| Most Valuable Player |
|---|
| Highest performance value of a player. Running total (missed games count as 0pts), and does not factor player cost. | |
| 1 | Bob Marley | Legion of Bobby | 148.47 |
| 2 | Ma Ma Tia | Mothers JIF | 131.43 |
| 3 | Parles Chonzi | Fall of Fame | 123.451996 |
| 4 | Big Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 122.06 |
| 5 | David Bowie | Goldy Oldies | 114.277 |
| 6 | Soy | pOrc and Beans | 112.2945 |
| 7 | Joe Elliot | Goldy Oldies | 95.78 |
| 8 | Chickpea | pOrc and Beans | 94.386505 |
| 9 | Treebeard | Tilted Entmoot | 94.048004 |
| 10 | Fava | pOrc and Beans | 90.62 |
| Top Performer Per Game |
|---|
| The player who has the most impact on the game. ( Average performance score, per game they played in). | |
| 1 | Bob Marley | Legion of Bobby | 12.3725 |
| 2 | ChiChi | Friezas Zoo patrol | 11.57 |
| 3 | Mandy Ross | Fall of Fame | 11.55 |
| 4 | Ma Ma Tia | Mothers JIF | 10.952499 |
| 5 | Parles Chonzi | Fall of Fame | 10.287666 |
| 6 | Hazel Mareena | Proactiv Doesn't Work | 9.893667 |
| 7 | David Bowie | Goldy Oldies | 9.523084 |
| 8 | Big Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 9.389231 |
| 9 | Soy | pOrc and Beans | 9.357875 |
| 10 | Rylee Alberon | You've been G-nomed | 8.88 |
| Best Performance |
|---|
| High single game performance by a player. Each player may only be listed once. | |
| 1 | Parles Chonzi | Fall of Fame | 21.892998 |
| 2 | Bob Marley | Legion of Bobby | 21.66 |
| 3 | Ma Ma Tia | Mothers JIF | 20.93 |
| 4 | Jon Bon Jovi II | Goldy Oldies | 20.81 |
| 5 | Big Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 20.16 |
| 6 | Fava | pOrc and Beans | 19.27 |
| 7 | old man | Friezas Zoo patrol | 19.09 |
| 8 | Lil Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 18.73 |
| 9 | Not-a-Mom | Mothers JIF | 18.2825 |
| 10 | Elaina Pip | Fall of Fame | 18.26 |
| Overachiever Award |
|---|
| Highest average performance, weighed against player cost (including skills). Requires player to have participated in at least 25% of the season's rounds. | |
| 1 | Rylee Alberon | You've been G-nomed | 2.0115462E-4 |
| 2 | Ma Ma Tia | Mothers JIF | 1.4223497E-4 |
| 3 | ChiChi | Friezas Zoo patrol | 1.3734601E-4 |
| 4 | Mandy Ross | Fall of Fame | 1.3405467E-4 |
| 5 | Bob Marley | Legion of Bobby | 1.3178191E-4 |
| 6 | Samwise | Tilted Entmoot | 1.2942354E-4 |
| 7 | Fava | pOrc and Beans | 1.2827083E-4 |
| 8 | Parles Chonzi | Fall of Fame | 1.2145149E-4 |
| 9 | Bungo | Tilted Entmoot | 1.1508201E-4 |
| 10 | Bilbo II | Tilted Entmoot | 1.0346773E-4 |
| Least Valuable Player |
|---|
| Lowest average performance for a player in a season. Requires player to have participated in at least 25% of the season's rounds. | |
| 1 | Rorimac | Tilted Entmoot | 1.0679508E-4 |
| 2 | Shotgun betty | Friezas Zoo patrol | 9.677263E-5 |
| 3 | Fresh Squeeze OJ | Bowl Bustas | 8.695589E-5 |
| 4 | Drogo | Tilted Entmoot | 8.1080536E-5 |
| 5 | Balls Punyun | Fall of Fame | 8.0807265E-5 |
| 6 | Ted II | Tilted Entmoot | 7.751877E-5 |
| 7 | Palter Wayton | Fall of Fame | 7.142793E-5 |
| 8 | Shitchard Rierman | Fall of Fame | 7.017482E-5 |
| 9 | Crackle | Bowl Bustas | 6.722633E-5 |
| 10 | and | Bowl Bustas | 6.666626E-5 |
| Underachiever |
|---|
| Lowest average performance for a player in a season. Requires player to Requires player to have participated in at least 25% of the season's rounds. Weight against player cost. | |
| 1 | Bob Saget | Legion of Bobby | 183586.81 |
| 2 | Mar Annyk | Bowl Bustas | 116996.09 |
| 3 | Agrethe Iden | Bowl Bustas | 113222.15 |
