USWFL -United States Whiskey Finger League “Small Potatoes League”
Founded by John Bassett Stupoff and Ronald Trumpkin (brother of the President).
The League is sponsored by Trumpkin’s Presidental Irish Potato Whiskey.
The league unable to compete with the bigger leagues decided to find smaller venues to play their games.The League will start with 4 teams:

Centralia PA. population (6)
Humansville MO. (1,048)
Anahola HI. (2,223)
Nome AK. (3,841)

League Rules
Salary Cap 500,000 (1/2 what big leagues start with)
5 on 5 football on a soccer size field
Roster Size up to 10 (all teams will have 6 in the 1st season except Centralia 7)
2 reroll max
All players must be human except Centralia was granted 1 non human who must be lowest pay player in the league.
Each team will get 1 dirty trick per game, 2 kegs of Trumpkin’s Finest and 2 free doctor visits.
No replacement players during a season if you don’t have 5 players you play short handed.
No Ties sudden death overtime.
Player names only on uniforms of the skill players.(Except Centralia)
Sponsor names on the regular players uniforms.

Season#1 Final Standings
Anahola Amazons 10-0-0 30 pts
Humansville Humans 7-3-0 21 pts
Nome Norsemen 2-8-0 6 pts
Centralia Chaos Pact 1-9-0 3 pts

State of the League Season#1
USFWL Players Union Members=25 Deaths=2 Returning=23 Imports=1

Team Stats(I) G R B P F SPP CP TD IN CS REC DEATHS
ANAHOLA 10 3140 277 600 12 183 21 22 1 22 10-0-0 0
HUMANSVILLE 10 3210 244 550 8 144 13 21 0 9 7-3-0 0
NOME 10 3180 257 680 6 109 23 8 1 5 2-8-0 2
CENTRALIA(1) 10 2380 226 210 14 83 8 5 0 5 1-9-0 0
TOTAL/AVG(1) 10 2977 251 510 10 130 16 14 1 10 20 2

CO MVPS=John Brynteson(Nome-Fans) Prince George Humehume(Anahola-Players)
Rest of the All Stars= James B Potter(Humansville) Princess Kekauonohi(Anahola)
Edgar Buchanan(Humansville)
Linewomen of the Year=Pacific Island Advertising(Anahola)
6th Woman Award=Harriet Kawahinekipi(Anahola)
Import Player of the Year=The Green Jackie Robinson(Centralia)


Season#2
All 4 teams made money while spending enough to double their team value.
Post Seasons changes
14 new teams
New Salary Cap 1,000,000 for existing teams 500,000 new teams + 500,000 entry fee
No Overtime
Import rule change to 1 player any value and as many as you want on lineman contracts.
All teams must hire their own doctors after 1st season.
Team. TV. Treasury
Anahola 1000k 540k
Humansville 1000k 450k
Centralia 1000k 80k
Nome 950k 20k
Rest(14) 500k 0k

Centralia PA. population (6)
Viking MN (104)
Hyannis Port MA. (573)
Granada CO. (640)
Orcacoke NC (948)
Humansville MO. (1,048)
Culebra PR. (1,818)
Lone Pine CA. (2,035)
Maria Stein OH. (2,135)
Anahola HI. (2,223)
Nome AK. (3,841)
West Columbia TX. (3,905)
Silver Springs FL. (10,372)
Mt Vernon VA. (12,416)
Robbinsville Twp NJ. (14,757)
Westford MA. (24,310)
Eagle Pass TX. (26,255)
Brighton Beach NY (35,547)

Season#2 Final Standings
Humansville Humans 7-0-3 24 pts
Nome Norsemen 7-1-2 23 pts
Culebra Tsunami 6-1-3 21 pts
Anahola Amazons 6-2-2 20 pts
West Columbia Six Nations 6-2-2 20 pts
Mount Vernon Presidentals 6-4-0 18 pts
Centralia Chaos Pact 5-3-2 17 pts
Maria Stein Sisters 4-4-2 14 pts
Brighton Beach Cossacks 4-4-2 14 pts
Granada Nippon 3-4-3 12 pts
Robbinsville Township Inds 3-5-2 11 pts
Eagle Pass Border Princes 2-3-5 11 pts
Westford Knights Templar 2-5-3 9 pts
Hyannis Port Kennedys 2-5-3 9 pts
Viking Valkrie 2-5-3 9 pts
Lone Pine Bedouins 2-6-2 8 pts
Orcacoke Pirates 2-7-1 7 pts
Silver Springs Safari 1-9-0 3 pts

Potato Bowl Humansville 2 Nome 1 @ Anahola 35,000

State of the League Season#2
USWFL Players Union Members=117 Deaths=8 Returning=107 Retired=2 New Hires=92 Imports=7

