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</table><table style='border: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border='0' cellspacing='5' cellpadding='5' width=800><tr><td><div align=center><hr><br><h2 align=center>We&nbsp;fink&nbsp;wer&nbsp;orks&nbsp;(an&nbsp;we&nbsp;iz&nbsp;gonna&nbsp;mash&nbsp;yoo&nbsp;good&nbsp;an&nbsp;proppa!)</h2><table style='border: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width=100%><tbody valign='center' align='left'><tr><td align=center valign=center width=250><img src=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/Player/83/83294.jpg title='Team Logo'></td><td><table style='border: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width=100%><tbody align='left'><tr><td valign=top><p><h3>Index</h3><ul type='disc'><li><a title='Introduction' href='#about'>About Da Girlz</a></li><li><a href='#season12'>SWL Season XII</a></li><li><a href='#season13'>SWL Season XIII</a></li><li><a href='#season14'>SWL Season XIV</a></li><li><a href='#season15'>SWL Season XV</a></li><li><a href='#season16'>SWL Season XVI</a></li><li><a href='#season17'>SWL Season XVII</a></li><li><a href='#season18'>SWL Season XVIII</a></li><li><a href='#season19'>SWL Season XIX</a></li><li><a href='#season20'>SWL Season XX</a></li><li><a href='#season21'>SWL Season XXI</a></li><li><a href='#season22'>SWL Season XXII</a></li><li><a href='#season23'>SWL Season XXIII</a></li><li><a href='#season24'>SWL Season XXIV</a></li><li><a href='#season25'>SWL Season XXV</a></li><li><a href='#season26'>SWL Season XXVI</a></li><li><a href='#season27'>SWL Season XXVII</a></li><li><a href='#season28'>SWL Season XXVIII</a></li></ul></p></td></tr><tr><td valign=bottom><p><h3>Other Links</h3><ul type='disc'><li><a title='Show Hall of Fame' href='FUMBBL.php?page=group&group=4982'>Hall of Fame</a></li><li><a title='Show Team Yearbook' href='FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=205118'>Team Yearbook</a></li><li><a title='Show Past Players' href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=pastplayers&team_id=205118'>Past Players</a></li><li><a title='Show Match Statistics' href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&showstats=1&team_id=205118'>Match Statsics</a></li><li><a title='Show All Matches' href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&showmatches=1&team_id=205118'>Match Details</a></li><li><a title='Icon Pack (icons + portraits)' href='http://www.adam.com.au/laviak/bbowl/we_fink_wer_orcs_icons.zip'>Full Icon Pack</a> (icons + portraits 238k) - <a title='Icon Pack (icons only)' href='http://www.adam.com.au/laviak/bbowl/we_fink_wer_orcs_icons.zip'>Icons Only</a> (75k) - <a title='Icon Pack (icons.ini)' href='http://www.adam.com.au/laviak/bbowl/icons.ini '>icons.ini</a> (1k)</li></ul></p></td></tr></table></td></tr></table><br><p><table style='border: none;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width=100%><tbody valign='top'><tr><td align=left><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=205118'>Back to team page</a></td><td align=right><a href='#top'>back to top</a></td></tr></table></p><a name='about'></a><hr><br><h2 align=center>About Da Girlz</h2><p align=justify><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=205118'>We Fink Wer Orks</a> is an Amazon team playing in the <a title='SWL Group Page' href='FUMBBL.php?page=group&group=647'>Southern Wastes League</a>. They joined the league in season 12 of the SWL, filling in a hole in the league that had been left due to uneven numbers in the competition. The girlz ended up doing a little more than just fill in, pulling off 5 victories in the season (of 7 matches), and somehow managing to pull off first place in an incredibly close round! </p><p align=justify> The orks have pulled off an SWL first - in Season 14, they became the first Amazon team to enter the paramount division of the SWL, Premier League. Their first entry into Premier League lasted for 3 consecutive seasons, which was enough to prove to the nay-sayers out there that Amazons do stand a chance up in premier (well, as long as they pretend to be orcs they do). Their best efforts (so far) have earned them bronze and silver premier trophies, and if that's not competitive, I don't know what is. </p><br><h3 align=left>Here's what other coaches saying about the orks...</h3><p align=justify><b>bartgoon:</b> Don't look too closely at his character images, some of them have a way of making you shiver with revulsion! <br><b>Rabid_Bogscum:</b> Orks? Damn pretentious Amazonians if you ask me! <br><b>FLo711:</b> Girls in green are really mean. Thats the lesson of the day over at camp Adept. <br><b>The Chunkomancer (Chunky04):</b> We let those friggin confused green bitches f#@k us. <br><b>OldBugman:</b> Someone should explain to Laviak that catchers arent meant to throw the ball to throwers, but these orcs are kinda dim anyway. <br><b>Shatterstar:</b> It's rough up here in Premier... </p><br><p><table style='border: none;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width=100%><tbody valign='top'><tr><td align=left><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=205118'>Back to team page</a></td><td align=right><a href='#top'>back to top</a></td></tr></table></p><a name='season12'></a><hr><br><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&at=1&group=647&show=9740><h2 align=center>Southern Wastes League - Season XII</h2><h3 align=center>Commissioner Twahn Memorial Regional League XII</h3></a><p align=center><table style='border: solid 1px black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='5'><tbody align=justify valign=top><tr valign='top' style='background: #000000; color: white;'><th></th><th>Coach</th><th>Team</th><th>Results</th></tr><tr class=odd><td>1</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Espionage>Espionage</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=187055>Da Gutz Bruva's</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=933397'>3-1</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>2</td><td><a href='http://fumbbl.com/~Virral'>Virral</a></td><td><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=203492'>Known Space Nightmares</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=938026'>2-1</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>3</td><td><a href='http://fumbbl.com/~lackuwaxa'>lackuwaxa</a></td><td><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=208728'>Evil Lass's</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=951201'>3-0</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>4</td><td><a href='http://fumbbl.com/~Satans_mechanic'>Satans_mechanic</a></td><td><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=203300'>Tales of Misery and Woe</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=955870'>1-1</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>5</td><td><a href='http://fumbbl.com/~Wallace'>Wallace</a></td><td><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=203473'>Dreadbeards</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=967381'>3-0</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>6</td><td><a href='http://fumbbl.com/~foolwholaughsatdeath'>foolwholaughsatdeath</a></td><td><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=154259'>SWL Losers</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=974366'>3-1</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>7</td><td><a href='http://fumbbl.com/~Smegish'>Smegish</a></td><td><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=203280'>REALLY High Elves</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=986107'>1-3</a></td></tr></table></p><p align=justify> Entered the season as a brand new team, with the race that no one else wanted ... and did way better than expected. We managed to score a total of 28 points, which left us tied with <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=154259>SWL Losers</a> and <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=203288>Smurf Murder</a>. Having beaten the SWL Losers when we played them, and with a higher TD differential than Smurf Murder, we turned out to be the winners of the tournament. Certainly not what we'd been expecting - and certainly something to celebrate! </p><p align=justify><b>Season XII Stats:</b><br> W / D / L: 5 / 1 / 1<br>Total TDs: 16-7<br>Total Cas: 10-11<br>TR Change: +49 (100 -> 149)<br>Winnings: 430,000 gp<br>Fan Factor: +2 (6 -> 8) </p><p align=justify> We lost just one player this season, <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2380921>Little Runna</a> who will be missed .. even if she never managed to score a TD in any