-sacrifice and generosity are the exclusive possession of no one race or religion.
~Ghandi~

I claim that human mind or human society is not divided into watertight compartments called social, political and religious. All act and react upon one another.
~Ghandi~

I reject any religious doctrine that does not appeal to reason and is in conflict with morality.
~Ghandi~

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
~Ghandi~

Small Bits Of Poetry

Speak gently! It is better far
To rule by love than fear;
Speak gently; let no harsh words mar
The good we might do here
~David Bates'~

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.
~William Shakespear~
Romeo and Juliet

First they came for the jews,
And I did not speak out-
Because I was no jew.

Then they came for the communists,
And I did not speak out-
Because I was no communist.

Then they came for the trade,
And I did not speak out-
Because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for me,
And there was no one left-
To speak out for me.
~Pastor Niemoeller~
Victim of the Nazis

For a Ruthless Criticism of Everything Existing

The reform of consciousness consists only in making the world aware of its own consciousness, in awakening it out of its dream about itself, in explaining to it the meaning of its own actions. Our whole object can only be – as is also the case in Feuerbach’s criticism of religion – to give religious and philosophical questions the form corresponding to man who has become conscious of himself.

Hence, our motto must be: reform of consciousness not through dogmas, but by analysing the mystical consciousness that is unintelligible to itself, whether it manifests itself in a religious or a political form. It will then become evident that the world has long dreamed of possessing something of which it has only to be conscious in order to possess it in reality. It will become evident that it is not a question of drawing a great mental dividing line between past and future, but of realising the thoughts of the past. Lastly, it will become evident that mankind is not beginning a new work, but is consciously carrying into effect its old work.

In short, therefore, we can formulate the trend of our journal as being: self-clarification (critical philosophy) to be gained by the present time of its struggles and desires. This is a work for the world and for us. It can be only the work of united forces. It is a matter of a confession, and nothing more. In order to secure remission of its sins, mankind has only to declare them for what they actually are.

Karl Marx
1843
(letter to Arnold Ruge)

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(1952) Frantz Fanon - Black Skin, White Masks
I am a man and what I have to recapture is the whole past of the world, I am not responsible only for the slavery involved in Santo Domingo, every time man has contributed to the victory of the dignity of the spirit, every time a man has said no to an attempt to subjugate his fellows, I have felt solidarity with his act. In no way does my basic vocation have to be drawn from the past of peoples of color. In no way do I have to dedicate myself to reviving some black civilization unjustly ignored. I will not make myself the man of any past. My black skin is not a repository for specific values. Haven’t I got better things to do on this earth than avenge the blacks of the 17th century?

I as a man of color do not have the right to hope that in the white man there will be a crystallization of guilt towards the past of my race. I as a man of color do not have the right of stamping down the pride of my former master. I have neither the right nor the duty to demand reparations for my subjugated ancestors. There is no black mission. There is no white burden. I do not want to be victim to the rules of a black world. Am I going to ask this white man to answer for the slave traders of the 17th century? Am I going to try by every means available to cause guilt to burgeon in their souls? I am not a slave to slavery that dehumanized my ancestors. It would be of enormous interest to discover a black literature or architecture from the 3rd century B.C, we would be overjoyed to learn of the existence of a correspondence between some black philosopher and Plato, but we can absolutely not see how this fact would change the lives of 8 year old kids working the cane fields of Martinique or Guadeloupe. I find myself in the world and I recognize I have one right alone: of demanding human behavior from the other.

- Frantz Fannon (1952), Black Skin White Masks

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Ike Turner, who places "River Deep" up next to "Good Vibrations" as his two favorite records, says the Spector production didn't get airplay because the soul stations said "too pop" and the white stations said "too R&B."
"See, what's wrong with America," he told Pete Senoff, "is that rather than accept something for its value...America mixes race in it. - Rolling Stone Magazine 1971

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Coach Rating	0
Coach Standing	N/A
Ranked Games Played
Active Teams	24
Retired Teams	80
Total Record	789/350/676
Win Percentage	53%
Team Averages
Number of Games	17.5
TDs Scored Per Game	1.3
TDs Allowed Per Game	1.3
Cas. Inflicted Per Game	2.5
Cas. Taken Per Game	2.6
Won Tournaments
FUMBBL SMACK Elite XCVIII
FUMBBL SMACK Pro CXLVII
GLTII Qualifier #14
WoC VIII: Favoured Of Tzeentch