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OBBA - A League for Football Supporters
The Origins of OBBA
Once, there was a Chewie.
And the Chewie said "Let there be light."
And there was light.
And then the Chewie said "Let there be sound."
And there was sound.
And then the Chewie said "Let there be Rock!"
But at this point Sera smacked him on the head with a pillow and said "Get the fook on with making the League, you Northern git".
And there was OBBA.
Bored with the Leagues on fumbbl being all GRIDIRON based in terms of points structure, he (along with a Swedish school teacher who mysteriously vanished about 3 weeks into the league) resolved to ensure proper representation of the bestest scoring system in_the_world - ASSOCIATION FOOTBALL!
Together with forum trolls SeraphimRed (afterward referred to as Sera, due to his stupid coach handle) and Russo (usually referred to in words not suitable for a family website) the league was established as the premier destination for lovers of football (and Rugby, for Purplegoo was a member for a while).
Later, when Chewie and Sera rediscovered womenfolk and all the pleasures that they offer (don't tell Russo what they are; he suffers enough) the league was left without its two most important staff members.
This is, apparently, how pythrr snuck in and took over, and the rest is all monkey nut shaped madness, but the league is still going strong, so who cares? ;)
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The History of OBBA
Pythrr and Russo are the current active admins
Table Wizzardry by gjopie
One | Two | Three | Four | Five | |
 | Real Sociedead (SeraphimRed) | Sirius 1907ers (Goffmog) | Bristol Reavers (pythrr) | Oval Balls FTW (Purplegoo) | Oval Balls FTW (Purplegoo) |
 | Sirius 1907ers (Goffmog) | Sylvania Villa (pml97) | InteRatzionale (cribbleobblepie) | Houston Rats (Azure) | Valencia Club de Futbol SAD (Tesifonte) |
 | ZSKA Mozzkva (Skulll) | InteRatzionale (cribbleobblepie) | Houston Rats (Azure) | ZSKA Mozzkva (Skulll) | Shuddersfield Frown (Wilf) |
 | Sylvania Villa (pml97) | Houston Rats (Azure) | Wolverhampton Wonderdead (G_Force) | Valencia Club de Futbol SAD (Tesifonte) | Bolton Wonderelf (DanTitan76) |
 | --- | Lustria FC (OldGravyLeg) | Charlatan Athletic (Azrahn) | Shuddersfield Frown (Wilf) | Blockburn Rovers (Melmoth) |
 | --- | --- | --- | --- | Larsenal (Borgen) |
 | Pisa All Star (La_Yena) | Houston Rats (Azure) | ZSKA Mozzkva (Skulll) | Mummywell (gritter) | Larsenal (Borgen) |
 | --- | --- | Charlatan Athletic (Azrahn) | Watford Khornets (Wotfudboy) | Watford Khornets (Wotfudboy) |
Six | Seven | Eight | Nine | Ten | |
| B’ORCalona (Russo) | Wolverhampton Wonderdead (G_Force) | Oval Balls FTW (Purplegoo) | Bristol Reavers (pythrr) | Real Sociedead (SeraphimRed) |
| Wolverhampton Wonderdead (G_Force) | Daggers and Redfridge (somerton) | Aberdoom (phil78) | Arden Villa (Gordreg) | Aberdoom (phil78) |
| PSV Zharr-Naggrund (AndyBurns) | Hull Undercity BBX (Stinkytroll) | Essetesford Town (Cyrus-Havoc) | Southland Saints (Erickan) | Fulham Titans (DukeTyrion) |
| Watford Khornets (Wotfudboy) | Bulgary stars (vicius) | Royal Valhalladolik (Tesifonte) | Manchaztec Utd (Relezite) | Milan Gladiators (MrNomad) |
