Come play your friends in the fiercest and most ridiculous competition ever to grace the pitch!

Our first ever king has been crowned! Eshinguards are the current reigning king! The coach has released a statement daring any team to attempt to dethrone him.
~ "Countless tiny bodies have fallen in the wake of the Eshinguards. Their sharp, stabbing blades have earned them the crown of the SA#1USLSL. Any who dare face their knives should quake in fear."

Such a challenge could not go unanswered by the forest. The scrawny forest goblin team We Speak'z for da Twees! came crawling out of the brambles enraged that someone else would dare play their stabbing game. When describing why they should be the stabbing kings the goblins mostly yelled incomprehensibly however this sound byte was captured by a brave wood elf reporter "Da Stikkas..dey STIKKA here, dey STIKKA dere, dey dun STIKKUM E'RRYWERE!" Sounds fearsome indeed who will dethrone these gibbering buffoons?

The SA#1USLSL will run an open format King of the Hill. Meaning any team can challenge the current King and take their place. One league point will be awarded per game to a King who defends his place on the hill (wins a game against a challenger). In the case of a tie the king will remain on the hill but earn no points. League points will also be awarded for achieving first rank in 3 categories (check the rankings tab for more details). Otherwise play between teams is totally unregulated so get out there and have fun! Play silly teams, try crazy plays, earn an eternal spot in the hall of fame and become the King to rule them all!

Stunty Rosters and Players are, generally speaking, far more flawed than "normal" BB Teams and Players - a "typical" Stunty (if there were such a thing) might have MA 5, St 2, Ag 3, and AV 6 or 7. They can (usually) Dodge, which means they can be hard to pin down. And the Players are (usually) Stunty - which is a mixed blessing. Other than that, they take pride in being rather random and unreliable, even more so than normal.

*Disclaimer: Excessive adjectives are not required but are strongly encouraged.

The current King of the Hill is: Loco Baggins

They have been King for games earning them 4 league points

Game One vs. Skalkadar's Slave Drivers https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3900031
Game Two vs. Skalkadar's Slave Drivers https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3900035
Game Three vs. We Speak'z for da Twees! https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3900526
Game Four vs. Skalkadar's Slave Drivers https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3901613

The Longest Reigning King is:We Speak'z for da Twees! with 5 games

We Speak'z for da Twees! Reign:
Game One vs. Skalkadar's Slave Drivers https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3899243
Game Two vs. Skalkadar's Slave Drivers https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3899441
Game Three vs. Fae of the Stone Age https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3899682
Game Four vs. Eshinguards TIE https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3899711
Game Five vs. Loco Baggins TIE https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3899881

Coming Soon! Don't you want to play hard and end up at the top of this page?!

Any team that manages to become ranked first in both "In one game" and league points categories simultaneously will immediately receive FIVE league points and earn a PERMANENT spot in the SA#1USLSL Hall of Fame

Ranking	League Points	Casualties Inflicted in ONE Game	Casualties Sustained in ONE Game	Touchdowns Scored in ONE Game	Passes Completed in ONE Game
1st	We Speak'z for da Twees! (3)	Eshinguards (7)	Skaldakar's Slave Drivers (7)	HUGE TIE SOMEBODY LEARN TO SCORE MORE THAN TWICE	Eshin Guards (2)
2nd		We Speak'z for da Twees! (5)	Eshinguards-Big men Squig men (5)
3rd

Send me (Quezecotl/Ross) anything you would like to publicly post and I will add it ASAP. Trash talk and dialogue between teams is encouraged. I know we are all very serious players so in the words of the late great Peter Cottontail-"Keep it fluffy guys!"

(4/27) Statement Issued by the Coach of Eshinguards after being crowned the first ever King of the Hill ~ "Countless tiny bodies have fallen in the wake of the Eshinguards. Their sharp, stabbing blades have earned them the crown of the SA#1USLSL. Any who dare face their knives should quake in fear."

If you think you know a player, team, or coach worth mentioning here send me a message. We want to commemorate the greatest of all time, be they living or dead.