| 4 | Ted | Tilted Entmoot | 94272.24 |
| 5 | William Varion | You've been G-nomed | 90662.13 |
| 6 | turtle | Friezas Zoo patrol | 79609.266 |
| 7 | Stella Mongo | Fall of Fame | 77445.16 |
| 8 | Madhui Murgle | Bowl Bustas | 75564.06 |
| 9 | Fresh Squeeze OJ | Bowl Bustas | 75071.92 |
| 10 | and | Bowl Bustas | 60666.297 |
| Best Big Guy |
|---|
| Highest performance value of a big guy. Running total (missed games count as 0pts), and does not factor player cost. | |
| Best Little Guy |
|---|
| Highest performance value of a little guy. Running total (missed games count as 0pts), and does not factor player cost. | |
| Most Exciting |
|---|
| Most performance points per turn on the field. | |
| 1 | Parles Chonzi | Fall of Fame | 1.0829122 |
| 2 | Bob Marley | Legion of Bobby | 0.83881354 |
| 3 | Balls Punyun | Fall of Fame | 0.8348334 |
| 4 | ChiChi | Friezas Zoo patrol | 0.7979311 |
| 5 | Samwise | Tilted Entmoot | 0.7734513 |
| 6 | Lil Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 0.7361157 |
| 7 | Big Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 0.72224855 |
| 8 | Mandy Ross | Fall of Fame | 0.721875 |
| 9 | Ma Ma Tia | Mothers JIF | 0.70661294 |
| 10 | Rylee Alberon | You've been G-nomed | 0.7010526 |
| Most SPP |
|---|
| Most SPP earned. (Currently does not include deflection spp). | |
| 1 | Bob Marley | Legion of Bobby | 51.0 |
| 2 | Soy | pOrc and Beans | 40.0 |
| 3 | Lil Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 36.0 |
| 4 | Samwise | Tilted Entmoot | 35.0 |
| 5 | Big Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 34.0 |
| 6 | Ma Ma Tia | Mothers JIF | 33.0 |
| 7 | Grey Sasha | Slann DILE | 30.0 |
| giraffe | Friezas Zoo patrol | 30.0 |
| 9 | pink blob | Friezas Zoo patrol | 29.0 |
| 10 | Dusty Hill II | Goldy Oldies | 28.0 |
| Joe Elliot | Goldy Oldies | 28.0 |
| Most Turns |
|---|
| Most turns participated in. | |
| 1 | Beechbone | Tilted Entmoot | 198.0 |
| 2 | Mother Gertrude | Mothers JIF | 193.0 |
| 3 | Billy Gibbons | Goldy Oldies | 191.0 |
| 4 | David Bowie | Goldy Oldies | 190.0 |
| 5 | Edamame | pOrc and Beans | 188.0 |
| 6 | Soy | pOrc and Beans | 187.0 |
| Fava | pOrc and Beans | 187.0 |
| 8 | Ma Ma Tia | Mothers JIF | 186.0 |
| 9 | Mung | pOrc and Beans | 183.0 |
| Sorren Wapp | Fall of Fame | 183.0 |
| Most Touchdowns |
|---|
| Most Touchdowns | |
| 1 | Bob Marley | Legion of Bobby | 11.0 |
| 2 | Samwise | Tilted Entmoot | 9.0 |
| Ma Ma Tia | Mothers JIF | 9.0 |
| 4 | Jon Bon Jovi II | Goldy Oldies | 8.0 |
| 5 | Big Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 7.0 |
| 6 | Grey Sasha | Slann DILE | 6.0 |
| Lil Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 6.0 |
| giraffe | Friezas Zoo patrol | 6.0 |
| 9 | Fava | pOrc and Beans | 5.0 |
| pink blob | Friezas Zoo patrol | 5.0 |
| Most Blocks |
|---|
| Highest number of blocks. | |
| 1 | David Bowie | Goldy Oldies | 106.0 |
| 2 | Big Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 96.0 |
| 3 | Mamacita Isabellla | Mothers JIF | 88.0 |
| 4 | Dusty Hill II | Goldy Oldies | 84.0 |
| 5 | Treebeard | Tilted Entmoot | 80.0 |
| 6 | Mother Gertrude | Mothers JIF | 77.0 |
| 7 | Mung | pOrc and Beans | 76.0 |
| Beechbone | Tilted Entmoot | 76.0 |
| 9 | Team Mom 1 | Mothers JIF | 75.0 |
| 10 | Soy | pOrc and Beans | 71.0 |
| Most Blitzes |
|---|
| Number of blitzes performed. | |
| 1 | Big Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 78.0 |
| 2 | Bob Marley | Legion of Bobby | 67.0 |
| 3 | Dusty Hill II | Goldy Oldies | 49.0 |
| 4 | Daniels Stormy | Slann DILE | 41.0 |