of her 5 games as a Catcher. </p><br><br><p><table style='border: none;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width=100%><tbody valign='top'><tr><td align=left><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=205118'>Back to team page</a></td><td align=right><a href='#top'>back to top</a></td></tr></table></p><a name='season13'></a><hr><br><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&at=1&group=647&show=10617><h2 align=center>Southern Wastes League - Season XIII</h2><h3 align=center>Channel BB Conference League XIII</h3></a><p align=center><table style='border: solid 1px black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='5'><tbody align=justify valign=top><tr style='background: #000000; color: white;'><th>&nbsp;</th><th>Coach</th><th>Team</th><th>Results</th></tr><tr class=odd><td>1</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~DM>DM</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=173336>Blackmountain United</a></td><td align=center>(forfeit)</td></tr><tr class=even><td>2</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~karix>karix</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=203288>Smurf Murder</a></td><td align=center>(forfeit)</td></tr><tr class=odd><td>3</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~foolwholaughsatdeath>foolwholaughsatdeath</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=154259>SWL Losers</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1083049'>1-0</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>4</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~bartgoon>bartgoon</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=145170>BrisVegans</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1091478'>2-2</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>5</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Toonie>Toonie</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=89699>Angry Asgardians</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1097246'>2-0</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>6</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Rabid_Bogscum>Rabid_Bogscum</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=203461>Echoes of the Great Song</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1103945'>3-1</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>7</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~chunky04>chunky04</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=173381>Horrors Heroes</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1113279'>1-1</a></td></tr></table></p><p align=justify> We came into this season down 50 points from the TR cap, at only 150, and our first match was scheduled to be against dwarves. We hired a shaman, and hoped that this would give us a chance to actually leave the match with one or two players left alive. (un?)fortunately, the Dwarves never showed, so we found ourselves in a much better position than we were expecting. </p><p align=justify><b>Season XIII Stats:</b><br> W / D / L: 3 / 2 / 0 <i>(+2 forfeits)</i><br> Total TDs: 9-4<br>Total Cas: 14-9<br>TR Change: +34 (149 -> 183)<br>Winnings: 330,000 gp<br>Fan Factor: +4 (8 -> 12) </p><p align=justify> We pulled off some a completely ridiculous victory against the <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=154259>SWL Losers</a> and had quite a bit of luck in our other games, leaving the girls in a unlikely position as they came into their last game of the seasion. We found ourselves tied for first place, and with no losses in the season, had been able to build the team up to 15 players (though still somewhat unskilled ones). </p><p align=justify> The final match was one of those matches that will be remembered. It finished with only a few orks on the pitch, but just enough to keep the score to a tie. The season finished with the orks on a tie for points with <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=173381>Horrors Heroes</a>, but the Heroes managed to sneak away with the title on the touchdown difference countback. Now, with a mere 12 matches unter their belts, these girls are going into the Premier league! </p><br><br><p><table style='border: none;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width=100%><tbody valign='top'><tr><td align=left><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=205118'>Back to team page</a></td><td align=right><a href='#top'>back to top</a></td></tr></table></p><a name='season14'></a><hr><br><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&at=1&group=647&show=11845><h2 align=center>Southern Wastes League - Season XIV</h2><h3 align=center>Premier League XIV</h3></a><p align=center><table style='border: solid 1px black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='5'><tbody align=justify valign=top><tr style='background: #000000; color: white;'><th>&nbsp;</th><th>Coach</th><th>Team</th><th>Results</th></tr><tr class=odd><td>1</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~chunky04>chunky04</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=173381>Horrors Heroes</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1150773'>1-0</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>2</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~FLo711>FLo711</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=23941>Zen Adepts</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1162133'>1-1</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>3</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Faulcon>Faulcon</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=30941>Slumbering Skink</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1178880'>0-1</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>4</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Sandune>Sandune</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=174271>Da Greenskin Raiders</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1193970'>2-1</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>5</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~OldBugman>OldBugman</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=174310>Karak-Varn FC</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1204855'>1-1</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>6</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Snorri>Snorri</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=139064>Vanguard of the Southern Ark</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1221043'>2-1</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>7</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Symmetrical>Symmetrical</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=142350>German Vermin</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1225095'>2-2</a></td></tr></table></p><p align=justify> So far, the girls have gone right through the Regionals in season 12, and the Conferences in season 13, and now they are going to try fighting it out with the big boys in the Premier league. They came into the season with just 12 games played, and a team rating of 184. hey have enough players for the moment, but all are very inexperienced, and it is likely to turn into a battle for survival as the season progresses. We are relying on the girls being sensible when it comes to team safety, unfortunately for us, they think they are orks, so being sensible is not high on their list of priorities. </p><p align=justify> This season is also a little bit softer for the girls than the previous Premier lineup would have been. There is one Chaos Dwarf team, and one Dwarf team, both of which will be real tough to go against; but it's a whole lot better than the multitudes of dwarves and chaos dwarves last season. Several of the teams have insufficient tackle to be excessively nasty (though a POW is still a POW, and those Dirty Players can make a right mess of anyone on the ground). We think that the girls are in with a chance at a top 4 position, and a chance to give the premiership another go next season ... but it will certainly be a rough ride if they're going to make it that far. </p><p align=justify><b>Season XIV Stats:</b><br> W / D / L: 3 / 3 / 1<br>Total TDs: 9-7<br>Total Cas: 9-11<br>TR Change: +9 (183 -> 192)<br>Winnings: 460,000 gp<br>Fan Factor: +3 (12 -> 15) </p><p align=justify> For their first go at the Premier Division, the girls didn't fare too badly. At least the girls have proved that they deserve their place (which was received under somewhat controversial circumstances in Season XIII). Overall, the girls performed well, with unexpected wins over <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1193970>Da Greenskin Raiders</a> and last season's winners, <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1221043>Vanguard of the Southern Ark</a> - strong teams, coached by exceptional coaches. We also managed draws against the eventual winners (<a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1225095>German Vermin</a>), and against both the dwarves (<a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1204855>Karak-Varn FC</a>) and the chaos dwarves (<a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1162133>Zen Adepts</a>), which are traditionally the toughest teams for Amazons. There was just one loss for the whole season, which is something the girls can definitely be proud of.