| West Ham Unitedead (Shades_Steelfist) | Ratchester Utd FC (bobafettsmum) | Zenit St. Smashbury (morraywolfymax) | Bulgary stars II (vicius) | Manmanglerton Utd FC (Warmaster) |
| Fulham Fleet (DukeTyrion) | Maharak Dead Boys Under 21’s (Count_Von_Halseburg) | West Bromwich Foulbion (Vampy) | Fulham Titans (DukeTyrion) | --- |
| ZSKA Mozzkva (Skulll) | Wolverhampton Wonderdead (G_Force) | Real Sociedead (SeraphimRed) | Aberdoom (phil78) | Real Sociedead (SeraphimRed) |
| Crippled Uni-dead (McVily) | Druciioord (Rijssiej) | Wycombe Wampires (easilyamused) | Fulham Titans (DukeTyrion) | Watford Hornhits (Wotfudboy) |
Eleven | Twelve | Thirteen | Fourteen | Fifteen | |
| Fulham Titans (DukeTyrion) | Southland Saints (Erickan) | Real Sociedead (SeraphimRed) | Bristol Reavers (pythrr) | Bristol Reavers (pythrr) |
| Southland Saints (Erickan) | Lifrigpool FC (Chewie) | Arden Villa (Gordreg) | Nuts n’ Bolts (Cyrus-Havoc) | Southland Saints (Erickan) |
| Watford Hornhits (Wotfudboy) | Cardiff Bluebirds (easilyamused) | United States Rats (Azure) | Furryboots FC (phil78) | Hoofitzan Bullgrade (Cevap) |
| Beitar Jerusalem (Nicodemus1) | ItsLich Town (Dalfort) | Living-orcs-ton FC reborn (gibby33) | North Witch Victoria (ambush) | AC Fiorentina (Oenarlod) |
| --- | --- | FC Kaiserslaughtering (Overhamsteren) | Hoofitzan Bullgrade (Cevap) | Sporting Five Violins BBC (Estika) |
| --- | --- | --- | --- | --- |
| Real Sociedead (SeraphimRed) | Bristol Reavers (pythrr) | Tottenham Blodgespur (Gritter) | Glassjaw Strangers (krytie) | Bristol Reavers (pythrr) |
| --- | Beitar Jerusalem (Nicodemus1) | Nagashizzar Nobles (Malerun) | Hoofitzan Bullgrade (Cevap) | --- |
Sixteen | Seventeen | Eighteen | Nineteen | Twenty | |
| Nuts n’ Bolts (Cyrus-Havoc) | Arden Villa (Gordreg) | Hoofitzan Bullgrade (Cevap) | FC Kaiserslaughtering (Overhamsteren) | FC Kaiserslaughtering (Overhamsteren) |
| Hoofitzan Bullgrade (Cevap) | Bristol Reavers (Pythrr) | Swampsea City (DaCoach) | Barmbek Bloodletic (Meanandugl) | Watford Hornhits (Wotfudboy) |
| Lessta Citeh Effsea (GAZZATROT) | Burningham City (James_Probert) | Queens Park Ravagers (MonkyTonky) | Burningham City (James_Probert) | Fighting Talent (gibby33) |
| Swampsea City (DaCoach) | Ice Kings Ljicester FC (B_SIDE) | Hadjuk Blitz (DeZigma) | Scourgehampton (Erickan) | Daggerinhand Redbeards (Shades_Steelfist) |
| --- | Inter Jade Palace of Pain (FTJUK) | Tranmare Rovers (The_Demon) | Team Endzone FC (albinv) | Pro-Russia Dortmund (DatMonsta) |
| --- | --- | Fighting Talent (gibby33) | --- | Ragenham 'N Dedbridge (m0gw41) |
| Borussia Rottingbadback (Somertown) | Swampsea City (DaCoach) | Swampsea City (DaCoach) | Beitar Jerusalem (Nicodemus1) | Beitar Jerusalem (Nicodemus1) |
| Ice Kings Ljicester FC (B_Side) | Fulham Force (DukeTyrion) | Naoned Olympic Spiked Shoe (Subs) | Tranmare Rovers (The_Demon) | Watford Hornhits (Wotfudboy) |
--- | --- | --- | Houston Dynamo Rats (Azure) | Seattle Pounders (Stimme) | |
--- | --- | --- | Houston Dynamo Rats (Azure) | Columbus Death Crew (mrbibitte3) | |
--- | --- | --- | Seattle Pounders (stimme) | San Jose EarthQuakers (Bazakastine) | |
