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2024-06-22 09:26:45
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From the Desk of Freek da Finker: Gnawing at the Truth: Griff Oberwald’s Not-So-Squeaky Clean Image
Hey there, sports fans! It’s your favorite ex-Skave Slave and former Roger’s Rogres player, Freek da Finker, here to nibble on some hard truths. Today, we’re chewing over the recent scandals involving the so-called legend of Blood Bowl: Griff Oberwald.

Let’s get one thing straight – I’m no fan of Griff. This guy’s got more holes in his reputation than a slice of Swiss cheese! First up, let’s talk about his off-the-pitch antics. There’s been a rat’s nest of reports about Griff mistreating team staff, fans, and even his own teammates. Blood Bowl is supposed to be about the community, and this big cheese thinks he’s above it all? That really gets my whiskers twitching!

And then there’s the potion problem. Rumor has it, Griff’s been guzzling performance-enhancers like a rat in a cheese factory. Bloodweiser, Bugman’s – if it’s got a kick, Griff’s probably slurped it. His so-called "skills" are as artificial as a slice of Amorical cheese!

I know some of you might think I’m just a jealous rat in the walls. Sure, Griff’s got the fame and the fans, but I’m not here to gnaw on his glory. I’m here because I’m disappointed. Blood Bowl is brutal, but it still has a thread of honor running through it – even if it’s a bit chewed up.

So, what’s the takeaway here? Whether you’re a sneaky gutter runner like me or a big-shot star like Griff, we all need to play fair and respect the game. Griff, it’s time to clean up your act – your behavior is cheesing off everyone who loves Blood Bowl.

This is Freek da Finker, signing off. Keep your eyes sharp, your cheddar sharper, and let’s keep the spirit of Blood Bowl alive and kicking!

#BloodBowl #GriffOberwald #FreekDaFinker #PlayFair
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Posted by jackpassanisi on 2024-06-22 09:27:31
If Freek da Finker finks this way, it must be true.
Posted by JamesLangley on 2024-06-22 09:28:01
Don't Brie like Griff -- he's not a Gouda man.
Posted by The_Great_Gobbo on 2024-06-22 19:30:36
I asked Griff ter play fer me once an ee tole me ter f off, a true gent