<br>Final score: <b>21</b> points. </p><p align=justify> The loss of <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2380905>Big Chukka</a> will take a little time to recover from, however, for the moment, <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2490945>Loony Tossa</a> is not doing too badly either. I doubt that we'll be going for the flag in the near future, but the team is pulling together bit by bit, and maybe we'll be able to develop some of those blitzers a little further. </p><br><br><p><table style='border: none;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width=100%><tbody valign='top'><tr><td align=left><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=205118'>Back to team page</a></td><td align=right><a href='#top'>back to top</a></td></tr></table></p><a name='season15'></a><hr><br><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&at=1&group=647&show=13012><h2 align=center>Southern Wastes League - Season XV</h2><h3 align=center>Premier League XV</h3></a><p align=center><table style='border: solid 1px black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5><tbody align=justify valign=top><tr style='background: #000000; color: white;'><th>&nbsp;</th><th>Coach</th><th>Team</th><th>Results</th></tr><tr class=odd><td>1</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Shatterstar>Shatterstar</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=187070>WyvernTail Stingers</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1255441>3-1</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>2</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Symmetrical>Symmetrical</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=142350>German Vermin</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1268830>2-0</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>3</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~erikekers>erikekers</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=225196>Woodies Double Double</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1282102>1-2</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>4</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~BeefyGoodness>BeefyGoodness</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=169525>Food for Thawt</a></td><td align=center>(forfeit)</td></tr><tr class=odd><td>5</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Longshanks>Longshanks</a></td><td><a href=http://FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=154031>Sinister Duskriders</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1294408>2-1</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>6</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Sandune>Sandune</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=174271>Da Greenskin Raiders</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1308027>2-1</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>7</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~FLo711>FLo711</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=23941>Zen Adepts</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1320088>1-2</a></td></tr></table></p><p align=justify> After miraculously surviving season XIV in the Premier League, the girls are back for another go. Once again, they are one of the lowest rated teams, with a lot of low scoring games, they didn't really grow a whole lot last season, but are still in good shape, and have a little bit of cash in the bank. With so many elves in the league this season, they girls will be playing more like orcs than ever before ... let's just hope they can survive another season. </p><p align=justify><b>Season XV Stats:</b><br> W / D / L: 4 / 0 / 2 <i>(+1 forfeit)</i><br> Total TDs: 11-7<br>Total Cas: 9-9<br>TR Change: -7 (192 -> 185)<br>Winnings: 390,000 gp<br>Fan Factor: +3 (15 -> 18) </p><p align=justify> As a strange season came to an end, the girls are still wondering just what happened. Some big ups and downs this season, with a very strange game against the champions, and a shocker of a game (bad coaching mostly) against the Adepts in the final round of the season. In the end we were 2 points from victory, and needed just one of those losses to have been a draw instead. Anyway, one of the reasons things were so strange was that coaches and teams were disappearing and re-appearing in mysterious circumstances, with some teams not even getting half a season's worth of matches in. With only one forfeit in there, I think that we actually played more matches than any other team! </p><p align=justify> The final match was the most painful of the season, costing us two blitzers, and bringing the team right down to the bottom of the division again with a mere 185 TR coming into season 16. We're also down to just one tackler, which is likely to be troublesome with the numbers of fast teams we'll be up against. KFC are back too, and a lot stronger than they were in season 14 (where they still managed to inflict 5 casualties and obtain an easy draw). </p><br><br><p><table style='border: none;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width=100%><tbody valign='top'><tr><td align=left><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=205118'>Back to team page</a></td><td align=right><a href='#top'>back to top</a></td></tr></table></p><a name='season16'></a><hr><br><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&at=1&group=647&show=13827><h2 align=center>Southern Wastes League - Season XVI</h2><h3 align=center>Premier League XVI</h3></a><p align=center><table style='border: solid 1px black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5><tbody align=justify valign=top><tr style='background: #000000; color: white;'><th>&nbsp;</th><th>Coach</th><th>Team</th><th>Results</th></tr><tr class=odd><td>1</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~OldBugman>OldBugman</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=174310>Karak-Varn FC</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1347841>0-1</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>2</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Longshanks>Longshanks</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=154031>Sinister Duskriders</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1350328>0-3</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>3</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Twahn>Twahn</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=23828>Carlton United</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1364439>3-1</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>4</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Symmetrical>Symmetrical</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=142350>German Vermin</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1373846>2-2</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>5</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Rabid_Bogscum>Rabid_Bogscum</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=203461>Echoes of the Great Song</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1381425>3-0</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>6</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~FLo711>FLo711</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=23941>Zen Adepts</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1401876>0-1</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>7</td><td><a href=http://fumbbl.com/~eganra>eganra</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=153522>Good, Bad, Furry</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1403166>2-1</a></td></tr></table></p><p align=justify> Having dropped back down to TR185, the girls come into season 16 with the lowest rated Premier team. Despite this, they still have a full lineup including 8 blodgers. With a growing fan-base, we're hoping that there will