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Welcome to Happyland, may you never leave!
In the Dim and Distant past 4 coaches began an endless competition to see who would become Happyland champion... sadly it tailed off a bit and wound up... But now a new dawn commeth. And a new hero (or two) enters the arena
LETS PLAY BLOODBOWL!!!
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Obituaries
R4 Frazzle (Linefrog, Itchiball Oxans) Frazzle was daydreaming about his latest jumpy exploits only to get smashed in the face by an Amazon Blitzer. As he fell to the floor the frog his last throught was how terrible that frog chorus song was!
NO DEATHS IN Round 3 :(
R2 Pesty (Pestigor, Sheffield Stinkers) Death by bullshit... Torsten swiping his claw mercilessly through Pesty, moments after the Troll avoided getting surfed and moments before it caught the ball, all be it only briefly retaining possession!
R2 Rudy McChuckles (Thrower, Born Slippy) After a dirth of death in Happyland Rudy kindly submitted himself to Papa Nurgle in a hardfort touchline scrap with the Sheffield Stinkers. Defending resolutely young Rudy was given the bad touch by Pestigor Horns Aplenty. As he fell into a swirlling world of death and decay he distinctly remembers his coach holding the Apothecary back from coming to his aid... Rudy now happily plies his trade for the Stinkers, and hopes one day he will once again get the opportunity to pass the ball.
R1 Wolfy (Ulfwerenar, Dark Peak Dodgers) Died when trying to break the arm of Underworld Troll Torsten Dopplehammer, his slippery chaotic skin causing the once ferocious berserker to over commit and Torsten’s infamous fist did the rest.
R1 Chair (Norse Lineman, Dark Peak Dodgers) Bruttally shamed by El Diablo, the plucky goblin was heard to mock his name so harshly whilst giving him a good kicking that some are reporting Chair’s death was actually the result of deep seated shame!
R1 Yorick Strongbrook (Norse Journeyman, Dark Peak Dodgers) Description of death pending
Round 1 Dave Lister (Rotter, Sheffield Stinkers) With half time looming, Dave was making his way off for an early orange only to be ruthlessly shoved in the back by a Skaven Blitzer. Dave stumbled in to the crowd, knocking a Nurgle burger from the hands of a young chaos daemon, the results were innevitable.
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Historic info...
Happyland Masters Scoring - Each round win (the completion of 3 matches) gains you 1 point for each position below you. So first gets 3 points 2nd 2 etc. After this the mini league resets and we playe a new round. We will play an undetermined number of "rounds" but should aim for at least 5.
Note: between rounds a coach can introduce a new team to Happyland or reintroduce a team that has played in previous rounds - It may also be useful to introduce rules about team value caps if the gaps get silly, and also for variance avoid picking races that have already been selected by another.
CURRENT SCORES
Coaches
Jose - 7
Dan - 7
Andy - 4
James - 0
Welcome to Happyland, may you never leave!
In the Dim and Distant past 4 coaches began an endless competition to see who would become Happyland champion... sadly it tailed off a bit and wound up... But now a new dawn commeth. And a new hero (or two) enters the arena
LETS PLAY BLOODBOWL!!!
...
Obituaries
R4 Frazzle (Linefrog, Itchiball Oxans) Frazzle was daydreaming about his latest jumpy exploits only to get smashed in the face by an Amazon Blitzer. As he fell to the floor the frog his last throught was how terrible that frog chorus song was!
NO DEATHS IN Round 3 :(
R2 Pesty (Pestigor, Sheffield Stinkers) Death by bullshit... Torsten swiping his claw mercilessly through Pesty, moments after the Troll avoided getting surfed and moments before it caught the ball, all be it only briefly retaining possession!
R2 Rudy McChuckles (Thrower, Born Slippy) After a dirth of death in Happyland Rudy kindly submitted himself to Papa Nurgle in a hardfort touchline scrap with the Sheffield Stinkers. Defending resolutely young Rudy was given the bad touch by Pestigor Horns Aplenty. As he fell into a swirlling world of death and decay he distinctly remembers his coach holding the Apothecary back from coming to his aid... Rudy now happily plies his trade for the Stinkers, and hopes one day he will once again get the opportunity to pass the ball.
R1 Wolfy (Ulfwerenar, Dark Peak Dodgers) Died when trying to break the arm of Underworld Troll Torsten Dopplehammer, his slippery chaotic skin causing the once ferocious berserker to over commit and Torsten’s infamous fist did the rest.
R1 Chair (Norse Lineman, Dark Peak Dodgers) Bruttally shamed by El Diablo, the plucky goblin was heard to mock his name so harshly whilst giving him a good kicking that some are reporting Chair’s death was actually the result of deep seated shame!
R1 Yorick Strongbrook (Norse Journeyman, Dark Peak Dodgers) Description of death pending
Round 1 Dave Lister (Rotter, Sheffield Stinkers) With half time looming, Dave was making his way off for an early orange only to be ruthlessly shoved in the back by a Skaven Blitzer. Dave stumbled in to the crowd, knocking a Nurgle burger from the hands of a young chaos daemon, the results were innevitable.
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Historic info...
Happyland Masters Scoring - Each round win (the completion of 3 matches) gains you 1 point for each position below you. So first gets 3 points 2nd 2 etc. After this the mini league resets and we playe a new round. We will play an undetermined number of "rounds" but should aim for at least 5.
Note: between rounds a coach can introduce a new team to Happyland or reintroduce a team that has played in previous rounds - It may also be useful to introduce rules about team value caps if the gaps get silly, and also for variance avoid picking races that have already been selected by another.
CURRENT SCORES
Coaches
Jose - 7
Dan - 7
Andy - 4
James - 0