Team Stats G R B P F SPP CP TD IN CS REC P-I DEATHS
HUMANSVILLE 10 4380 211 890 22 191 26 29 0 14 7-0-3 7-0 0
NOME 10 3890 259 1040 42 172 26 24 0 12 7-1-2 9-1 0
CULEBRA 10 3990 226 570 10 129 12 19 0 5 6-1-3 6-0 0
ANAHOLA 10 3290 215 900 17 182 30 24 1 14 6-2-2 6-0 1
WEST COLUMBIA 10 3720 196 570 12 155 27 22 0 6 6-2-2 6-0 0
MOUNT VERNON 10 3590 221 470 17 146 14 20 0 11 6-4-0 6-0 1
CENTRALIA 10 3370 262 1190 14 124 20 12 1 8 5-3-2 10-4 0
MARIE STEIN 10 3260 244 310 23 150 9 17 2 18 4-4-2 6-0 0
BRIGHTON BEACH 10 3070 220 360 13 122 9 15 2 7 4-4-2 6-0 0
GRANADA 10 3590 193 790 13 124 17 13 0 9 3-4-3 6-0 0
ROBBINSVILLE 10 3620 228 480 21 137 18 15 0 12 3-5-2 6-1 1
EAGLE PASS 10 3080 196 200 13 105 8 13 1 3 2-3-5 6-0 1
WESTFORD 10 2960 193 160 14 93 5 10 0 4 2-5-3 6-0 1
HYANNIS PORT 10 3060 221 510 18 123 15 12 0 11 2-5-3 6-0 0
VIKING 10 2430 215 580 18 116 11 9 3 11 2-5-3 6-0 1
LONE PINE 10 3110 212 470 18 100 11 9 0 6 2-6-2 6-0 2
ORCACOKE 10 2960 212 480 19 107 14 11 0 5 2-7-1 7-0 0
SILVER SPRINGS 10 2430 126 300 3 100 11 9 1 5 1-9-0 6-1 2(1)
TOTAL/AVG 10

CO MVPS=Shobhan Bantwai (Robbinsville)(-Fans) James B Potter(Humansville)(Players)
Rest of the All Stars= George Washington(Mt Vernon) Edward Clark (West Columbia) Jafet Lindeberg (Nome)
6th Player Award= Harriet Kawahinekipi(Anahola)
Linemen of the Year=Cafe Glechik (Brighton Beach)
Import Player of the Year=Ravana (Robbinsville)
2nd Team All-Stars=Joseph Patrick Jr (Hannis Port) Mother Millicent Mary (Marie Stein) Mike Honda (Granada) Col. James M Frazier (Humansville) Rio Grande Robin Hood (Eagle Pass)
3rd Team All-Stars=Edgar Buchanan (Humansville) Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna (West Columbia) Cafe Glechik (Brighton Beach) Thomas Posey (Mount Vernon) John Brynteson(Nome)

Season#2 Ending TV & Treasury
Humansville 1500 880
Nome 1460 370
Centralia 1440 220
Anahola 1390 780
Marie Stein 1200 210
West Columbia 1200 210
Viking 1180 100
Granada 1170 220
Brighton Beach 1170 100
Culebra 1150 340
Mount Vernon 1130 130
Robbinsville 1110 250
Orcacoke 1100 90
Hyannis Port 1070 250
Eagle Pass 1060 60
Westford 1050 100
Silver Springs 980 30
Lone Pine 950 20

Season#3 changes
Expansion to the north
8 Canadian teams will play as a separate unity for 1st season
Canadians use non import rule- each team must have 3 Tilea(Canadian) players except Toronto teams
2 expansion teams for USWFL 500 k cap
18 returning teams 1.5 m cap
New definition of import = any non human ; human is 50% human aka Ogre is human 50% giant 50% human
Two new teams 1/2 orc 1/2 elf are considered all human
Only 1 import per team
BlueGreen Laws in FL, NJ, PA allow unlimited imports -teams must have 5 humans
Roster size reduced from 10 to 8 exemptions for Centralia and Nome
All non expansion teams will play with 8 except Lone Pine and Humansville 7 each

New Teams
Bruce Mines ON (566)
King’s Point NL (659)
Snow Lake MB (730)
Campobello Island NB (925)
Unity SK (2,573)
Three Hills AB (3,212)
Forestville QC (3,270)
Orcas WA (5,387)
Elfers FL (13,161)
Thorncliffe Park ON (30,000)


Season#3
CWFL Final Standings
Thorncliffe Park 10-0-0 30 pts
King’s Point. 9-0-1 28
Snow Lake 6-2-2 20
Bruce’s. 6-2-2 20
Three Hills 1-5-4 7
Unity 1-8-1 4
Campobello 1-9-0 3
Forestville 1-9-0 3

State of the League
CWFL Players Union Members=58(32) Deaths=5(2) Returning=52 Retired=1 Imports=26(11)
CWFL Stats
Team Stats(NC) G R B P F SPP CP TD IN CS REC P-C-I DEATHS
Thorncliffe(6) 10 3990 253 810 13 166 18 24 1 12 10-0-0 7-1-3 1
King's Point(3)10 5500 277 690 23 213 25 34 0 18 9-0-1 6-3-3 0
Snow Lake(4) 10 3430 252 560 20 160 19 21 0 14 6-2-2 7-3-0 1
Bruce Mines(3) 10 2690 224 150 23 137 7 16 0 16 6-2-2 7-4-3 0
Three Hills(4) 10 3610 261 810 5 133 21 14 0 10 1-5-4 8-4-0 0
Unity(0) 10 2980 241 350 19 87 11 6 0 4 1-8-1 9-9-0 1
Campobello(4) 10 2230 240 310 11 102 11 5 0 13 1-9-0 7-3-0 0
Forestville(2) 10 1940 186 140 19 88 7 5 0 8 1-9-0 7-5-2 2

Season#3 Ending TV & Treasury
King's Point 1430 350
Thorncliffe 1430 50
Bruce Mines 1300 180
Snow Lake 1200 220
Three Hills 1160 110
Campobello 1060 170
Forestville 890 230
Unity 810 290