be enough financial support to maintain the team, and hopefully hire some new talent for the front line. </p><p align=justify> After the blood spilled in season 15, there may well be a few teams out for blood. The Duskriders are right at the top of the list, and I'm sure the Zen Adepts would like to take a spot of revenge. The Vermin will certainly be keen to make up for last season's debacle, though they'll most likely focus on the ball more than hurting orks; and KFC ... well they'll probably deal out a world of pain without even trying. Fortunately, not all of the teams are quite as nasty, and there should be some good close games in there as well. </p><p align=justify><b>Season XVI Stats:</b><br> W / D / L: 3 / 1 / 3<br>Total TDs: 10-9<br>Total Cas: 15-13<br>TR Change: +15 (185 -> 200)<br>Winnings: 400,000 gp<br>Fan Factor: +1 (18 -> 19) </p><p align=justify> Another "soft" season in Premier, but unfortunately, the loss of two blitzers have us enough of a handicap that we couldn't pull in enough wins. With KFC first up, and not enough cash to hire stars/wizards, I was worried that there wouldn't even be a team for next season (luckily lots of BHs kept the team in reasonable shape). We were decimated by the dark elves in round 2 (making up for their unlucky loss in Season XV), but the head of <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1770135>Direbringer Duskcreep</a> provided a little bit of consolation. </p><p align=justify> After those first two matches things started looking up. We had a full team again (or close to it), and were able to get wins over <a href=>Carlton</a> and the <a href=>Echoes</a>, and even a draw against the <a href=>Vermin</a> (last season's champions). With the Adpets in round 6, we pulled out everything we had, but against 2 ST6 bulls, and a strong base of dwarves, even the combination of Zara and a wizard was was not enough to get us the win we needed. The final match of the season was against <a href=>GBF</a>, and was something of a quiet affair since we were both unable to avoid relegation regardless of the result. </p><p align=justify> All in all, it was probably about time for the girls to get relegated, hopefully a season (or two) in the conferences will be enough to get them back on their feet, and ready to go for glory in Premier again. </p><br><br><p><table style='border: none;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width=100%><tbody valign='top'><tr><td align=left><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=205118'>Back to team page</a></td><td align=right><a href='#top'>back to top</a></td></tr></table></p><a name='season17'></a><hr><br><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&at=1&group=647&show=14569><h2 align=center>Southern Wastes League - Season XVII</h2><h3 align=center>Southside Stone Smashers Conference League XVII</h3></a><p align=center><table style='border: solid 1px black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5><tbody align=justify valign=top><tr style='background: #000000; color: white;'><th>&nbsp;</th><th>Coach</th><th>Team</th><th>Results</th></tr><tr class=odd><td>1</td><td><a href=~Patrician>Patrician</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=225215>Northern Blight</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1435236'>2-0</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>2</td><td><a href=~xstatika>xstatika</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=266851>Steelfist FC</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1447710'>0-2</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>3</td><td><a href=~gumbi>gumbi</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=57897>Gumbeast United</a></td><td align=center><b>forfeit</></td></tr><tr class=even><td>4</td><td><a href=~Smegish>Smegish</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=203280>REALLY High Elves</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1461243'>1-1</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>5</td><td><a href=~eganra>eganra</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=153522>Good, Bad, Furry</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1471831'>3-0</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>6</td><td><a href=~chunky04>chunky04</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=266836>Bro Town</a></td><td align=center><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1480600'>2-1</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>7</td><td><a href=~danielcollins>danielcollins</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=267600>BBQ Wednesday Regulars</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1481823>2-1</a></td></tr></table></p><p align=justify> Relegated from Premier in season XVI, the girls are set to play, and play hard. Unfortunately for them, they wind up in a division involving <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=266851>Dwarves</a>, <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=267600>Chaos Dwarves</a>, <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=57897>Khemri</a>, <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=266836>Ogres</a> and <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=267600>Norse</a>. You've got to feel just a little sorry for the solitary <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=203280>High Elf</a> team in the same group... Also in the conference are the <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=153522>Skaven</a> team we faced in the final round of season 16. </p><p align=justify> We're expecting a rough season with plenty of blood for all involved. On the plus side, the girls now have a full set of icons! They may not be perfect, but they are a way better looking set than those ugly pale skinned amazon icons they've been stuck with up till now. </p><p align=justify><b>Season XVI Stats:</b><br> W / D / L: 3 / 1 / 1 <i>(+1 forfeit)</i><br> Total TDs: 10-5<br>Total Cas: 8-13<br>TR Change: +33 (200 -> 233)<br>Winnings: 300,000 gp<br>Fan Factor: +1 (19 -> 20) </p><p align=justify> We <a title='vs Steelfist FC' href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1447710>took</a> some damage, and we <a title='vs Good, Bad, Furry' href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1471831>dealt out</a> some damage. In the end though, we did a fair bit of what's really important - scoring touchdowns. With wins against some of the other premier hopefuls, and just the one loss (dwarves are still the toughest team to face by far), the girls managed come out on top of what was an incredibly close fought season. </p><p align=justify> That means we're back in premier next season, with the strongest team we've ever had. In fact, this will be the first time in the team's history that they will begin a season with a rating of over 200! Even so, they will still around average rating at <i>only</i> 233 TR. </p><br><br><p><table style='border: none;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width=100%><tbody valign='top'><tr><td align=left><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=205118'>Back to team page</a></td><td align=right><a href='#top'>back to top</a></td></tr></table></p><a name='season18'></a><hr><br><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&at=1&group=647&show=15289><h2 align=center>Southern Wastes League - Season XVIII</h2><h3 align=center>Premier League XVIII</h3></a><p align=center><table style='border: solid 1px black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5><tbody align=justify valign=top><tr style='background: #000000; color: white;'><th>&nbsp;</th><th>Coach</th><th>Team</th><th>Results</th></tr><tr class=odd><td>1</td><td><a href=~OldBugman>OldBugman</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=174310>Karak-Varn FC</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1524427>3-0</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>2</td><td><a href=~ArtaXerxes>ArtaXerxes</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=187005>Fast Fossils</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1535093>2-0</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>3</td><td><a href=~FLo711>FLo711</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=23941>Zen Adepts</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1546165>2-0</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>4</td><td><a href=~erikekers>erikekers</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=225196>Woodies Double Double</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1554648>1-2</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>5</td><td><a