| 5 | Edamame | pOrc and Beans | 37.0 |
| 6 | Lil Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 36.0 |
| 7 | Chickpea | pOrc and Beans | 32.0 |
| Soy | pOrc and Beans | 32.0 |
| 9 | corporate blue hair | Friezas Zoo patrol | 31.0 |
| 10 | Jelly | pOrc and Beans | 28.0 |
| Mamacita Isabellla | Mothers JIF | 28.0 |
| Bobby Brady | Legion of Bobby | 28.0 |
| Rick Allen II | Goldy Oldies | 28.0 |
| Most Casualties |
|---|
| Highest number of casualties inflicted. | |
| 1 | Chickpea | pOrc and Beans | 7.0 |
| Soy | pOrc and Beans | 7.0 |
| 3 | Treebeard | Tilted Entmoot | 6.0 |
| Dusty Hill II | Goldy Oldies | 6.0 |
| David Bowie | Goldy Oldies | 6.0 |
| 6 | Team Mom 1 | Mothers JIF | 5.0 |
| Bobby Brady | Legion of Bobby | 5.0 |
| Joe Elliot | Goldy Oldies | 5.0 |
| 9 | Mung | pOrc and Beans | 4.0 |
| Edamame | pOrc and Beans | 4.0 |
| Ma Ma Ya | Mothers JIF | 4.0 |
| Sorren Wapp | Fall of Fame | 4.0 |
| Bobby Hill | Legion of Bobby | 4.0 |
| Urad | pOrc and Beans | 4.0 |
| Most Fouls |
|---|
| Scheme's Boots for Most Fouls. | |
| 1 | Parles Chonzi | Fall of Fame | 57.0 |
| 2 | Angus Young II | Goldy Oldies | 11.0 |
| 3 | Malcolm Young II | Goldy Oldies | 9.0 |
| MeeMaw | Mothers JIF | 9.0 |
| 5 | Harry "Two Feet" Sanderson | Slann DILE | 6.0 |
| Bob Costas | Legion of Bobby | 6.0 |
| Laila Laured | You've been G-nomed | 6.0 |
| 8 | Not-a-Mom | Mothers JIF | 5.0 |
| Ricky Bobby | Legion of Bobby | 5.0 |
| Umigame | Friezas Zoo patrol | 5.0 |
| Sneakiest Player |
|---|
| Number of fouls per time caught fouling. Must have been caught more than once. | |
| 1 | Parles Chonzi | Fall of Fame | 9.5 |
| 2 | Harry "Two Feet" Sanderson | Slann DILE | 6.0 |
| Bob Costas | Legion of Bobby | 6.0 |
| Laila Laured | You've been G-nomed | 6.0 |
| 5 | Angus Young II | Goldy Oldies | 5.5 |
| 6 | Malcolm Young II | Goldy Oldies | 4.5 |
| MeeMaw | Mothers JIF | 4.5 |
| 8 | Coffee | pOrc and Beans | 4.0 |
| Esmerelda | Tilted Entmoot | 4.0 |
| Drogo | Tilted Entmoot | 4.0 |
| Robert Downey Jr. | Legion of Bobby | 4.0 |
| Bob Ross | Legion of Bobby | 4.0 |
| Pink bird | Friezas Zoo patrol | 4.0 |
| Most Conspicuous |
|---|
| Number of times caught fouling per fouling attempt. | |
| 1 | Bilbo | Tilted Entmoot | 0.75 |
| 2 | Bobby Fischer | Legion of Bobby | 0.6666667 |
| Cranberry | pOrc and Beans | 0.6666667 |
| 4 | Not-a-Mom | Mothers JIF | 0.6 |
| 5 | Dick Erickerson | Fall of Fame | 0.5 |
| Replace-ma | Mothers JIF | 0.5 |
| Shotgun betty | Friezas Zoo patrol | 0.5 |
| Pop | Bowl Bustas | 0.5 |
| 9 | Ricky Bobby | Legion of Bobby | 0.4 |
| 10 | Niktohal Vivandri | Slann DILE | 0.33333334 |
| Daniels Stormy | Slann DILE | 0.33333334 |
| Reremy Jon | Slann DILE | 0.33333334 |
| Gilidi Superfan | Slann DILE | 0.33333334 |
| Gaffer | Tilted Entmoot | 0.33333334 |
| Sméagol | Tilted Entmoot | 0.33333334 |
| Parker Halix | You've been G-nomed | 0.33333334 |
| Times Caught Fouling |
|---|
| Number of times a player has been caught fouling. | |
| 1 | Parles Chonzi | Fall of Fame | 6.0 |
| 2 | Bilbo | Tilted Entmoot | 3.0 |
| Not-a-Mom | Mothers JIF | 3.0 |
| 4 | Bobby Fischer | Legion of Bobby | 2.0 |
| Ricky Bobby | Legion of Bobby | 2.0 |
| Angus Young II | Goldy Oldies | 2.0 |
| Malcolm Young II | Goldy Oldies | 2.0 |
| MeeMaw | Mothers JIF | 2.0 |
| Cranberry | pOrc and Beans | 2.0 |
| 10 | Harry "Two Feet" Sanderson | Slann DILE | 1.0 |
| Niktohal Vivandri | Slann DILE | 1.0 |
| Daniels Stormy | Slann DILE | 1.0 |
| Reremy Jon | Slann DILE | 1.0 |
| Gilidi Superfan | Slann DILE | 1.0 |