USWFL Stats
Team Stats G R B P F SPP CP TD IN CS REC(PTS) P-I DEATHS
HUMANSVILLE 10 4640 221 1450 15 193 25 28 3 14 7-2-1(22) 7-0 1
CULEBRA 10 3660 238 800 10 154 21 19 0 13 6-2-2(20) 8-0 0
COSSACKS 10 3480 225 890 22 149 17 18 4 10 5-0-5(20) 8-1 0
ANAHOLA 10 3840 232 1580 16 152 23 21 0 8 6-2-2(20) 8-0 0
WEST COLUMBIA 10 5080 218 880 14 171 32 25 1 6 6-3-1(19) 8-0 0
SISTERS 10 3540 288 400 19 136 8 14 0 18 5-2-3(18) 8-0 1
KENNEDYS 10 3940 263 410 22 128 13 17 0 7 5-3-2(17) 8-0 0
ORCACOKE 10 5340 251 590 29 180 19 23 1 20 5-4-1(16) 8-0 0
ROBBINSVILLE 10 3010 266 340 20 120 10 14 0 9 3-2-5(14) 8-2 0
BEDOUINS 10 3630 269 630 19 132 17 15 1 9 4-4-2(14) 7-0 0
NOME 10 3870 269 960 24 141 23 18 1 6 4-4-2(14) 9-1 0
MT VERNON 10 3860 229 440 10 130 12 16 0 10 4-5-1(13) 8-0 1
CENTRALIA 10 3430 280 1360 11 139 28 13 1 10 4-5-1(13) 10-5 0
GRANADA 10 3850 222 460 18 136 14 16 0 12 3-4-3(12) 8-0 1
SILVER SPRINGS 10 3450 230 580 30 121 15 12 1 9 2-3-5(11) 8-3 0
WESTFORD 10 2850 194 520 7 118 14 12 0 9 2-5-3(9) 8-0 4
EAGLE PASS 10 3410 254 710 21 121 16 13 1 7 2-6-2(8) 8-0 0
HALF-ELVES 10 3630 205 1250 11 131 23 14 0 8 1-5-4(7) 6-0 0
VIKING 10 3590 264 670 8 140 19 13 0 16 0-6-4(4) 8-0 0
HALF-ORCS 10 2310 213 0 19 96 1 5 0 15 1-8-1(4) 6-0 0

CO MVPS=Calico Jack Rackham (Orcacoke)(-Fans) Edward Clark (West Columbia)(Players)
Rest of the All Stars= Jafet Lindeberg (Nome) Edgar Buchanan (Humansvile) Harriet Kawahinekipi (Anahola)
6th Player Award= Nettie Stevens (Westford)
Linemen of the Year=Volna (Brighton Beach)
Import Player of the Year=The Silver River Monkey Man (Silver Springs)
2nd Team All-Stars=Edward Teach “Blackbeard” (Orcacoke) Leif Ericson (Viking) John Fitzgerald “Jack” (Hannis Port) George Washington(Mt Vernon) Mother Millicent Mary (Marie Stein)
2nd Team 6th Man Award-Levi D. Eiland (Elfers) & James B Potter (Humansville)
3rd Team All-Stars=James Human (Humansville) Miguel Diestro (Culebra)Volna (Brighton Beach) Bonnie Hynoski(Centralia) Paul Knutson(Viking) Vice Admiral Henry Kellett (Orcas)

USWFL Players Union Members=157 Deaths=8 Returning=142 New Hires= Retired=7 Imports=11
Season#3 Ending TV & Treasury
Humansville 1800 1170
Nome 1800 790
Centralia 1700 730
Anahola 1680 1110
Brighton Beach 1590 690
West Columbia 1560 720
Culebra 1550 890
Orcacoke 1550 530
Eagle Pass 1510 410
Viking 1530 560
Robbinsville 1450 710
Marie Stein 1450 510
Granada 1410 570
Silver Springs 1400 460
Lone Pine 1390 360
Hyannis Port 1360 710
Mount Vernon 1300 390
Westford 1200 260
Elfers 1180 140
Orcas 1010 10

SEASON#4 Changes
Expansion World Wide-Japan, England & 2 US teams
The 8 Canadian teams will merge with the USWFL
1 team relocated Westford to Syria
The Wizards Guild of America will sponsor 4 teams of elementals which will be considered human but will receive no medical treatment.
This brings league to 36 teams which will be divided into 2 Conferences of 18. (Eastern US & Western US/World)
The USWFL will buy 50% of the new WWWFL-World Wide Whiskey Finger League, a halfling league. Halfling will have human status but there are some issues that need to be worked out.
Canadians use non import rule- each team must have 4 Tilea(Canadian) players except Toronto teams
Expansion teams for USWFL 500 k cap
28 returning teams 1.8 m cap
Definition of import = any non human ; human is 50% human aka Ogre is human 50% giant 50% human
Only 1 import per team
BlueGreen Laws in FL, NJ, PA allow unlimited imports -teams must have 5 humans
Roster size expanded for all teams to 9-Centralia must cut down
WWWFL
Huma County China 340,000 Pixie
Boise Idaho 226,570 Dryad
Mirnyy Russia 37,188 Brownie
Colniza Brazil 36,161 Pygmy
Castelli Argentina 27,201 Halfling
Aru DR Congo 26,290 Pygmy
Saiha India 25,110 Halfling
Quesnel Canada 10,007 Pixie
Taba Padang Indonesia 1645 Spite
Daintree Australia 129 Halfling

EXPANSION AND RELOCATED USWWFL
Northern Nomads Manchester England 545,500
Wakkanai Japan 34,340
New Smyrna Beach FL 25,796
Watertown SD 21,482
Air Force Academy CO 18,455
Arwad Syria 4403
Fire Island NY 491
Jamestown VA 214
Earth City MO 6