--- | --- | --- | FC Kaiserslaughtering (Europe) (Overhamsteren) | Seattle Pounders (North America) (Stimme) | |
Twenty One | Twenty Two | Twenty Three | Twenty Four | Twenty Five | |
| Watford Hornhits (Wotfudboy) | CA Bloca Juniors (Eusebio) | Pro-Russia Dortmund (DatMonsta) | Accrington Stanley Originals (uzkulak) | Pro-Russia Dortmund (DatMonsta) |
| Accrington Stanley Originals (uzkulak) | Pro-Russia Dortmund (DatMonsta) | Peterboroug Un-united (Throweck) | Glassjaw Strangers (krytie) | Ragenham 'N Dedbridge (m0gw41) |
| Daggerinhand Redbeards (Shades_Steelfist) | Madchester City XI (Valen) | Glassjaw Strangers (Krytie) | Real Club Celta de Vigo (amen0) | Celtic Chaotic (luxyluxo) |
| Fulham Fallen (DukeTyrion) | Emirate Stadium Swingers (easilyamused) | Real Club Celta de Vigo (amen0) | FC Rotten Bayern (dieter_h.) | Tsv 1860 München (cedric19) |
| Madchester City XI (Valen) | SpVgg Underhacking (Candlejack) | Cardiff Crusaders (billiebob) | Fiery Blossoms (Tesifonte) | Hellas Nurglona (awambawamb) |
| ☩ Arsenal ☩ (_NoA_) | ---- | Lizapool FC (Alcrab) | Tsv 1860 München (cedric19) | MFK Lokomotiv (subs) |
| Scourgehampton (Erickan) | Barmbek Bloodletic (Meanandugl) | Torpedo Wigan (geggster) | Watford Hornhits (Wotfudboy) | Pro-Russia Dortmund (DatMonsta) |
| Madchester City XI (Valen) | Le Zebre Toro (Garnak) | IpsWitch Town FC (Mav13shc) | Tsv 1860 München (cedric19) | Fulham Titans (DukeTyrion) |
Houston Dynamo Rats (Azure) | Houston Dynamo Rats (Azure) | Milan Gladiators (MrNomad) | Seattle Pounders (Stimme) | Columbus Death Crew (mrbibitte3) | |
Houston Dynamo Rats (Azure) | Seattle Pounders (Stimme) | Seattle Pounders (Stimme) | Seattle Pounders (Stimme) | Vancouver Whitewalkers (Pythrr) | |
Dayton Catenaccio (OTS) | Chimpanzee United (happygrue) | --- | --- | --- | |
Watford Hornhits (Wotfudboy) | CA Bloca Juniors (Eusebio) | ||||
Twenty Six | Twenty Seven | Twenty Eight | Twenty Nine | Thirty | |
| Pro-Russia Dortmund (DatMonsta) | Accrington Stanley Originals (uzkulak) | Pro-Russia Dortmund (DatMonsta) | Hellas Nurglona (awambawama) | Bristol Reavers (Pythrr) |
| Fulham Titans (DukeTyrion) | Tsv 1860 München (cedric19) | Hellas Nurglona (awambawamb) | Bristol Reavers (Pythrr) | 1990 Panini (flashman1234) |
| Tsv 1860 München (cedric19) | MFK Lokomotiv (Subs) | Olympique Skavenais (Zabriskie69) | 1990 Panini (flashman1234) | FC Greengolstadt (Candlejack) |
| Kill Marnockers (JackH) | Shrub Field Wednesday (Manzoo) | FC Greengolstadt (Candlejack) | PSV Enthoven (Medon) | --- |
| --- | De-throw-it FC (marksman0) | |||
| --- | Viking Olympic (jadawin91) | |||
| Tsv 1860 München (cedric19) | Tsv 1860 München (cedric19) | Hellas Nurglona (awambawamb) | Accrington Stanley Originals (uzkulak) | Hellas Nurglona (awambawamb) |
| Paris Simyin Gang Doofr | MFK Lokomotiv (subs) | Bristol Reavers (Pythrr) | Pro-Russia Dortmund (Datmonsta) | Barmbek Bloodletic (Meanandugl) |
Toronto AFC (thoralf) | Colorado Rabids (stimme) | ||||
Columbus Death Crew (mrbibitte3) | Columbus Death Crew (mrbibitte3) | ||||
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Pro-Russia Dortmund (DatMonsta) | |||||
31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | |
| Real Sociedead (SeraphimRed) | Sirius 1907ers (Goffmog) | Bristol Reavers (pythrr) | Oval Balls FTW (Purplegoo) | Oval Balls FTW (Purplegoo) |
| Sirius 1907ers (Goffmog) | Sylvania Villa (pml97) | InteRatzionale (cribbleobblepie) | Houston Rats (Azure) | Valencia Club de Futbol SAD (Tesifonte) |
| ZSKA Mozzkva (Skulll) | InteRatzionale (cribbleobblepie) | Houston Rats (Azure) | ZSKA Mozzkva (Skulll) | Shuddersfield Frown (Wilf) |
| Sylvania Villa (pml97) | Houston Rats (Azure) | Wolverhampton Wonderdead (G_Force) | Valencia Club de Futbol SAD (Tesifonte) | Bolton Wonderelf (DanTitan76) |
| --- | Lustria FC (OldGravyLeg) | Charlatan Athletic (Azrahn) | Shuddersfield Frown (Wilf) | Blockburn Rovers (Melmoth) |
| --- | --- | --- | --- | Larsenal (Borgen) |
| Pisa All Star (La_Yena) | Houston Rats (Azure) | ZSKA Mozzkva (Skulll) | Mummywell (gritter) | Larsenal (Borgen) |
| --- | --- | Charlatan Athletic (Azrahn) | Watford Khornets (Wotfudboy) | Watford Khornets (Wotfudboy) |
Rules
[1] Teams should be Football/Soccer themed
[2] Games usually take place Euro/UK evening time.(except for MLS/USL, with are NA TZed).
[3] 10 day rounds, scheduled league structure
[4] No more than 4 teams of any one race
[5] No being a dick!
[6] No resisting the Russo
[7] Tie breaker rule changed to Football League compliance (TD +/->TD for> Cas +/-> Cas for> head to head> coin toss).
[8] Top 3 teams get promoted, bottom 3 get relegated.
[9] You may use sponges, potions, snotling hunters, or whatever on your OBBA teams. Games may be played on the Birthday IF both coaches agree. We like these things.
[10] Optional rules in use in OBBA/MLS:
Piling on Nerf (Piling On does not stack with other skills that modify armour or injury rolls.)
Stunty Buff (Right Stuff prevents the Tackle skill when blocked.)
Fouling Buff: (+1 to AV roll when fouling player is not interfered with (I guess this means not in a TZ))
[11] On things not covered by these rules, Pythrr will speak.
[12] Squirrels.
currently banned coaches
The Honour Roll
Only legends, whether active, retired or dead, may enter the OBBA Hall of Fame. Coaches should supply the link and a small bio for their player to be listed.
Legendary Players - Active
(alphabetical order)
Aljoša Asanovic | High Elf Thrower of Hajduk Blitz. Skill rolls: Leader, Block, Sure Hands, Dodge, Accurate, +AG. 6-time OBBA Golden Glove Award Winner. Quarterback Badge owner. |
 Gudjohnsen | Orc Blitzer of B'ORCalona. Skill rolls: Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow, +AG, Strip Ball, Kick. |
 Hen Azriel | Werewolf of Beitar Jerusalem. Skill rolls: Block, Dodge, Tackle, Diving Tackle, +AG, Jump Up. Currently the highest SPP in OBBA... but misses his sidekick Ariel Harush. |
 Ross Jenkins III | Bull Centaur of Watford Hornhits. Skill rolls: Block, Dodge, Tackle, +AG, Side Step, Mighty Blow. |
Legendary Players - Dead or Retired
(sorted by spp)
The Duke | Orc Blitzer of Bristol Reavers (619 spps). Skill rolls: +ST, Mighty Blow, +AG, +AG, Leap, Strip Ball, Dodge. Formally elected 'Teh Sexiest Player of OBBA'. After a long and distinguished carrer at Bristol Reavers, The Duke signed on a free transfer to Bath City Bladuds where he only played 11 games, picking up just 1 MVP. Eventually he was released (in a permanent sort of way) from Bath City Bladuds and ended his career at CA Bloca Juniors, where he was involved in a further 13 games until he career was finally (finally, finally) brought to a close by the Houston Dynamo Rats. |