| Gaffer | Tilted Entmoot | 1.0 |
| Sméagol | Tilted Entmoot | 1.0 |
| Coffee | pOrc and Beans | 1.0 |
| Esmerelda | Tilted Entmoot | 1.0 |
| Drogo | Tilted Entmoot | 1.0 |
| Dick Erickerson | Fall of Fame | 1.0 |
| Replace-ma | Mothers JIF | 1.0 |
| Robert Downey Jr. | Legion of Bobby | 1.0 |
| Bob Ross | Legion of Bobby | 1.0 |
| Bob Costas | Legion of Bobby | 1.0 |
| Robert Redford | Legion of Bobby | 1.0 |
| giraffe | Friezas Zoo patrol | 1.0 |
| Pink bird | Friezas Zoo patrol | 1.0 |
| Ted II | Tilted Entmoot | 1.0 |
| Shotgun betty | Friezas Zoo patrol | 1.0 |
| Parker Halix | You've been G-nomed | 1.0 |
| Pop | Bowl Bustas | 1.0 |
| Laila Laured | You've been G-nomed | 1.0 |
| Gaffer II | Tilted Entmoot | 1.0 |
| Most Rushing Yards |
|---|
| Most rushing yards | |
| 1 | Jon Bon Jovi II | Goldy Oldies | 207.0 |
| 2 | Ma Ma Tia | Mothers JIF | 190.0 |
| 3 | Fava | pOrc and Beans | 181.0 |
| 4 | Bob Marley | Legion of Bobby | 180.0 |
| 5 | Samwise | Tilted Entmoot | 159.0 |
| 6 | Grey Sasha | Slann DILE | 144.0 |
| 7 | Big Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 125.0 |
| 8 | Lil Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 117.0 |
| 9 | Frodo II | Tilted Entmoot | 98.0 |
| 10 | Gilidi Superfan | Slann DILE | 94.0 |
| Most Passing Attempts |
|---|
| Number of attempted passes. | |
| 1 | old man | Friezas Zoo patrol | 20.0 |
| 2 | Joe Elliot | Goldy Oldies | 13.0 |
| 3 | Bob Dylan | Legion of Bobby | 9.0 |
| 4 | ChiChi | Friezas Zoo patrol | 5.0 |
| 5 | Ma Ma Tia | Mothers JIF | 4.0 |
| Big Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 4.0 |
| 7 | Derrel Tavis | Fall of Fame | 3.0 |
| 8 | Grey Sasha | Slann DILE | 2.0 |
| Gilidi Superfan | Slann DILE | 2.0 |
| Fava | pOrc and Beans | 2.0 |
| Lil Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 2.0 |
| Rick Savage | Goldy Oldies | 2.0 |
| Naw Maw | Mothers JIF | 2.0 |
| Most Completions |
|---|
| Most completed passes. | |
| 1 | old man | Friezas Zoo patrol | 9.0 |
| 2 | Joe Elliot | Goldy Oldies | 7.0 |
| 3 | ChiChi | Friezas Zoo patrol | 5.0 |
| 4 | Bob Dylan | Legion of Bobby | 4.0 |
| 5 | Treebeard | Tilted Entmoot | 2.0 |
| Ma Ma Tia | Mothers JIF | 2.0 |
| Lil Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 2.0 |
| 8 | Beechbone | Tilted Entmoot | 1.0 |
| Derrel Tavis | Fall of Fame | 1.0 |
| Sorren Wapp | Fall of Fame | 1.0 |
| Bob Costas | Legion of Bobby | 1.0 |
| Big Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 1.0 |
| Naw Maw | Mothers JIF | 1.0 |
| Bob Saget II | Legion of Bobby | 1.0 |
| Damian Padrias | You've been G-nomed | 1.0 |
| Emery Itner | You've been G-nomed | 1.0 |
| Most Passing Yards |
|---|
| Most passing yards. | |
| 1 | Joe Elliot | Goldy Oldies | 26.0 |
| 2 | old man | Friezas Zoo patrol | 16.0 |
| 3 | ChiChi | Friezas Zoo patrol | 11.0 |
| 4 | Naw Maw | Mothers JIF | 3.0 |
| 5 | Derrel Tavis | Fall of Fame | 2.0 |
| 6 | Lil Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 1.0 |
| Bob Dylan | Legion of Bobby | 1.0 |
| MVPhilip Hail Mary Award |
|---|
| Longest average completion. (Total passing yards / Total completions) | |
| 1 | ChiChi | Friezas Zoo patrol | 2.2 |
| Look Into My Eyes... |
|---|
| Number of hypnotic gazes. | |
| Most Handoffs |
|---|
| Number of handoffs performed. | |
| 1 | Cap'n Crunch | Bowl Bustas | 10.0 |
| 2 | Ma Ma Tia | Mothers JIF | 8.0 |
| 3 | Bob Marley | Legion of Bobby | 6.0 |
| 4 | Frodo II | Tilted Entmoot | 5.0 |
| 5 | Grey Sasha | Slann DILE | 4.0 |
| Bobby Brown | Legion of Bobby | 4.0 |