href=~justbob>justbob</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=225324>Aberration Theatre</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1558972>2-0</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>6</td><td><a href=~Patrician>Patrician</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=225215>Northern Blight</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1579667>3-1</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>7</td><td><a href=~Longshanks>Longshanks</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=154031>Sinister Duskriders</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1588917>1-1</a></td></tr></table></p><p align=justify> We're back! After a season of 'recovery' against one of the bashiest conference lineups I've seen in a while, the girls are making their return to Premier for season eighteen. We're still waiting on confirmation of the last few entrants, but it's already looking like there will be plenty of bash to go around. Some of the teams that have been hanging around in Premier for a season or two are really starting to build up. </p><p align=justify><b>Season XVIII Stats:</b><br> W / D / L: 5 / 1 / 1<br>Total TDs: 14-4<br>Total Cas: 14-13<br>TR Change: +12 (233 -> 245)<br>Winnings: 350,000 gp<br>Fan Factor: +0 (20 -> 20) </p><p align=justify> A season where we really had a shot at premiership glory, and threw it all away. Coming in with a very solid TR233 team, we were definitely going to have a shot at it, and after the first three games, we had three wins, and hadn't conceded a touchdown! Against the eventual winners, however, our hopes were dashed when their superb defence prevented our shot at an equaliser, and we paid the full price of not stalling, turning our match from a draw into a definite win for the elves. From then on, they never faltered, maintaining a steady lead through till the very end. </p><p align=justify> A solid season from the girls, and we still have a fairly strong team, albeit a little low on guard. Currently we have a full team now, with 3 rookies that need training up. Skilling up rookies is a tough ask in Premier - most coaches will punish you for taking even the smallest of risks, and everyone knows just how much of a liability those rookies can be. At least the rookie blitzers come equipped with block and dodge, so they have a shot at it. </p><p align=justify> I guess now it's time to put our second silver trophy up behind the bar, and move onto season 19. This time we will surely inflict a few casualties on those pesky wood elves that have robbed us of not one, but two premier titles. </p><br><br><p><table style='border: none;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width=100%><tbody valign='top'><tr><td align=left><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=205118'>Back to team page</a></td><td align=right><a href='#top'>back to top</a></td></tr></table></p><a name='season19'></a><hr><br><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&at=1&group=647&show=16244><h2 align=center>Southern Wastes League - Season XIX</h2><h3 align=center>Premier League XIX</h3></a><p align=center><table style='border: solid 1px black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5><tbody align=justify valign=top><tr style='background: #000000; color: white;'><th>&nbsp;</th><th>Coach</th><th>Team</th><th>Results</th></tr><tr class=odd><td>1</td><td><a href=~danielcollins>danielcollins</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=267600>BBQ Wednesday Regulars</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1617808>2-1</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>2</td><td><a href=~Sandune>Sandune</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=174271>Da Greenskin Raiders</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1628466>1-0</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>3</td><td><a href=~PLATYPUS>PLATYPUS</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=246876>Apocalyptic SWL Predators</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1651985>1-2</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>4</td><td><a href=~erikekers>erikekers</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=225196>Woodies Double Double</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1662477>1-2</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>5</td><td><a href=~OldBugman>OldBugman</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=174310>Karak-Varn FC</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1667934>0-2</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>6</td><td><a href=~PianoDan>PianoDan</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=196202>The Stinkers</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1676508>3-1</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>7</td><td><a href=~Sp00n>Sp00n</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=305013>Zerglinz</a></td><td align=center><b>forfeit</b></td></tr></table></p><p align=justify> Coming into the season, the girls look to be in good shape. At our highest rating ever, and near enough to injury free. We are, of course, up against a very bashy lineup this season, with 2 solid orc teams, dwarves, and a chaos dwarf team in the line up. Not to mention, those pesky elves that we just can't seem to beat! The other two teams look to be in poorer shape than your average premier team, obviously taking a beating to get to where they are, both the lizards and the rotters look like they'll struggle this season. </p><p align=justify><b>Season XIX Stats:</b><br> W / D / L: 3 / 0 / 3<br>Total TDs: 8-8<br>Total Cas: 6-22<br>TR Change: -2 (245 -> 243)<br>Winnings: 280,000 gp<br>Fan Factor: -3 (20 -> 17) </p><p align=justify> Our hopes may have been high at the start of the season, but were dashed when <a href='~PLATYPUS'>PLATYPUS</a> demolished the team piece by piece in <a href='FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1651985'>round 3</a>. It seems that we under-estimated the destructive power of our fellow orcs... as a result of this match (and poor coaching on my part), we also lost the following match (3 key players missing). </p><p align=justify> By this stage, things were getting desperate - it really looked like relegation was in order, however, the two early wins, and a solid round 7 match were enough to see us through (into 3rd place no less). All in all, the team looks similar to the way it looked at the start of the season, with a bit more bloat, and a couple more injuries, but still a fairly solid team. The girls will need all they have to get through another bashy lineup in season 20, which looks to be at least as bashy as this one was. </p><br><br><p><table style='border: none;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width=100%><tbody valign='top'><tr><td align=left><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=205118'>Back to team page</a></td><td align=right><a href='#top'>back to top</a></td></tr></table></p><a name='season20'></a><hr><br><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&at=1&group=647&show=17107><h2 align=center>Southern Wastes League - Season XX</h2><h3 align=center>Premier League XX</h3></a><p align=center><table style='border: solid 1px black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5><tbody align=justify valign=top><tr style='background: #000000; color: white;'><th>&nbsp;</th><th>Coach</th><th>Team</th><th>Results</th></tr><tr class=odd><td>1</td><td><a href=~PLATYPUS>PLATYPUS</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=246876>Apocalyptic SWL Predators</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1723120>1-0</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>2</td><td><a href=~Rabid_Bogscum>Rabid_Bogscum</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=203461>Echoes of the Great Song</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1731540>1-2</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>3</td><td><a href=~RedMaul>RedMaul</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=285448>Deadmen Wrestling</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1739804>1-1</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>4</td><td><a href=~Ansalon>Ansalon</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=289139>Cereal Revenge!