Season#4
WWWFL Final Standings
Boise 9-1-0 27pts
Mirnyy 6-2-2 20pts
Kawahiva 6-4-0 18pts
Quesnel 5-2-3 18pts
Huma 5-5-0 15pts
Daintree 4-5-1 13pts
Saiha 4-6-0 12pts
Aru 3-5-2 11pts
Taba Padang2-7-1 7pts
Castelli 1-8-1 4pts

WWWFL
Team Stats G R B P F SPP CP TD IN CS REC DEATHS
Boise 10 3090 182 220 36 147 8 19 1 15 9-1-0 0
Mirnyy 10 3250 159 90 36 139 5 18 1 14 6-2-2 0
Kawahiva 10 3300 149 430 31 145 15 18 1 12 6-4-0 0
Quesnel 10 3640 168 50 35 122 1 15 1 12 5-2-3 2
Huma 10 2920 129 320 23 128 9 11 1 17 5-5-0 0
Daintree 10 2270 125 540 11 127 13 10 0 17 4-5-1 0
Saiha 10 1610 111 120 26 89 4 9 0 4 4-6-0 3
Aru 10 2930 144 40 19 108 2 12 0 10 3-5-2 1
Taba Padang 10 2050 132 20 27 110 3 9 1 14 2-7-1 0
Castelli 10 1500 98 0 12 87 2 5 0 10 1-8-1 3

State of the League Season#4
WWWFL Players Union Members=64 Deaths=9 Returning=55 Retired=0 New Hires=33


USWFL Season#4
Eastern Conference Western Conference
Humansville. 8-0-1 25pts Granada 8-0-1 25pts
King’s Point. 8-0-1 25pts Lone Pine 7-2-0 21pts
Mt. Vernon 7-2-0 21pts Nome 6-1-2 20pts
Elfers 6-1-2 20pts West Columbia 6-2-1 19pts
Orcacoke 6-2-1 19pts Arwad Island 6-3-0 18pts
Robbinsville 6-2-1. 19pts Anahola 5-1-3 18pts
Thorncliffe 4-2-3 15pts Culebra 5-3-1 16pts
Silver Springs 4-3-2 14pts Three Hills 5-4-0 15pts
Hyannis Port 4-3-2. 14pts Viking 4-4-1 13pts
Maria Stein 4-4-1 13pts Eagle Pass 3-3-3 12pts
Brighton Beach 3-3-3 12pts Snow Lake 3-4-2 11pts
Centralia 2-4-3 9pts Bruce Mines 3-6-0 9pts
Fire Island. 3-6-0 9pts Unity 2-5-2 8pts
Jamestown 2-6-1 7pts Orcas 2-6-1 7pts
Forestville 2-7-0 6pts Wakkanai 1-4-4 7pts
Campobello 0-7-2 2pts Northern 1-6-2 5pts
New Smyrna. 0-8-1 1pt Air Force 1-7-1 4pts
Earth City 0-9-0 0pt Watertown 1-8-0 3pts

18 Bowl Games were played
State of the League
USWFL Players Union Members=301 Deaths=20 Returning=276 New Hires=38 Retired=5 Imports=30
Import Count continues to change-Orcacoke had not declared 2 imports
Halflings,Ogres,Half-Humans not imports, Monkeys still are-however that may change
Eastern Conference had 22 imports Western only 8 (5 on Bruce Mines)



USWFL
Team Stats G R B P F SPP CP TD IN CS REC DEATHS
Granada 10 4140 231 380 32 191 16 25 4 21 9-0-1 0
Humansville 10 4500 238 1080 26 207 32 33 3 10 9-0-1 1
King'sPoint 10 4790 236 970 25 174 23 29 0 7 9-0-1 0
Mt Vernon 10 4070 251 410 30 165 19 22 0 15 8-2-0 1
Half-Elves 10 3790 214 340 24 160 16 24 1 10 7-1-2 0
W Columbia 10 4560 214 1060 23 183 34 27 0 9 7-2-1 2
Bedouins 10 3940 295 860 36 183 21 24 2 18 7-3-0 0
Anahola 10 3730 223 940 21 172 23 27 0 9 6-1-3 0
Nome 10 4300 259 510 32 167 17 20 3 17 6-2-2 1
Orcacoke 10 4760 274 540 38 156 16 20 0 15 6-3-1 0
Robbinsville10 5060 238 700 52 151 22 21 1 7 6-3-1 0
Culebra 10 3530 248 730 31 161 22 17 0 19 6-3-1 0
Arwad 10 3470 204 490 20 148 15 19 1 12 6-4-0 0
S Springs 10 4040 239 880 27 160 25 23 0 8 5-3-2 0
Sisters 10 2970 272 550 32 126 12 12 0 14 5-4-1 0
Three Hills 10 3630 236 970 24 141 17 16 0 13 5-5-0 0
Cossacks 10 3440 211 950 39 151 20 19 3 9 4-3-3 0
Thorncliffe 10 3770 227 620 23 140 11 19 1 10 4-3-3 0
Eagle Pass 10 4280 280 500 30 131 15 14 0 12 4-3-3 0
Kennedys 10 3610 239 450 28 145 15 18 1 12 4-4-2 0
Snow Lake 10 3760 229 790 28 152 23 17 1 13 4-4-2 0
Viking 10 4060 283 1210 36 170 30 20 4 11 4-5-1 0
Bruce Mines 10 3240 259 740 20 128 15 13 1 11 4-6-0 1
Jamestown 10 2250 192 160 10 80 7 5 0 4 3-6-1 1
Fire Island 10 1670 132 250 16 92 5 7 1 7 3-7-0 4
Centralia 10 3010 238 690 21 134 22 12 0 13 2-5-3 1
Northern 10 2650 212 340 25 100 9 7 1 9 2-6-2 0
Unity 10 3050 240 950 16 120 19 9 0 12 2-6-2 0
Half-Orcs 10 3070 266 300 39 110 5 9 1 13 2-7-1 0
Wakkanai 10 2500 194 200 14 92 6 8 0 6 1-5-4 0
Forestville 10 2630 195 460 23 99 13 6 0 9 2-8-0 1
Watertown 10 2600 193 600 24 99 12 9 0 5 2-8-0 2
New Smyrna 10 2450 200 360 26 106 9 5 0 16 1-8-1 0
Air Force 10 2900 153 340 9 80 11 5 0 2 1-8-1 2
Campobello 10 2800 232 1520 17 136 26 12 0 12 0-8-2 1
Earth City 10 1110 209 280 14 66 4 0 0 6 0-10-0 2