| Corbin Wailan | You've been G-nomed | 4.0 |
| 8 | Daniels Stormy | Slann DILE | 3.0 |
| Khalifa Mia | Slann DILE | 3.0 |
| Gilidi Superfan | Slann DILE | 3.0 |
| Bobby Fischer | Legion of Bobby | 3.0 |
| Bob the Builder | Legion of Bobby | 3.0 |
| Big Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 3.0 |
| giraffe | Friezas Zoo patrol | 3.0 |
| Shitchard Rierman | Fall of Fame | 3.0 |
| Most Teammates Thrown |
|---|
| Number of teammates successfully thrown, with a perfect throw. | |
| 1 | Sorren Wapp | Fall of Fame | 17.0 |
| 2 | Treebeard | Tilted Entmoot | 8.0 |
| 3 | Beechbone | Tilted Entmoot | 6.0 |
| Emery Itner | You've been G-nomed | 6.0 |
| 5 | Bobby Hill | Legion of Bobby | 5.0 |
| 6 | Damian Padrias | You've been G-nomed | 4.0 |
| 7 | Bob Saget II | Legion of Bobby | 2.0 |
| Most Interceptions |
|---|
| Highest number of interceptions. | |
| Most MVPs |
|---|
| Most MVPs earned. | |
| 1 | Soy | pOrc and Beans | 5.0 |
| 2 | Pippin | Tilted Entmoot | 4.0 |
| Dusty Hill II | Goldy Oldies | 4.0 |
| 4 | Grey Sasha | Slann DILE | 3.0 |
| Gilidi Superfan | Slann DILE | 3.0 |
| Flageolet | pOrc and Beans | 3.0 |
| Mother Gertrude | Mothers JIF | 3.0 |
| Sorren Wapp | Fall of Fame | 3.0 |
| Go Jreen | Fall of Fame | 3.0 |
| Replace-ma | Mothers JIF | 3.0 |
| Bob Marley | Legion of Bobby | 3.0 |
| Bobby Hill | Legion of Bobby | 3.0 |
| Lil Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 3.0 |
| giraffe | Friezas Zoo patrol | 3.0 |
| pink blob | Friezas Zoo patrol | 3.0 |
| Snap | Bowl Bustas | 3.0 |
| Most Aggressive |
|---|
| Highest ratio of blocks to turns participated in. | |
| Least Aggressive |
|---|
| Highest ratio of turns to blocks. | |
| Heaviest Hitter |
|---|
| Highest ratio of casualties to blocks. Minimum of 4 blocks. | |
| Softest Touch |
|---|
| Highest ratio of blocks to casualties. Minimum 30 blocks. | |
| 1 | Mamacita Isabellla | Mothers JIF | 1.0 |
| 2 | Bambara | pOrc and Beans | 0.98214287 |
| 3 | Frank Beard | Goldy Oldies | 0.98 |
| 4 | Big Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 0.9791667 |
| 5 | Khalifa Mia | Slann DILE | 0.9767442 |
| 6 | King spike hair | Friezas Zoo patrol | 0.9756098 |
| 7 | Mother Gertrude | Mothers JIF | 0.97402596 |
| 8 | Beechbone | Tilted Entmoot | 0.9736842 |
| 9 | Ma | Mothers JIF | 0.9701493 |
| 10 | Pink bird | Friezas Zoo patrol | 0.969697 |
| Most Likely To Foul |
|---|
| Highest ratio of fouls to turns participated in. | |
| Unwaivering Award |
|---|
| Highest number of injuries sustained without retiring or dying. Miss next game 1pt, Niggling 2pts, Stat loss 4pts. | |
| 1 | Jelly | pOrc and Beans | 8.0 |
| 2 | Snap | Bowl Bustas | 6.0 |
| 3 | corporate blue hair | Friezas Zoo patrol | 5.0 |
| turtle | Friezas Zoo patrol | 5.0 |
| 5 | Refried | pOrc and Beans | 4.0 |
| Ma Ma Ya | Mothers JIF | 4.0 |
| Dusty Hill II | Goldy Oldies | 4.0 |
| Angus Young II | Goldy Oldies | 4.0 |
| Vivian Campbell | Goldy Oldies | 4.0 |
| Rick Savage | Goldy Oldies | 4.0 |
| Agretha Luphildern | Slann DILE | 4.0 |
| Bamp Chailey | Fall of Fame | 4.0 |
| William Varion | You've been G-nomed | 4.0 |
| lizard | Friezas Zoo patrol | 4.0 |
| Bench Rider |
|---|
| Average number of turns spent in reserves or injured per match participated in. | |
| Gone But Not Forgotten |
|---|
| Most SPP on a player who died. | |
| 1 | Pippin | Tilted Entmoot | 23.0 |
| 2 | Gilidi Superfan | Slann DILE | 21.0 |
| 3 | old man | Friezas Zoo patrol | 18.0 |
| 4 | Billy Gibbons | Goldy Oldies | 14.0 |
| 5 | Emiliano Durmark | Fall of Fame | 13.0 |