</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1756882>0-2</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>5</td><td><a href=~OldBugman>OldBugman</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=174310>Karak-Varn FC</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1766522>0-1</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>6</td><td><a href=~foolwholaughsatdeath>foolwholaughsatdeath</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=266848>Fool's Tools</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1766618>1-0</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>7</td><td><a href=~danielcollins>danielcollins</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=267600>BBQ Wednesday Regulars</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1775355>0-1</a></td></tr></table></p><p align=justify> After a fairly average season, the girls have managed to stick it out in Premier. With a decidedly bashy lineup, things are going to be tough. Let's see how long the girls survive! </p><p align=justify><b>Season XX Stats:</b><br> W / D / L: 2 / 1 / 4<br>Total TDs: 4-7<br>Total Cas: 15-23<br>TR Change: -0 (243 -> 243)<br>Winnings: 340,000 gp<br>Fan Factor: ±0 (17 -> 17) </p><p align=justify> A mediocre season for the girls, with just two wins, and suffering quite a few injuries in the process. Both star players have been lost, and may never really be replaced. We struggled in every single match and although several of the losses were very close calls, so were the wins. All in all, it's probably about time we were ousted from Premier to make way for some new blood. </p><p align=justify> Some tough decisions will have to be made in the cull, but, thanks to the efforts of <a href=~danielcollins>danielcollins</a><i>(aka dreamkiller)</i>, most of the tough decisions have been made for us. With the loss of both throwers in that fateful round 7 match, it will be a much smaller cull than it may otherwise have been. With some effort, it should be quite possible to build the team up to full strength again, however, it will be tough to find suitable players to replace the stars they had come to rely on... </p><br><br><p><table style='border: none;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width=100%><tbody valign='top'><tr><td align=left><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=205118'>Back to team page</a></td><td align=right><a href='#top'>back to top</a></td></tr></table></p><a name='season21'></a><hr><br><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&at=1&group=647&show=17970><h2 align=center>Southern Wastes League - Season XXI</h2><h3 align=center>Southside Stone Smashers Conference League XXI</h3></a><p align=center><table style='border: solid 1px black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5><tbody align=justify valign=top><tr style='background: #000000; color: white;'><th>&nbsp;</th><th>Coach</th><th>Team</th><th>Results</th></tr><tr class=odd><td>1</td><td><a href=~Smegish>Smegish</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=340702>Bugrit's Bandits</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1813459>2-1</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>2</td><td><a href=~JoeKano>JoeKano</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=266832>Skye's Tainted</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1817031>2-1</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>3</td><td><a href=~Longshanks>Longshanks</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=341080>Warriors of Gaul</a></td><td align=center><a ref=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1827155>1-2</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>4</td><td><a href=~danielcollins>danielcollins</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=267600>BBQ Wednesday Regulars</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1829858>1-2</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>5</td><td><a href=~Dark_Lord>Dark_Lord</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=278976>United Abominations</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1845187>2-1</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>6</td><td><a href=~MachSphere>MachSphere</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=360672>Blind Eye of Odin</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1859715>1-0</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>7</td><td><a href=~eagle009>eagle009</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=340982>Agitate</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1863832>2-0</a></td></tr></table></p><p align=justify> The girls are returning to the conferences divisions to lick their wounds. Having lost their two biggest stars, <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2380931>Bone Krasha</a> and <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2490945>Loony Tossa</a> in the same season has left them in relatively poor shape. Fortunately, they have a fairly solid core of linewomen to build on, so, if things work out, it should be possible to get them going again. </p><p align=justify><b>Season XXI Stats:</b><br> W / D / L: 5 / 0 / 2<br>Total TDs: 11-7<br>Total Cas: 7-17<br>TR Change: +33 (200 -> 233)<br>Winnings: 340,000 gp<br>Fan Factor: +1 (17 -> 18) </p><p align=justify> A solid season from the girls saw them finish the season in second place for the conference. In good shape for the coming season. Unfortunately, we lost to <b>both</b> of the other teams that also managed to get themselves promoted, so if we can't figure out how to beat them, it could be a very tough season coming up in Prem! </p><br><br><p><table style='border: none;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width=100%><tbody valign='top'><tr><td align=left><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=205118'>Back to team page</a></td><td align=right><a href='#top'>back to top</a></td></tr></table></p><a name='season22'></a><hr><br><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&at=1&group=647&show=18730><h2 align=center>Southern Wastes League - Season XXII</h2><h3 align=center>Premier League XXII</h3></a><p align=center><table style='border: solid 1px black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5><tbody align=justify valign=top><tr style='background: #000000; color: white;'><th>&nbsp;</th><th>Coach</th><th>Team</th><th>Results</th></tr><tr class=odd><td>1</td><td><a href=~danielcollins>danielcollins</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=267600>BBQ Wednesday Regulars</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1890461>1-2</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>2</td><td><a href=~erikekers>erikekers</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=225196>Woodies Double Double</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1896215>0-1</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>3</td><td><a href=~Toonie>Toonie</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=89699>Angry Asgardians</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1911646>0-2</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>4</td><td><a href=~justbob>justbob</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=225324>Aberration Theatre</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1922750>1-0</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>5</td><td><a href=~Nalavara>Nalavara</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=285382>Retribution For The Dead</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1933442>1-1</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>6</td><td><a href=~Longshanks>Longshanks</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=341080>Warriors of Gaul</a></td><td align=center><a href=>2-1</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>7</td><td><a href=~Ansalon>Ansalon</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=289139>Cereal Revenge!