CO MVPS=The Silver River Monkey Man(S Springs-Fans) James B Potter (Humansville-Players)
Rest of the All Stars= Calico Jack Rackham(Orcacoke) Old Man Bill Baillie(Elfers) James Howley(King's Point)
2nd Team-Ravana(Robbinsville) Thomas Posey(Mt Vernon) John Fitzgerald “Jack”(Hyannis Port) James King(King's Point) Mary of the Rock(Maria Stein)

Western CO MVPS=Edward Clark(W Columbia-Players) Nettie Stevens(Arwad-Fans)
Rest of the All Stars= Kiyoshi K. Muranaga(Granada) Mike Honda(Granada) Princess Kekauonohi(Anahola)
2nd Team-Rene-Robert Cavelier(W Columbia) Erica Durance(Three Hills) James Mitchell(Northern) Chief Winnemucca(Lone Pine) Erik Lindblomson(Nome)

USWFL Import Players of the Year=The Silver River Monkey Man(S Springs)(Fans Choice) Ravana (Robbinsville)(Players Choice)

Eastern Conference Western Conference
Humansville. 2110 1580 Granada 1840 1280
King’s Point(3) 1700 980 Lone Pine 1820 920
Mt. Vernon 1580 850 Nome(2) 1920 1170
Elfers 1540 750 West Columbia 1780 1150
Orcacoke(2) 1880 1040 Arwad Island 1230 860
Robbinsville(2) 1790 1340 Anahola 1910 1760
Thorncliffe(3) 1650 550 Culebra 1700 1350
SilverSprings(3)1740 1050 Three Hills 1450 620
Hyannis Port 1840 1090 Viking 1840 1080
Maria Stein 1640 1020 Eagle Pass 1760 890
BrightonBeach(1)1770 1200 SnowLake(1) 1500 590
Centralia(5) 1930 1180 BruceMines(5) 1610 490
Fire Island. 640 30 Unity 1140 630
Jamestown 1020 40 Orcas 1280 390
Forestville(1) 490 1060 Wakkanai 1100 10
Campobello 1360 240 Northern 1040 80
New Smyrna(2) 1010 110 Air Force 770 50
Earth City 690 10 Watertown 970 70

No Salary Cap for Season#5 except for new teams-still 500000

Hall of Fame
James B Potter(Humansville) became 1st member of the USWFL Hall of Fame!
*Miguel Diestro(Culebra)
*George Washington (Mount Vernon)



Season#5
***World Cup Season-Teams play partial season than World Beer Stein Tourny***
USWFL welcomes the WPGHL (Western Pennsylvania Goblin Horde League)- This 10 team goblin league will be a one year stand alone league then join the USWFL-like the WWFL was last season.
Teams
Allegheny City 129,896
Altoona 46,320
Duquesne 5,565
Franklin 6,545
Glassport 4,367
Greensburg 14,299
Homestead 3,165
Latrobe 8,338
Pitcairn 3,209
Pittsburgh 302,407

The Wizards guild was grant 4 more teams:
Airmont NY. 8,628
Burnt Corn AL. 33
Muddy IL. 78
Waterloo Worldwide play in 50 towns world wide

The 24 Chaos/Human teams will play in 4 divisions of 6 teams(total 6 games).
The 10 team WWWFL will play a 5 game schedule.
The 8 team CWFL and Wizards League will play 4 game schedules.
The CWFL and Wizard League will play 1 game vs WWWFL and 1 against each other.
The top 8 WWWFL teams will play 1 game against either CWFL or Wizards League.
The bottom 2 WWWFL teams will play 4 games either and play each other.
The top 8 teams in each of the 7 divisions will be divided into 6 groups of 8 (ranked) and play a 4 game schedule.

The Wizards Guild WF League kicked off the season. All eight teams agreeing to allow a team wizard to throw 1 fireball at their opponents per game. This had no effect on the games as no one was seriously injuried until the championship game. Down 7 to 3 in players Fire Island Wizard William "Tangier" Smith killed 2 Air Force star players hich led to a riot after the game, which the Eagles won 2-1. Commissioner Trumpkin "Boys will be boys!"