 Ariel Harush | Necromantic Werewolf of Beitar Jerusalem (357 spps). Skill rolls: Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Piling On, Tackle, Side Step. |
 Christian Alvarez | Necromantic Flesh Golem of Beitar Jerusalem (151 games/209 spps). Skill rolls: Block, Guard, +ST, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle, Tackle. |
 Steven Davis | Pestigor of Glassjaw Strangers (80 games /209 spps). +AG, +ST, +MA statfreak with 44 career touchdowns. |
Michel Vorm | Slann Blitzer of Swampsea City (199 spps). Skill rolls: Block, Dodge, +AG, Side Step, Tackle, Mighty Blow. Among other achievements, he was instrumental in Swampsea's back to back Cup triumphs on seasons 17 and 18. |
 John Barnes | John Barnes of Watford Hornhits (197 spps). Skill rolls: Guard, Mighty Blow, Piling On, Dauntless, Fend, Grab, -MA, -MA. 71 CAS in 155 games. John Barnes served the Wotfud Hornhits from their inception in season 10 through to season 25 where, following a second -ma, he joined the coaching staff. Over his 155 matches (missing only 4 through serious injury) he gained 197 SPP, dishing out 800 blocks, making 2 casualty hat tricks, one against the Undead Tranmare Rovers and the other (4 cas's) vs the Necromantic Nuts n' Bolts. His skills were nothing special, with just Guard, Mighty Blow, Piling On, Dauntless, Fend and Grab but his art was simply being reliable and surviving. The fans will long remember him. |
| Roger the Elf-Goat | Pestigor of Bath City Bladuds (185 spp). Skill rolls: Claw, Mighty Blow, +AG, Piling On, Block, Frenzy. Played for 9 seasons as part of the Bath City Bladuds lineup that killed The Duke and ended Bristol Reavers domination of OBBA. He played 72 games over 9 seasons, killing 7 opponents, scoring 21 touchdowns and gaining 4 cas-trick awards and a genocidal maniac award. Sadly died tripping over his own shoelaces in the very next game against the Reavers. Not a fitting end for such a crowd favourite. |
 Boukary Drame | Wight of Real Sociedead (93 games / 179 spps). Skill rolls: Sure Hands, Tackle, +AG, Strip Ball, Dodge, +MA. |
Legendary Teams
Legendary teams have won at least three Prem titles, or played at least 100 games, or did something other legendary, or are voted in at the end of the season. How to actually get on the list remains a mystery. It has something to do with bribing George.
Oval Balls FTW | High Elf team coached by Purplegoo (71 games, 3 Premiership Titles). The egg-chasers entered OBBA to "show you lot how it is done", and went on to establish a dominance that led to 3 Premiership Titles over 5 glorious years (Season 4, 5, and 8). During their 3 Title-winning seasons, few teams could live with them. Their one regret must have been never to have won a cup, but I don't think Purplegoo really held with "that end of season nonsense." |
Bristol Reavers | Orc team coached by Pythrr (200+ games, 4 Premiership Titles). Led by their famous player The Duke, these Orcs won 4 premiership titles. As the team is still active, more titles might follow... |
