Names have been changed to protect the identity of my teacher.
I will simply call him... 'teacher'.

<teacher> pfff
<teacher> your guys are teh noob
<Johnny_Ryce> teh noob?
<teacher> teh noob
<Johnny_Ryce> is that like FU?
<teacher> no
<teacher> its like teh noob
<Johnny_Ryce> is that korean?
<teacher> it means your guys lack experience
<teacher> thus no skills
<Johnny_Ryce> oh!
<teacher> thus teh noob
<Johnny_Ryce> i see.
<Johnny_Ryce> well good luck noob. rematch sometime.
<Johnny_Ryce> did I use that right?
<teacher> um
<teacher> im not a noob
<teacher> you are
<teacher> i am awesome
<Johnny_Ryce> oh!
<teacher> dont you know anything about internet slange?
<teacher> jeez
<teacher> what you are doing right now
<teacher> thats noob
<teacher> because you dont know anything
<teacher> thus you are noob
<teacher> i know what im talking about
<teacher> so im not noob
<Johnny_Ryce> shouldn't there be some internet slang for 'awesome' besides the word 'awesome'?
<teacher> no
<teacher> awesome
<Johnny_Ryce> ah.
<teacher> awesome is awesome enough
<teacher> there is 1337
<teacher> but only noobs say that
<Johnny_Ryce> what does 1337 mean?
<teacher> 1337
<teacher> leet
<Johnny_Ryce> leet?
<teacher> leet
<teacher> elite
<Johnny_Ryce> ah.
<teacher> leet
<teacher> l33t
<teacher> 1337
<Johnny_Ryce> sw337
<teacher> no not like that
<Johnny_Ryce> p337
<teacher> and dont do that
<teacher> you will look like a noob
<teacher> you dont want to look like a noob
<Johnny_Ryce> i plant wh337 in my f3ild
<teacher> its better to just talk normal
<Johnny_Ryce> oh.
<teacher> do that to often and people think you are a kid
<Johnny_Ryce> you'r3 not?
<teacher> well i dont say 1336
<teacher> 1337*
<teacher> your doing it again
<Johnny_Ryce> doing what?
<teacher> this is something you dont do
<teacher> the numbers with letters
<teacher> dont do that
<teacher> unless its a very special ocasion
<Johnny_Ryce> this is all v3ry confu5ing.
<teacher> nO
<teacher> NO
<teacher> i cannot teach you
<teacher> you refuse to learn
<Johnny_Ryce> i am hop3l355
<teacher> bye
<Johnny_Ryce> thank you anyways. s33 u around u l33t dud3!
<teacher> im not leet
<teacher> im awesome
<teacher> thres a difference
<Johnny_Ryce> i f0rg0t!
<Johnny_Ryce> by3!
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