Season#5 Champs
WGWFL-Air Force Eagles
WPGHL-Greensburg Forest Greenies


WPGHL Final Standings
Greensburg 7-1-2 23pts
Pittsburgh 7-3-0 21pts
Duquesne 5-4-1 16pts
Latrobe 4-2-4 16pts
Altoona 4-3-3 15pts
Franklin 4-4-2 14pts
Pitcairn 4-5-1 13pts
AAA 3-4-3 12pts
Homestead 2-7-1 7pts
Glassport 1-8-1 4pts

Team Stats G R B P F SPP CP TD IN CS REC DEATHS TV & Treasury/PL
Greensburg 10 3210 193 160 43 127 7 18 0 8 7-1-2 0 1170 230
Pittsburgh 10 3100 154 260 40 145 12 17 0 16 7-3-0 0 1230 180
Duquesne 10 2660 123 40 29 105 3 12 0 8 5-4-1 1 1160 30
Latrobe 10 3000 165 40 41 123 5 16 0 10 4-2-4 0 1110 285
Altoona 10 2530 167 10 34 119 1 10 0 19 4-3-3 0 1140 300
Franklin 10 2650 178 270 25 111 7 12 0 9 4-4-2 1 970 255
Pitcairn 10 2110 147 60 28 128 4 10 0 22 4-5-1 2 960 120
AAA 10 2410 142 20 21 99 1 10 0 9 3-4-3 2 970 100
Homestead 10 2270 103 30 26 98 3 7 0 12 2-7-1 3 975 25
Glassport 10 1450 146 100 28 89 7 4 0 10 1-8-1 1 890 170

ALL TEAMS WILL HAVE 9 PLAYERS FOR SEAS0N#6

WPGHL Co-MVPs Frank “Skeetz” Summers(Pitcairn-Fans) & Mansion Park (Altoona-Players)
Troll of the Year-Frank “Skeetz” Summers(Pitcairn)
Goblin of the Year- Latrobe Clipper(Latrobe)
Co-Fan Favorites= CLAW-Chainsaw Looney And Wackjob(Franklin) & Noobhole(Pittsburgh)
Rest of 1st Team All-WPGHL Noobhole(Pittsburgh) Jack Flowers(Greensburg) Don McNeil(Duquesne)
2nd Team All-WPGHL “Hoppy” Hunt(Pitcairn) Howard Morton Risher(Homestead)Ja Rule(Pittsburgh) Latrobe Clipper(Latrobe) Skrapa(Pittsburgh)



The two Halfling teams not invited to divisional play:
Castelli 5-3-2 17pts
Taba Padang 2-6-2 8pts


Hall of Fame
Edward Clark (CSA)-West Columbia
*Rene-Robert Cavelier (France)-West Columbia
*Frank “Skeetz” Summers (Pitcairn)

Team Stats G R B P F SPP CP TD IN CS REC DEATHS TV & Treasury/PL
Quesnel 10 3690 223 150 43 158 5 17 0 26 8-1-1 2 1330 720
Kawahiva 10 3800 160 1250 29 180 28 22 1 17 6-3-1 1 1510 740
Castelli 10 2840 166 480 49 132 14 14 0 13 5-3-2 0 1225 440
Boise 10 3330 248 650 38 141 16 13 0 18 4-5-1 0 1550 750
Daintree 10 2960 189 450 32 135 14 13 2 14 4-6-0 0 1500 585
Huma 10 3120 173 380 25 128 10 10 0 19 2-6-2 1 1330 670
Taba Padang 10 2370 177 230 54 110 10 8 0 13 2-6-2 0 1300 560
Saiha 10 2180 164 420 37 105 8 9 0 10 1-4-5 2 1150 520
Aru 10 1840 191 60 35 94 5 3 0 15 1-7-2 1 1130 600
Mirnyy 10 2640 132 280 34 85 7 6 1 4 0-8-2 2 1070 510
Watertown 10 3440 193 550 26 146 22 16 0 13 5-3-2 0 1410 600
Airmont 10 2850 174 310 23 122 17 13 0 8 5-4-1 2 1100 90
Air Force 10 3620 204 300 33 135 14 17 1 9 5-5-0 2 1200 190
Fire Island 10 2990 174 150 23 113 3 12 0 12 4-5-1 2 1110 220
Waterloo 10 2700 182 390 15 106 9 7 0 13 3-7-0 1 1120 110
Burnt Corn 10 2940 193 530 14 103 12 9 0 7 2-7-1 2 1050 30 (9)
Muddy 10 2260 171 230 26 74 4 4 0 4 2-7-1 2 800 10 (7)
Earth City 10 1620 183 350 33 85 12 1 0 10 0-10-0 3 990 0
NOME(2) 10 5610 251 830 41 198 24 32 0 14 10-0-0 1 2180 1580
HUMANSVILLE 10 5560 193 1410 19 191 38 25 3 11 7-1-2 1 2160 2100
ORCACOKE 10 5240 273 750 26 170 31 25 0 7 7-1-2 0 2100 1500
Kennedys 10 4670 243 410 39 169 15 22 0 19 7-1-2 1 1670 1560
WestColumbia 10 5250 167 980 29 182 34 24 1 12 7-2-1 1 1900 1550
Bedouins 10 4240 265 1240 37 171 29 22 1 12 6-2-2 3 1840 1260
Granada 10 4480 227 600 34 172 23 19 2 19 6-3-1 0 2100 1910
Half-Elves 10 4640 185 900 29 184 25 29 1 10 6-3-1 1 1700 1240
Arwad 10 3580 243 540 49 177 20 21 1 21 5-1-4 0 1840 1380
COSSACKS(1) 10 3710 203 1320 21 157 27 20 1 9 6-4-0 2 1880 1550
Robbinsville 10 5190 276 610 43 163 19 22 1 13 5-2-3 0 1930 1760
VIKING 10 3800 257 1070 38 157 27 16 4 12 5-3-2 0 2130 1600
Sisters 10 3620 248 630 42 144 18 16 1 13 5-3-2 0 1800 1570
ANAHOLA 10 3500 201 1180 38 148 28 18 0 8 5-4-1 0 2300 2000 (11)
Wakkanai 10 3290 223 300 30 156 14 18 0 19 5-4-1 0 1590 460
Safari 10 4910 243 680 38 163 24 23 0 10 4-4-2 0 1930 1520
Eagle Pass 10 3840 251 510 38 140 18 16 0 12 4-5-1 1 1870 1340
Mt Vernon 10 3400 214 660 30 121 17 14 0 6 4-6-0 0 1780 1390
CULEBRA 10 4840 246 1440 19 157 34 19 1 7 3-5-2 0 1940 1860
New Smyrna 10 2470 239 430 42 110 13 9 1 9 3-6-1 0 1500 520
Northern 10 3240 263 220 43 91 6 9 1 3 3-7-0 1 1240 400
CENTRALIA(5) 10 4010 220 1270 36 143 31 14 0 10 2-5-3 0 2330 1430 (11)
Half-Orcs 10 3550 249 150 30 130 6 15 0 16 2-6-2 2 1530 800
Jamestown 10 2950 188 670 19 124 22 10 0 11 1-7-2 2 1290 370
Snow Lake 10 4480 233 750 47 192 28 28 2 13 9-0-1 1 1710 1040
Bruce Mines 10 3610 282 540 43 156 17 19 0 16 7-1-2 0 1900 1020
King's Point 10 5000 201 1140 13 183 29 32 1 3 6-2-2 2 1680 1490
Thorncliffe 10 3930 220 1030 41 154 25 19 1 10 6-3-1 0 2040 1100
Unity 10 3350 202 850 41 140 24 14 0 12 4-4-2 0 1470 1080
Three Hills 10 3680 241 880 26 161 25 16 1 18 2-6-2 0 1790 1060
Campobello 10 4080 213 1120 26 150 34 16 0 9 1-6-3 0 1620 720
Forestville 10 2450 217 220 34 98 9 7 1 8 1-9-0 0 1320 880