| 6 | Lima | pOrc and Beans | 12.0 |
| Mutter Heidi | Mothers JIF | 12.0 |
| 8 | Elliot Gare | You've been G-nomed | 7.0 |
| 9 | Niktohal Vivandri | Slann DILE | 6.0 |
| 10 | Ness | Slann DILE | 4.0 |
| Parker Scrounge | You've been G-nomed | 4.0 |
| Xavier Carpo | You've been G-nomed | 4.0 |
| Cayden Meets | You've been G-nomed | 4.0 |
| Bob Barker | Legion of Bobby | 4.0 |
| Agrethe Iden | Bowl Bustas | 4.0 |
| Mid-Season Crisis Award |
|---|
| Most SPP for a retired player. | |
| 1 | Count Chocula | Bowl Bustas | 9.0 |
| 2 | Bob the Builder | Legion of Bobby | 8.0 |
| 3 | Sméagol | Tilted Entmoot | 4.0 |
| Bilbo | Tilted Entmoot | 4.0 |
| Frodo | Tilted Entmoot | 4.0 |
| Snap | Bowl Bustas | 4.0 |
| and | Bowl Bustas | 4.0 |
| Boo Berry | Bowl Bustas | 4.0 |
| Merry III | Tilted Entmoot | 4.0 |
| 10 | Mandy Ross | Fall of Fame | 2.0 |
| Evil Can Evil | Fall of Fame | 2.0 |
| Derrel Tavis | Fall of Fame | 2.0 |
| Tony the Tiger | Bowl Bustas | 2.0 |
| King spike hair | Friezas Zoo patrol | 2.0 |
| Cannon Fodder |
|---|
| Highest ratio of deaths to turns. | |
| 1 | Ermit Melian | Slann DILE | 0.33333334 |
| Mutter Heidi | Mothers JIF | 0.33333334 |
| cheetah | Friezas Zoo patrol | 0.33333334 |
| 4 | Elliot Gare | You've been G-nomed | 0.16666667 |
| 5 | Cayden Meets | You've been G-nomed | 0.09090909 |
| 6 | Mohn Jadden | Fall of Fame | 0.07692308 |
| 7 | Jase Avride | You've been G-nomed | 0.0625 |
| 8 | Merry | Tilted Entmoot | 0.055555556 |
| 9 | Agrethe Iden | Bowl Bustas | 0.05263158 |
| 10 | Balls Punyun | Fall of Fame | 0.037037037 |
| Lilliana Baren | You've been G-nomed | 0.037037037 |
| Broken Back Award |
|---|
| Highest percentage of SPP, relative to the rest of the team. Does not count MVPs. | |
| 1 | Rylee Alberon | You've been G-nomed | 0.4067132 |
| 2 | Ma Ma Tia | Mothers JIF | 0.33139178 |
| 3 | Bob Marley | Legion of Bobby | 0.3083013 |
| 4 | Big Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 0.286944 |
| 5 | Samwise | Tilted Entmoot | 0.283524 |
| 6 | Lil Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 0.2648714 |
| 7 | Parles Chonzi | Fall of Fame | 0.2638019 |
| 8 | Grey Sasha | Slann DILE | 0.2503072 |
| 9 | Jon Bon Jovi II | Goldy Oldies | 0.23953915 |
| 10 | Evangeline Bruk | Proactiv Doesn't Work | 0.22411475 |
| Designated Scorer |
|---|
| Highest ratio of touchdowns to rushing and passing yards. | |
| Most Assists |
|---|
| Highest ratio of passing and rushing yards to touchdowns. | |
| Star Player of the Year |
|---|
| Number of times a star player has been hired. | |
| 1 | Karla Von Kill | Tilted Entmoot | 7.0 |
| Karla Von Kill | Tilted Entmoot | 7.0 |
| Karla Von Kill | Friezas Zoo patrol | 7.0 |
| Karla Von Kill | You've been G-nomed | 7.0 |
| Karla Von Kill | You've been G-nomed | 7.0 |
| Karla Von Kill | Tilted Entmoot | 7.0 |
| Karla Von Kill | Friezas Zoo patrol | 7.0 |
| 8 | Helmut Wulf | Bowl Bustas | 4.0 |
| Helmut Wulf | Bowl Bustas | 4.0 |
| Helmut Wulf | pOrc and Beans | 4.0 |
| Helmut Wulf | Bowl Bustas | 4.0 |
| Most Likely to Win |
|---|
| The player most likely to win a match they participated in. | |
| 1 | Merry | Tilted Entmoot | 1.0 |
| Bilbo II | Tilted Entmoot | 1.0 |
| 3 | Sméagol | Tilted Entmoot | 0.8181818 |
| 4 | Pippin | Tilted Entmoot | 0.75 |
| Drogo | Tilted Entmoot | 0.75 |
| 6 | Gaffer | Tilted Entmoot | 0.72727275 |
| Samwise | Tilted Entmoot | 0.72727275 |
| 8 | Bungo | Tilted Entmoot | 0.6923077 |
| Beechbone | Tilted Entmoot | 0.6923077 |
| 10 | Treebeard | Tilted Entmoot | 0.6666667 |
| Bob Dylan | Legion of Bobby | 0.6666667 |