</a></td><td align=center><b>forfeit</a></td></tr></table></p><p align=justify> Back to Premier once again, this time through a wild-card. The line-up looks tough. We have a pretty poor record against most of the teams we'll be facing, and none of them is particularly weak. I guess we can only be thankful that the Zen Adepts didn't make it (parked for the season), or there would be 3 Chaos Dwarf teams for us to face instead! </p><p align=justify><b>Season XXII Stats:</b><br> W / D / L: 2 / 1 / 3 <i>(+1 forfeit)</i><br> Total TDs: 5-7<br>Total Cas: 18-23<br>TR Change: -33 (233 -> 200)<br>Winnings: 290,000 gp<br>Fan Factor: -2 (18 -> 16) </p><p align=justify> A very poor start to the season, losing our first 3 matches, and suffering 19 cas in the process (yes, that's more than we inflicted for the whole season). From there, we didn't stand a chance to get back into the running (we also fans in two of those three matches). Overall, though, the team finished in excellent shape for conferences. We lost one star, <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2384292>Back Breaka</a>, during the season (retired due to injury), and managed to get a couple of skills on other key players. </p><p align=justify> So, back to the conferences again ... but hopefully it won't be for <i>too</i> long. </p><br><br><p><table style='border: none;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width=100%><tbody valign='top'><tr><td align=left><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=205118'>Back to team page</a></td><td align=right><a href='#top'>back to top</a></td></tr></table></p><a name='season23'></a><hr><br><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&at=1&group=647&show=19744><h2 align=center>Southern Wastes League - Season XXIII</h2><h3 align=center>Schiffer's Scissor Conference XXIII</h3></a><p align=center><table style='border: solid 1px black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5><tbody align=justify valign=top><tr style='background: #000000; color: white;'><th>&nbsp;</th><th>Coach</th><th>Team</th><th>Results</th></tr><tr class=odd><td>1</td><td><a href=~BloodReaper>BloodReaper</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=267008>Norscia Bezerkers</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2010317>3-0</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>2</td><td><a href=~eagle009>eagle009</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=340982>Agitate</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2021128>2-1</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>3</td><td><a href=~JumpingJezza>JumpingJezza</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=340690>Rottnest Raiders</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2033472>2-1</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>4</td><td><a href=~PLATYPUS>PLATYPUS</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=246876>Apocalyptic SWL Predators</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2047252>2-0</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>5</td><td><a href=~FLo711>FLo711</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=23941>Zen Adepts</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2055641>1-1</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>6</td><td><a href=~Olaf_the_Stout>Olaf_the_Stout</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=398708>Things I Like</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2059128>2-0</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>7</td><td><a href=~gregory_n_white>gregory_n_white</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=398702>Belvain Stonemasons</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2076350>2-1</a></td></tr></table></p><p align=justify> After being truly demolished in Premier last season, the Conferences are a welcome sight. If we ever have to face the Woodies Double Double again, it will be too soon (why won't they just die...). The team is in relatively good shape (all things considered), with 13 players (only one of which is injured) on the team. Our new thrower (while certainly no <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2490945>Loony Tossa</a>) is starting to get the hang of this whole passing thing, and it's time for these new-bloods to show us what they've got! </p><p align=justify><b>Season XXIII Stats:</b><br> W / D / L: 6 / 1 / 0<br>Total TDs: 14-4<br>Total Cas: 21-16<br>TR Change: +47 (200 -> 247)<br>Winnings: 320,000 gp<br>Fan Factor: +4 (16 -> 20) </p><p align=justify> All in all, a good season for the girls - the 6 / 1 / 0 record is certainly nothing to frown at. There were several matches where they got away with some very dicey play, but most matches were well deserved. They are in good condition, but will probably need to cut back on expenses a little, and fire some of the old hands. At last, we have been able to reclaim some of our fanbase, which will definitely help, but their TR of 247 is a little too high to sustain for long. </p><p align=justify></p><br><br><p><table style='border: none;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width=100%><tbody valign='top'><tr><td align=left><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=205118'>Back to team page</a></td><td align=right><a href='#top'>back to top</a></td></tr></table></p><a name='season24'></a><hr><br><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&group=647><h2 align=center>Southern Wastes League - Season XXIV</h2><h3 align=center>Parked</h3></a><p align=justify> In need of a short break coach <a href=~Laviak>Laviak</a> went into hiding. Some say that he was just too scared to face the monster lineup in prem, others say that he was kidnapped by one or another of his potential opponents because they were too scared to face up to the orks... the truth is, no one really knows what happened to him, and it doesn't really matter. The result, however, was that the team were forced to take the season off, missing out on a return to Premier. </p><p align=justify><b>Season XXIV Stats:</b><br> TR Change: -47 (247 -> 200) </p><br><br><p><table style='border: none;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width=100%><tbody valign='top'><tr><td align=left><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=205118'>Back to team page</a></td><td align=right><a href='#top'>back to top</a></td></tr></table></p><a name='season25'></a><hr><br><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&at=1&group=647&show=21620><h2 align=center>Southern Wastes League - Season XXV</h2><h3 align=center>Snakefield Memorial Conference League XXV</h3></a><p align=center><table style='border: solid 1px black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5><tbody align=justify valign=top><tr style='background: #000000; color: white;'><th>&nbsp;</th><th>Coach</th><th>Team</th><th>Results</th></tr><tr class=odd><td>1</td><td><a href=~Bullockist>Bullockist</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=382880>Made to Scale</a></td><td align=center><a A very decisive match.' href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2228682>3-0</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>2</td><td><a href=~Chavo>Chavo</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=418765>Blackwater Blitz</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2236982>4-0</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>3</td><td><a href=~harvestmouse>harvestmouse</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=422343>Stalingrad's White Stallions</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2253492>2-0</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>4</td><td><a href=~Zuul>Zuul</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=439508>Salem Strikers</a></td><td align=center><b>forfeit</b></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>5</td><td><a href=~annachie>annachie</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=437618>CD Untied</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2273303>1-2</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>6</td><td><a href=~nebji>nebji</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=361069>Worship of the Green</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2290422>1-1</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>7</td><td><a href=~Quod>Quod</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=305679>Schola</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2290422>2-1</a></td></tr></table></p><p align=justify> After an enforced break from blood bowl, the girls are back! Unfortunately, they missed out on a break to Premier, and will have to earn their place by battling it out in the Conference divisions. As an unfortunate side effect of returning to Conferences, and the rating cap enforced, some hard decisions had to be made. </p><p align=justify><b>Season XXV Stats:</b><br> W / D / L: 4 / 1 / 1 <i>(+1 forfeit)</i><br> Total TDs: 13-4<br>Total Cas: 12-20<br>TR Change: -44 (200 -> 156)<br>Winnings: 310,000 gp<br>Fan Factor: +1 (20 -> 21) </p><p align=justify> The season started on quite a high - 3 matches with not a single touchdown scored against us! Unfortunately it turns out that was due in part to the fact that we'd played only against the softer teams .. the turning point was in fact, in round 3 against the norsemen. Although we came off it with a 2-0 win, we also came out of it with 3 less players. After that, things didn't let up, without a recovery game against the pro-elves the last 3 matches of the season were brutal indeed, and we are down quite a lot on TR. Still, we