Season#6 Largest Expansion Ever from 60 to 82 teams
Future Expansions Planed Khremi 8 Skaven 8 Dwarves 11+1 Elves 12
League to got to European Style Setup after success of WC
Wizards to plan majority of games in stand alone league-expand rosters to 10
WWWFL & WPGHL will play as the 3rd division -Stunty League 20 teams

After nearly a year of negotiations Donald Trumpkin, John Bassett Stupoff, Player’s Union
New Leagues -LOVE League of Vampire Elite 8 teams worldwide
POOH Pro Ogre & Orc Hordes 2 divisions 6 Orc (includes Orcas) 4 Ogre
Ape team(Orcas replacement) & 2 human teams,
2 undead teams (1st of Triple Alliance of Undead teams to be admitted)

This left 36 teams 24 USWFL 8 CWFL plus the 5 new teams minus Orcas
- the plan 2 divisions of 18 based on performance
Enter Donald Trumpkin ( Brighton Beach Owner) why is the president involved with the Russian team? His Plan -“ The Wall” After much back and forth - it was decided Division 1 will have 20 American Teams -Division 2 16 teams 8 Canadian 4 Foreign 4 American

DT Believes the Americans are Great and deserve to win - The 2 divisions will go to 18 each year 2 with some moving up and some moving down. Of course the American teams will move up.

JBS Isn’t happy that all the Canadian teams are in Division 2- but agreed because he believes it gives them another year to fatten up and that they not the Americans will move up.

PU Agreed because it got 22 more teams , wizard rosters go to 10 , Future contracts- Now players sign 5 year contracts and then yearly after that (players can’t be cut unless they are named to coaching staff) The Future contracts allow teams to hire a 10th player (which violates limit rules) This player will sign a 1-2 year contract and will be designated as a 5 year veterans replacement. Both can not be on the field at the same time unless team has less than 5 players left. Only the 4 original teams will be able to use next year-but 14 more in season #7. Centralia is able to use Blue/Green Laws to have 11 players.

Keep America Great Compromise to get to 20 teams
Elfers are Elves not Human-Division 2
Arwad Island will play again in Westford Ma- Division 1
Culebra ( US Territory) will play iin Miami - keep name- 1 year arrangement

The Original Four had their contracts expire and Humansville & Nome will stay put. The League has decided to try some bigger markets-but just as a test.Anahola will become The Amazons (no town name) playing 2 games in Anahola and 3 in Honolulu. Centralia team was moved by Federal government-they will become the Pottsville Maroon Eleven.

Honolulu Hi 347,397
Pottsville Pa 15,549

New Towns
Kisiljevo,Serbia 704
Peroj,Istria,Croatia 832
Bran, Wallachia, Romania 5,181
Exeter, Rhode Island 6,425
Dao,Capiz,Phillipines 32,496
Geneva, Switerland 201,741
New Orleans, Louisiana 484,674
Essen, Germany 614,861
Green Hills, Pa 29
Grand River, OH 399
Kangaroo Grounds, Victoria, Australia 1095
Mt. Green, UT 2309
Orchard City, CO 3143
Fort Gibson, OK 4154
Savage, MN 27,633
Orcland Park, IL 56,767
Apeldoorn,Netherlands 156,961