| Agrethe Iden | Bowl Bustas | 0.6666667 |
| Halfling Mary | Tilted Entmoot | 0.6666667 |
| Jack Hardfire | Slann DILE | 0.6666667 |
| Robert Strongstone | Slann DILE | 0.6666667 |
| Most Average |
|---|
| The player most likely to tie a match they participated in. | |
| 1 | Cranberry | pOrc and Beans | 0.8333333 |
| 2 | Jelly | pOrc and Beans | 0.7 |
| 3 | Mung | pOrc and Beans | 0.6666667 |
| Chickpea | pOrc and Beans | 0.6666667 |
| Soy | pOrc and Beans | 0.6666667 |
| Edamame | pOrc and Beans | 0.6666667 |
| Bambara | pOrc and Beans | 0.6666667 |
| Fava | pOrc and Beans | 0.6666667 |
| Lima | pOrc and Beans | 0.6666667 |
| Urad | pOrc and Beans | 0.6666667 |
| Most Likely to Lose |
|---|
| The player most likely to lose a match they participated in. | |
| 1 | bluc face CUI | Friezas Zoo patrol | 1.0 |
| Jase Lucky | You've been G-nomed | 1.0 |
| 3 | Parker Scrounge | You've been G-nomed | 0.8 |
| Emery Itner | You've been G-nomed | 0.8 |
| Kyle Porib | You've been G-nomed | 0.8 |
| Parker Halix | You've been G-nomed | 0.8 |
| 7 | Xavier Carpo | You've been G-nomed | 0.75 |
| Damian Padrias | You've been G-nomed | 0.75 |
| William Varion | You've been G-nomed | 0.75 |
| King spike hair Sr | Friezas Zoo patrol | 0.75 |
| lizard | Friezas Zoo patrol | 0.75 |
| Laila Laured | You've been G-nomed | 0.75 |
| Bella Fomdey | You've been G-nomed | 0.75 |
| Corbin Wailan | You've been G-nomed | 0.75 |
| Most Letdown |
|---|
| Most performance points per game, multiplied by loss rate. | |
| 1 | Emery Itner | You've been G-nomed | 137735.02 |
| 2 | Soy | pOrc and Beans | 122503.09 |
| 3 | Chickpea | pOrc and Beans | 102967.09 |
| 4 | Fava | pOrc and Beans | 98858.18 |
| 5 | Edamame | pOrc and Beans | 96835.62 |
| 6 | Mung | pOrc and Beans | 86560.91 |
| 7 | David Bowie | Goldy Oldies | 65301.145 |
| 8 | Jelly | pOrc and Beans | 64229.09 |
| 9 | Flageolet | pOrc and Beans | 61872.5 |
| 10 | Cranberry | pOrc and Beans | 59699.996 |
| Freeloader |
|---|
| Most wins per turn on the field. | |
| 1 | Ted | Tilted Entmoot | 0.024691358 |
| 2 | Merry | Tilted Entmoot | 0.007832899 |
| 3 | Rorimac | Tilted Entmoot | 0.0063119926 |
| 4 | Agrethe Iden | Bowl Bustas | 0.005952381 |
| 5 | Drogo | Tilted Entmoot | 0.00571066 |
| 6 | Bob Saget | Legion of Bobby | 0.004614675 |
| 7 | Halfling Mary | Tilted Entmoot | 0.004347826 |
| 8 | Ted II | Tilted Entmoot | 0.004201681 |
| 9 | Sméagol | Tilted Entmoot | 0.003933566 |
| 10 | Fresh Squeeze OJ | Bowl Bustas | 0.00386349 |
| Jace Magni Award |
|---|
| Most rushing yards for a player with less than 6 MA, and more than 3 AG. | |
| Prime Time Award |
|---|
| Best average performance in a DannyBowl | |
| 1 | Beechbone | Tilted Entmoot | 11.141 |
| 2 | Bob the Builder | Legion of Bobby | 10.19 |
| 3 | Frodo II | Tilted Entmoot | 8.86 |
| 4 | Bobby Brady | Legion of Bobby | 8.72 |
| 5 | Bob Marley | Legion of Bobby | 8.28 |
| 6 | Treebeard | Tilted Entmoot | 7.3480005 |
| 7 | Bobby Hill | Legion of Bobby | 4.301 |
| 8 | Bobby Brown | Legion of Bobby | 4.267 |
| 9 | Bob Costas | Legion of Bobby | 3.49 |
| 10 | Bilbo | Tilted Entmoot | 3.16 |
| Best Lineman |
|---|
| Best average performance for a lineman. | |
| 1 | Ma Ma Tia | Mothers JIF | 10.952499 |
| 2 | Rylee Alberon | You've been G-nomed | 8.88 |
| 3 | Fava | pOrc and Beans | 7.5516667 |
| 4 | Mama Kickass | Mothers JIF | 5.8663635 |
| 5 | Crackle | Bowl Bustas | 5.64 |
| 6 | Bobby Brady | Legion of Bobby | 5.2999997 |
| 7 | Not-a-Mom | Mothers JIF | 4.526364 |
