Dear Nuffle,

I have returned to your place of worship after seven long months, I apologise for lack of loyalty to you and please accept my humble gifts.

I am back dear Nuffle, to once again wear thy armour to smite my foes on the pitch of blood, to hear the screams, to witness twisted bodies, and to praise your name and curse my dice.

There is only one God....... and Nuffle is his name.

Amen.