Helen, my thrower, has finally surpassed Loretta as the top Blackbox Amazon Star of all times. 66 games, 46 touchdowns, and many annoyed linemen left behind as she dashed off has finally gotten me to not only my first legend, but the ability to claim top Amazon. Finally.
She's had a few near-death experiences, but has certainly worked with me well to learn how to be much better at the game then when I started. Still not quite the best coach out there, but 2-3 TDs per game with a semi-decent win ratio is certainly a wonderful result for my girls after my early (and rocky) start of skyrocketing up to 1700 TV with bloaty skills and then getting utterly shredded by a full POMB team. It's been a... fun (keyboard-breakingly stressful) adventure with Helen and all the other Snack Packs. =^.^=