did make Premier, which was always the goal! </p><br><br><p><table style='border: none;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width=100%><tbody valign='top'><tr><td align=left><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=205118'>Back to team page</a></td><td align=right><a href='#top'>back to top</a></td></tr></table></p><a name='season26'></a><hr><br><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&at=1&group=647&show=22508><h2 align=center>Southern Wastes League - Season XXVI</h2><h3 align=center>Premier League XXVI</h3></a><p align=center><table style='border: solid 1px black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5><tbody align=justify valign=top><tr style='background: #000000; color: white;'><th>&nbsp;</th><th>Coach</th><th>Team</th><th>Results</th></tr><tr class=odd><td>1</td><td><a href=~eagle009>eagle009</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=340982>Agitate</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2317205>0-3</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>2</td><td><a href=~Toonie>Toonie</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=89699>Angry Asgardians</a></td><td align=center>< href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2328034>4-0</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>3</td><td><a href=~annachie>annachie</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=437618>CD Untied</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2328160>0-1</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>4</td><td><a href=~ClayInfinity>ClayInfinity</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=305015>Bouilloires De Chaux</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2346383>1-2</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>5</td><td><a href=~Faulcon>Faulcon</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=30941>Slumbering Skink</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2356482>1-3</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>6</td><td><a href=~justbob>justbob</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=225324>Aberration Theatre</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2363660>0-1</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>7</td><td><a href=~danielcollins>danielcollins</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=267600>BBQ Wednesday Regulars</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2380140>1-1</a></td></tr></table></p><p align=justify> Coming into Premier with the team's lowest TR since season 2, things aren't looking great for their chances of a premier title. We're not expecting too much from the girls this season, but as always, we can expect that they'll do their best to give the other Prem teams a run for their money. </p><p align=justify><b>Season XXVI Stats:</b><br> W / D / L: 1 / 1 / 5<br>Total TDs: 6-11<br>Total Cas: 15-20<br>TR Change: +29 (156 -> 185)<br>Winnings: 480,000 gp<br>Fan Factor: -3 (21 -> 18) </p><p align=justify> Well, that season went pretty much as expected. Not a lot of winning on the board, but we managed to build a little bit, so are in decent shape for Conferences (despite a couple of niggles). It will probably take another season in conferences to get the team in shape to have another shot at the big time. </p><br><br><p><table style='border: none;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width=100%><tbody valign='top'><tr><td align=left><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=205118'>Back to team page</a></td><td align=right><a href='#top'>back to top</a></td></tr></table></p><a name='season27'></a><hr><br><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&at=1&group=647&show=23261><h2 align=center>Southern Wastes League - Season XXVII</h2><h3 align=center>Gone's Slipper Conference League XXVII</h3></a><p align=center><table style='border: solid 1px black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5><tbody align=justify valign=top><tr style='background: #000000; color: white;'><th>&nbsp;</th><th>Coach</th><th>Team</th><th>Results</th></tr><tr class=odd><td>1</td><td><a href=~Symmetrical>Symmetrical</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=142350>German Vermin</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2392900>1-3</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>2</td><td><a href=~Rennigeb>Rennigeb</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=439083>Adelaide Anvils TNG</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2407820>2-1</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>3</td><td><a href=~ozjesting>ozjesting</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=468671>Mid Life Crisis</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2415398>1-2</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>4</td><td><a href=~Smegish>Smegish</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=340702>Bugrit's Bandits</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2424579>0-4</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>5</td><td><a href=~Spieroz>Spieroz</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=463259>Wolves of Vestroy</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2427581>1-2</a></td></tr><tr class=even><td>6</td><td><a href=~Toonie>Toonie</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=89699>Angry Asgardians</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2447548>2-1</a></td></tr><tr class=odd><td>7</td><td><a href=~theopacman>theopacman</a></td><td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=63813>Citadel Ancients</a></td><td align=center><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2454371>1-1</a></td></tr></table></p><p align=justify> After a poor showing in Premier last season, the girls have been well and truly relegated back to the Conference divisions. The primary goal this season is likely to be getting the team in shape for another run at Prem, but that doesn't mean we won't be going for every win we can! </p><p align=justify><b>Season XXVII Stats:</b><br> W / D / L: 2 / 1 / 4<br>Total TDs: 8-14<br>Total Cas: 12-32<br>TR Change: -8 (185 -> 177)<br>Winnings: 490,000 gp<br>Fan Factor: -1 (18 -> 17) </p><p align=justify> The rebuild continues. After a devastating first round match against the German Vermin, with continued damage throughout the season, the girls ended up with a weaker team than they started with. They still look nicely prepped for regionals ... if only they'd stop winning... </p><br><br><p><table style='border: none;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width=100%><tbody valign='top'><tr><td align=left><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=205118'>Back to team page</a></td><td align=right><a href='#top'>back to top</a></td></tr></table></p><a name='season28'></a><hr><br><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&at=1&group=647&show=23856><h2 align=center>Southern Wastes League - Season XXVIII</h2><h3 align=center>Gone's Slipper Conference League XXVIII</h3></a><p align=center><table style='border: solid 1px black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5><tbody align=justify valign=top><tr style='background: #000000; color: white;'><th>&nbsp;</th><th>Coach</th><th>Team</th><th>Results</th></tr></table></p><p align=justify> After a poor showing in Premier last season, the girls have been well and truly relegated back to the Conference divisions. The primary goal this season is likely to be getting the team in shape for another run at Prem, but that doesn't mean we won't be going for every win we can! </p><p align=justify><b>Season XXVII Stats:</b><br> W / D / L: 5 / 1 / 1<br>Total TDs: 12-3<br>Total Cas: 14-16<br>TR Change: +15 (177 -> 192)<br>Winnings: 430,000 gp<br>Fan Factor: +1 (17 -> 18) </p><p align=justify> The primary goal was rebuilding, and we have a relatively low number of injured players on the team for the moment. Unfortunately, we won just a few too many games, and it turns out we won the conference! "Unfortunately?" you ask? Well, we were kinda hoping to spend just one more season getting the team in shape before going up against the TR250+ monsters in Prem. Not much to be done about it now though. Time for another run at Prem ... maybe we'll be able to hold it together. </p><br><br><p><table style='border: none;' border='0' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width=100%><tbody valign='top'><tr><td align=left><a href='FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=205118'>Back to team page</a></td><td align=right><a href='#top'>back to top</a></td></tr></table></p><hr><br><br></div>