Lissen gud an' lissen 'ard cuz fings not wot dey apper! Dis no elfy teem! Dis is ORK teem! See da boyz dey luv a gud bashin' but 'ere is da triky part. Wif da reprutashion of da boyz sum uv da uvver teem like da elfy teem wot likes pikkin' up da ball an' frowin' it aroun' insted uv playin' propa-like dose teem dey sumtimes avoid playin' wif da boyz an' dat make da boyz sad coz da boyz like playin' wif da elfs.

So da coach finks uv a plan. Da coach name da teem like elfy teem an' da boyz preten' havin' elfy names wat da coach finks uv ta use wen da coach registur da boyz at da games. Dat wayz da uvver coaches an' all da elf teem finks da boyz is elfy teem an' dey sign da kontrakts fer playin' da game. Den wen dey meets da boyz on da pitch dey see dat dey not playin' wif a pansy elfy teem but wif da dead 'ard boyz. Dats why da coach is da boss!

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