Fulham Titans | Dwarf team coached by DukeTyrion (35 games, 1 Premiership Title, 1 League One Title, 1 Conference Title, 1 League Cup). In their first season the Titans won the Conference, and the League Cup, and were double promoted. In their Second Season they won League One, and were again double promoted. In their Third Season they Won the Premiership. They bowed out at the top, having won every league they took part in having gone from Rookies to Premier Champions in 3 seasons. |
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The Sin Bin
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End of Season Awards, Season 29
| OBBA Season 29 - Golden Ball | |||||
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| Pos. | Name | Team | SPP | MVP | |
| 1 | Salinas | Dream Team Barcelona | 54 | 0 | |
| 2 | Baresi | 1990 Panini | 45 | 3 | |
| 3 | Ariel Harush the 2nd | Beitar Jerusalem | 43 | 5 | |
| 4 | Caniggia | 1990 Panini | 35 | 1 | |
| 5 | Spartacus | Portland Dragons | 32 | 2 | |
| OBBA Season 29 - Golden Shoe | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pos. | Name | Team | TD | Rushing yards | |
| 1 | Salinas | Dream Team Barcelona | 18 | 99 | |
| 2 | Baresi | 1990 Panini | 10 | 149 | |
| 3 | Luca Cecchin | Hellas Nurglona | 9 | 122 | |
| 4 | Applejack Sid | Bristol Reavers | 9 | 141 | |
| 5 | Sura | Portland Dragons | 8 | 85 | |
| OBBA Season 29 - Golden Tackler | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pos. | Name | Team | CAS | Blocks | |
| 1 | Caniggia | 1990 Panini | 15 | 68 | |
| 2 | Emil Hallfreðsson | Hellas Nurglona | 11 | 59 | |
| 3 | Spartacus | Portland Dragons | 11 | 78 | |
| 4 | Klinsmann | 1990 Panini | 9 | 63 | |
| 5 | Bilbo Bob | Bristol Reavers | 9 | 66 | |
| OBBA Season 29 - Golden Glove | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pos. | Name | Team | Cps | Passing yards | |
| 1 | Nikola Karabatic | Paris Simyin Gang | 10 | 47 | |
| 2 | Nuri Sawhinovitsch | Pro-Russia Dortmund | 9 | 40 | |
| 3 | Yahg | Barnsley Rovers | 8 | 48 | |
| 4 | Romario III | Dream Team Barcelona | 7 | 28 | |
| 5 | Nadal | Dream Team Barcelona | 7 | 12 | |
| OBBA Season 27 - Foul Play Trophy | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pos. | Name | Team | Fouls | Turns | |
| 1 | Dean Killy | Bury'd | 22 | 71 | |
| 2 | Doug Daniels | Accrington Stanley Originals | 20 | 71 | |
| 3 | Brede Hangeland | Fulham Titans | 16 | 108 | |
| 4 | Sally I'm a Guy Really | Bristol Reavers | 15 | 67 | |
| 5 | Martin Vazquez II | Real Mad Rid | 15 | 75 | |
Former OBBA Award Winners
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season | Golden Ball (SPP, MVP) | Golden Shoe (TD) | Golden Tackler (CAS) | Golden Glove (Cp) | Foul Play Trophy (fouls) | Coach of the Season |
| 29 | Salinas SPP 54, MVP 0 (Dream Team Barcelona) | Salinas TD 18, turn 99 (Dream Team Barcelona) | Caniggia CAS 15, blocks 68 (1990 Panini) | Nikola Karabatic Cp 10, passing 47 (Paris Simyin Gang) | Dean Killy fouls 22, turns 71 (Bury'd) | … |
| 28 | Andrev Schürlek SPP 49, MVP 3 (Pro-Russia Dortmund) | Salinas TD 11, turn 78 (Dream Team Barcelona) | Manolo Sanchís CAS 11, blocks 66 (Real Mad Rid) | Nuri Sawhinovitsch Cp 12, passing 83 (Pro-Russia Dortmund) | Coutiho V fouls 29, turns 100 (Hellas Nurglona) | … |
