After the disbanding of the Ratmink Northeastern League, Constipation, a fan favorite player from the Gnashville Goobers, went on to establish his own league. He was tired of the violent Blood Bowl lifestyle, so he figured what better to do than make money off of it? Unfortunately, due to his stature and name, Constipation couldn't find any teams willing to participate. He and his former coach fivehead struck a deal. Fivehead did the dirty work, captured innocents, and let the income roll in (With a cut to Fivehead of course.) Maybe the winners will be given mercy. Maybe.

Rules: Each coach manages 2 teams. Each team plays each other one time, not including matches of 2 teams coached by the same person. A win = 3 points, draw = 1, and loss = 0. Each coach will have 2 weeks to play all of their games.

After the main season has finished, the teams will be split into 2 divisions. A division for a coach's higher TV team, and a division for a coach's lower TV team. These teams will then have a single KO tournament, at the end of which we will declare the champion of each division. If the coaches of each division's winner are separate, they may choose to play in a grand final game, determining the champion of both divisions.

SEEDING: Due to an odd number of teams per division, the #5 team in each division will be disqualified from the playoffs of that season, and the other 4 will carry on a single elimination KO tournament.

Prizes! : Yet to be determined.

SEASON 1 KICKS OFF 8/08/17!