| 8 | Bobby Fischer | Legion of Bobby | 4.493818 |
| 9 | Snap | Bowl Bustas | 4.32 |
| 10 | Iguana | Friezas Zoo patrol | 4.31 |
| Most Fetch |
|---|
| Best average performance for a female player. | |
| 1 | ChiChi | Friezas Zoo patrol | 11.57 |
| 2 | Mandy Ross | Fall of Fame | 11.55 |
| 3 | Ma Ma Tia | Mothers JIF | 10.952499 |
| 4 | Hazel Mareena | Proactiv Doesn't Work | 9.893667 |
| 5 | Big Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 9.389231 |
| 6 | Chickpea | pOrc and Beans | 7.865542 |
| 7 | Treebeard | Tilted Entmoot | 7.8373337 |
| 8 | Fava | pOrc and Beans | 7.5516667 |
| 9 | Edamame | pOrc and Beans | 7.3971653 |
| 10 | Evangeline Bruk | Proactiv Doesn't Work | 7.0766664 |
| Indomitable Award |
|---|
| Best lowest performance of a player with at least 5 matches played. | |
| 1 | Mandy Ross | Fall of Fame | 1100.0 |
| 2 | ChiChi | Friezas Zoo patrol | 651.0 |
| 3 | David Bowie | Goldy Oldies | 581.9 |
| 4 | Hazel Mareena | Proactiv Doesn't Work | 559.9 |
| 5 | Bob the Builder | Legion of Bobby | 546.0 |
| 6 | Lukas Sudri | Proactiv Doesn't Work | 541.2 |
| 7 | Soy | pOrc and Beans | 470.8 |
| 8 | Mother Gertrude | Mothers JIF | 430.1 |
| 9 | Team Mom 1 | Mothers JIF | 415.25 |
| 10 | King spike hair Sr | Friezas Zoo patrol | 412.8 |
| Most Consistent |
|---|
| Lowest standard deviation of performance across all matches, minimum of 5 matches. | |
| 1 | Pop | Bowl Bustas | 0.024390534 |
| 2 | Mandy Ross | Fall of Fame | 0.018181818 |
| 3 | Rorimac | Tilted Entmoot | 0.013253609 |
| 4 | Yuriy Sedykh | Fall of Fame | 0.012650499 |
| 5 | Coffee | pOrc and Beans | 0.012614945 |
| 6 | Shotgun betty | Friezas Zoo patrol | 0.012110861 |
| 7 | Laila Laured | You've been G-nomed | 0.010982103 |
| 8 | Esmerelda | Tilted Entmoot | 0.010792076 |
| 9 | Bilbo | Tilted Entmoot | 0.010637364 |
| 10 | Cranberry | pOrc and Beans | 0.010542797 |
| Least Consistent |
|---|
| Highest standard deviation of performance across all matches, minimum 5 matches. | |
| 1 | Lil Spoon | Bowl Bustas | 642.1955 |
| 2 | Parles Chonzi | Fall of Fame | 640.4346 |
| 3 | Jon Bon Jovi II | Goldy Oldies | 632.2633 |
| 4 | Rylee Alberon | You've been G-nomed | 608.9665 |
| 5 | Ma Ma Tia | Mothers JIF | 600.87854 |
| 6 | Evil Can Evil | Fall of Fame | 541.5482 |
| 7 | pink blob | Friezas Zoo patrol | 528.8467 |
| 8 | Bob Marley | Legion of Bobby | 526.0672 |
| 9 | Hazel Mareena | Proactiv Doesn't Work | 523.3989 |
| 10 | giraffe | Friezas Zoo patrol | 516.724 |
| Consistently Good |
|---|
| | |
| 1 | Mandy Ross | Fall of Fame | 2.1 |
| 2 | Pop | Bowl Bustas | 0.4907375 |
| 3 | Bob the Builder | Legion of Bobby | 0.4531972 |
| 4 | Billy Gibbons | Goldy Oldies | 0.36638814 |
| 5 | Coffee | pOrc and Beans | 0.3455348 |
| 6 | David Bowie | Goldy Oldies | 0.3313712 |
| 7 | Yuriy Sedykh | Fall of Fame | 0.3270913 |
| 8 | Laila Laured | You've been G-nomed | 0.32328564 |
| 9 | Mother Gertrude | Mothers JIF | 0.30615973 |
| 10 | Jelly | pOrc and Beans | 0.2884721 |
| Consistently Bad |
|---|
| | |
| 1 | Rorimac | Tilted Entmoot | 0.0013146049 |
| 2 | Pop | Bowl Bustas | 0.0012122532 |
| 3 | Shotgun betty | Friezas Zoo patrol | 0.0011179256 |
| 4 | Drogo | Tilted Entmoot | 7.9143635E-4 |
| 5 | Bilbo | Tilted Entmoot | 6.520276E-4 |
| 6 | Cranberry | pOrc and Beans | 6.3574663E-4 |
| 7 | Esmerelda | Tilted Entmoot | 5.845403E-4 |
| 8 | Dick Erickerson | Fall of Fame | 5.053376E-4 |
| 9 | Gaffer | Tilted Entmoot | 5.0173554E-4 |
| 10 | Yuriy Sedykh | Fall of Fame | 4.8926746E-4 |
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