| 27 | Petar Skuletic SPP 36, MVP 2 (MFK Lokomotiv) | Salinas TD 9, rush 134 (Dream Team Barcelona) | Marius Duhnke CAS 9, blocks 64 (SpVgg Underhacking) | Nikola Karabatic Cp 14, passing 47 (Paris Simyin Gang) | Tommy Butler fouls 20, turns 104 (Accrington Stanley Originals) | … |
| 26 | Stephanie Hain SPP 81, MVP 0 (Tsv 1860 München) | Stephanie Hain TD 26, rush 213 (Tsv 1860 München) | Jefferson Montero CAS 14, blocks 87 (Swampsea City) | Maurice Leader Cp 16, passing 32 (BCB Borussia Orcmund) | Mathias Ortega fouls 25, turns 46 (Paris Simyin Gang) | … |
| Petar Skuletic SPP 44, MVP 1 (MFK Lokomotiv) | Applejack Sid TD 11, rush 237 (Bristol Reavers) | Khabro CAS 11, blocks 79 (Torpedo Wigan) | Aljoša Asanovic Cp 11, passing 53 (Hajduk Blitz) | Lichtsteiner fouls 34, turns 87 (Bury'd) | … | |
| Ross Jenkins III 37 SPP, MVP 3 (Watford Hornhits) | Marco Esteban Soria TD 8, rush 152 (CA Bloca Juniors) | Marius Duhnke CAS 11, blocks 79 (SpVgg Underhacking) | Aljoša Asanovic Cp 15, passing 55 (Hajduk Blitz) | Lichtsteiner fouls 29, turns 68 (Bury'd) | … | |
| Ruud van Nistelrooij SPP 41, MVP 3 (PSV Enthoven) | Mane the Second! TD 13, rush 218 (Vancouver WHITE Walkers) | Boukary Drame CAS 13, blocks 68 (Ratalanta BC) | Aljoša Asanovic Cp 13, passing 71 (Hajduk Blitz) | Heidar Helguson II fouls 34, turns 67 (Watford Hornhits) | … | |
| Applejack Sid (Bristol Reavers) | Luther Blissett IV (Watford Hornhits) | Khan'Ur Crasher (Philadelphia WAAAGH!) | Royston Drenthe II (Silver Wardens FC) | Lloyd Sam (New Jórvík Red Wolves) | … | |
| Ross Jenkins III SPP 54 (Watford Hornhits) | Ross Jenkins III (Watford Hornhits) | Gudjohnsen (B'ORCalona) | Tomer Swisa (Beitar Jerusalem) | Gianluca Zambrotta (B'ORCalona) | … | |
| Louis Nom Nom Suarez (Ragenham 'N Dedbridge) | Louis Nom Nom Suarez (Ragenham 'N Dedbridge) | Roel Brouwers (Borussia Rottingbadback) | Aljoša Asanovic (Hajduk Blitz) | Idan Tal (Beitar Jerusalem) | … | |
| The Duke (Bristol Reavers) | Calen Carr (Houston Dynamo Rats) | Dynamo Meatclobber (Team Endzone FC) | #12 Josh Saunders (LA Galaxy [OBBA MLS]) | Idan Tal (Beitar Jerusalem) | … | |
| Michu (Swansleaf City) | Michu (Swansleaf City) | Ivica Iliev (Hooftizan Bullgrade) | Aljoša Asanovic (Hajduk Blitz) | Heidar Helguson II (Watford Hornhits) | … | |
| Clint Dempsey (Fulham Force) | Giles Barnes (Houston Dynamo Rats) | Ariel Harush (Beitar Jerusalem) | Aljoša Asanovic Cps 15, pass 41 (Hajduk Blitz) | Kar'samirruth Fouls 30 (Arden Villa) | … | |
| Butragueno (Real Dread) | John Whitehouse (Nuts n' Bolts) | Ariel Harush (Beitar Jerusalem) | Josh Lillis (Scunthorc United) | Idan Tal (Beitar Jerusalem) | … | |
| The Duke (Bristol Reavers) | The Duke (Bristol Reavers) | Ariel Harush CAS 18 (Beitar Jerusalem) | Edward Upson ii (ItsLich Town) | Liam Fox (Nuts n' Bolts) | … | |
| The Duke (Bristol Reavers) | Charghless Nazz'zogbia (Arden Villa) | Schiliyant P'ztrov (Arden Villa) | Edward Upson ii (ItsLich Town) | Owen Garvan (ItsLich Town) | … | |
| EricBlack SPP 43, MVP 1 (FurryBootsCity) | EricBlack Td10, Rush 196 (FurryBootsCity | ArielHarush Cas17, Blocks 47 (BeitarJerusalem) | Alexander Bugger-ah Cmp9, Pass 8 (FCKaiserslaughtering) | stoichkov Fouls 15,Cas 0 (bulgarystars II) | … | |
