Lump - Another Bad Haircut!
Reporting by Gabbers Gobsmith for Bloody Mayhem Magazine

Down in the brutal Deserted Isles Blood Bowl Leeg a legend fell today as a haircut went wrong.
Lump of the Back Alley Burglars was brutally chainsawed by a journeyman hairdresser playing for Da Lunatic Fringe.
Symptomatic of all the bad haircuts we are seeing across the known realms, this attempt at a slight trim ended in wholesale decapitation that the medical staff were unable to fix.

Lump fell during his 140th match for the Burglars; the most fielded player on the team.
Having been a founding player almost 5 solar cycles ago, Lump rose to legend status as a brutal hunter of agile targets who he tackled and smashed to pieces.
Bloody Mayhem understands that Lump will now join his brother Heffa who fell in the Burglars' 30th match.

Bloody Mayhem have been unable to locate Coach DustBunny, and due to rising funeral expenses are not able to send any further itinerant reporters near the Burglars for comment.
Our expert analysts understand that the Burglars were a rarity in that they played with a 7 ogre side, but that moving forwards they will not be replacing Lump due to draconian restrictions from the central Blood Bowl board.
We at Bloody Mayhem strongly support the movement to allow 11 ogres on side.

If nothing else, this tragic haircut just goes to show that DIBBL is the league to watch!
Any league where legends stomp the pitches (and are stomped into the pitches) is surely a place you need to visit, even if it is only via Cabalvision!