| LeeGrimfist Holmes SPP 33, MVP 1 (SouthlandSaints) | SimonCox Td8, Rush 125 (WestBromwich Foulbion) | IshmelDemon Cas12, Blocks 67 (DarkpoolFootball Club) | EdwardUpson ii Cmp 12, Pass 30 (ItsLichTown) | AlainCrouton Fouls 16,Cas 0 (BCSan-Nuffle) | DragonsMaw | |
| StephMcFeel SPP31, MVP 2 (CardiffBlue Birds) | HenAzriel Td 7, Rush 85 (BeitarJerusalem) | StephMcFeel Cas 9, Blocks 51 (CardiffBlue Birds) | AviramBaruchyan Cmp 12 Pass 21 (Beitar Jerusalem) | KevinPhillips Fouls 23, Cas 1 (BurninghamCity) | vicius | |
 | Diaby'olical SPP 35, MVP 1 (ManmanglertonUnited FC) | Diaby'olical Td 10, Rush 150 (ManmanglertonUnited FC) | Delfroukush Cas 9, Blocks 53 (ArdenVilla) | Oguchi Onyewu Cmp 9, Pass 34 (MilanGladiators) | Steve Kember Fouls 17, Cas 1 (Mooncalfville86ers) | SeraphimRed |
 | Delfroukush SPP 28, MVP 0 (ArdenVilla) | The Duke Td 5, Rush 139 (Bristol Reavers) | Delfroukush Cas 14, Blocks 78 (ArdenVilla) | Louis Flopper Cmp 8, Pass 10 (BCSan-Nuffle) | Gary Bare CraniumMcCallister Fouls 22, Cas 0 (West Ham Unitedead) | DukeTyrion |
 | God SPP 28, MVP 1 (Aberdoom) | God Td 7, Rush 186 (Aberdoom) | Mikel Labaka Zuriarrain Cas 6, Blocks 63 (RealSociedead) | Igor Kornejev Cmp 7, Pass 14 (Druchiioord) | Iñaki Bea Fouls 22, Cas 0 (RoyalValhalladolik) | … |
 | Andy Johnson SPP 35, MVP 1 (FulhamFleet) | Andy Johnson Td 9, Rush 73 (FulhamFleet) | Pedro Lopez Cas 8, Blocks 50 (RoyalValhalladolik) | Betina Sticks Cmp 11, Pass 49 (EssetesfordTown) | Wayne Brown Fouls 24, Cas 0 (HullUnderCity BBC) | G_Force |
 | Super' MickeyConroy SPP 36, MVP 1 (FulhamFleet) | Super' MickeyConroy Td 9, Rush 96 (FulhamFleet) | Gudjohnsen Cas 8, Blocks 37 (B'ORCalona) | Tight Spirals Cmp 11, Pass -1 (OvalBalls FTW) | Jotr Bananakick Fouls 21, Cas 0 (ZSKAMozzkva) | Russo |
 | Ryan Cochrane SPP 29, MVP 1 (HoustonRats) | Kris Bleed II Td 7, Rush 28 (GlasgowRearrangers) | Ryan Cochrane Cas 12, Blocks 57 (HoustonRats) | Seamuseth Kellydor Cmp 11, Pass 39 (LongSword Thrust BBC) | Rubén Baraja Vegas Fouls 21, Cas 0 (ValenciaClub de Futbol SAD) | PurpleGoo |
 | El-Hadji Diouf & Ryan Cochrane SPP 30, MVP 2 | El-Hadji Diouf Td 6, Rush 82 (BoltonWonderelf) | David Beckham Cas 11, Blocks 83 (LA Galaxy) | Júlio César Cmp 15, Pass 59 (BBC Internazionale Milano) | Edmílson Fouls 24, Cas 1 (B'ORCalona) | Purplegoo |
 | Marcus Allbäck SPP 33, MVP 3 (FCKislevhagen) | John Terry Td 6, Rush 151 (Chelsea Destroyers) | Andy Reid Cas 9, Blocks 66 (CharlatanAthletic) | Júlio César Cmp 15, Pass 36 (BBC Internazionale Milano) | Edmílson Fouls 21, Cas 0 (B'ORCalona) | G_Force |
 | Zlatan Ibrahimovic SPP 50, MVP 0 (InterRatzionale) | Zlatan Ibrahimovic Td 14, Rush 162 (InterRatzionale) | Gustav Segerström Cas 9, Blocks 46 (Sirius1907ers) | Stuart Holden Cmp 13, Pass 15 (Houston Rats) | Marco Gonzalez Fouls 27, Cas 1 (InterRatzionale | Azure |
 | The Duke SPP 28, MVP 1 (BristolReavers) | Jay Bothroyd Td 6, Rush 143 (Werewolverhampton Wanderers) | Roberta Taylor Cas 8, Blocks 53 (West Bromwitch Albion) | Jose Reina Cmp 17, Pass 68 (Lifrig-Pool Luchadors) | Ryan Green Fouls 10, Cas 0 (Bristol Reavers) | … |