Wizard's strike last only 1 week-6 deaths bring them back


POOH
Team Stats G R B P F SPP CP TD IN CS REC DEATHS TV & Treasury/PL
Half-Orcs 10 3760 191 380 77 181 18 27 0 16 10-0-0 0 1860 1520
SAVAGE 10 3140 196 270 53 144 10 22 0 9 7-1-2 0 1320 200
ORCS 10 3110 178 470 39 150 13 19 0 15 6-3-1 0 1210 1600
Mt Green 10 2700 130 170 28 111 7 12 0 9 6-4-0 3 980 1300
OGRE-OKLA 10 2510 148 170 46 139 7 12 0 23 5-2-3 0 1120 160
ZOATS 10 2480 246 130 49 111 5 12 0 10 5-4-1 1 1100 1400
Polk High 10 2410 186 140 49 94 7 9 0 5 4-6-0 0 1200 20
Kangaroo 10 1870 142 400 28 101 9 8 0 9 2-6-2 2 1030 20 (8)
OGRE-Ohio 10 1740 121 270 23 93 8 5 0 10 0-8-2 0 1090 10 (8)
Green Hills 10 1310 155 300 35 83 7 2 0 10 0-10-0 1 1000 0 (7)

STUNTY
Team Stats G R B P F SPP CP TD IN CS REC DEATHS TV & Treasury/PL
Greensburg 10 4190 189 200 48 199 9 28 0 28 8-1-1 0 1460 690
Quesnel 10 2590 187 100 54 146 2 16 0 23 7-0-3 0 1590 1370
kawahiva 10 4040 154 790 50 162 27 23 0 8 8-2-0 1 1740 1330
Boise 10 4130 215 610 58 221 26 25 0 35 7-1-2 1 1840 1340
Franklin 10 3900 176 180 43 149 11 22 1 10 7-2-1 0 1435 815
Huma 10 3310 166 460 44 145 13 14 0 20 6-4-0 0 1630 1190
Daintree 10 2830 172 630 44 154 20 14 0 21 5-3-2 1 1670 1015
Duquesne 10 2370 173 0 23 129 3 10 0 23 3-2-5 1 1600 400
Pittsburgh 10 3350 169 440 28 149 19 14 0 19 4-4-2 2 1150 530
Homestead 10 3400 123 70 27 128 5 15 0 14 4-4-2 0 1290 495
Latrobe 10 2840 180 150 40 130 8 12 0 18 4-4-2 2 1320 540
AAA 10 2650 131 160 22 101 5 12 0 5 3-4-3 1 1270 390
Altoona 10 2920 185 100 23 121 4 13 0 14 3-5-2 0 1400 710
Castelli 10 2720 162 520 47 145 16 13 0 20 2-4-4 0 1530 1000
Saiha 10 2520 158 200 45 99 7 6 0 12 2-6-2 1 1310 920
Aru 10 1660 125 180 20 106 7 9 0 11 2-6-2 3 1115 880
Mirnyy 10 2570 145 470 34 113 15 8 1 11 1-5-4 0 1350 1000
Taba Padang 10 2060 179 160 37 101 4 9 0 10 1-6-3 0 1560 970
Glassport 10 2220 174 10 27 89 3 6 0 9 2-8-0 0 1140 550
Pitcairn 10 1640 119 100 27 96 7 3 0 15 0-8-2 0 1190 290

Premier
Team Stats G R B P F SPP CP TD IN CS REC DEATHS TV & Treasury/PL
Half-Elves 10 5070 243 710 32 202 18 34 2 14 10-0-0 0 2020 1830
Snow Lake 10 5550 244 870 52 204 33 31 1 13 9-1-0 0 2030 1690
Thorncliffe 10 4570 232 660 55 210 24 28 0 26 8-0-2 0 2270 1690
Three Hills 10 4420 236 620 29 150 21 19 2 9 4-2-4 1 1920 1560
Unity 10 3380 232 1210 23 137 25 14 0 10 3-5-2 1 1620 1580
Northern 10 3210 275 480 45 139 12 15 0 16 3-7-0 0 1550 900
SALEM 10 2590 210 420 22 88 12 6 0 4 2-6-2 0 970 30 (8)
Campobello 10 4520 227 1200 35 152 32 18 0 8 2-7-1 1 1760 1100
Mt. Moriah 10 2590 219 170 29 101 7 8 0 10 2-8-0 0 990 190
Forestville 10 2710 208 220 31 110 8 10 0 11 1-7-2 0 1540 1250
HATMCO 10 2090 180 330 32 89 10 5 0 7 1-7-2 2 820 270
Fordlandia 10 2730 186 830 27 99 17 6 0 7 0-9-1 0 1070 0 (7)

WGWFL
Team Stats G R B P F SPP CP TD IN CS REC DEATHS TV & Treasury/PL
Watertown 10 3650 222 1270 47 167 30 25 0 6 9-0-1 3 1650 990 (9)
Fire Island 10 3110 243 410 51 151 14 19 0 15 5-1-4 0 1490 680 (10)
Air Force 10 3650 174 760 25 117 21 14 1 1 4-5-1 7 1230 170 (9)
Airmont 10 2230 205 470 22 107 10 7 0 13 2-5-3 6 1250 290 (9)
Muddy 10 2560 207 300 27 109 10 9 1 10 2-6-2 4 960 40 (8)
Waterloo 10 3170 146 360 30 98 16 8 0 4 1-5-4 1 1390 420 (9)


LOVE
Team Stats G R B P F SPP CP TD IN CS REC DEATHS TV & Treasury/PL
Aswang 10 3740 217 610 37 164 19 21 3 13 6-1-3 0 1170 300
The Pact 10 4280 198 690 35 157 20 19 0 15 5-1-4 1 1280 140
New England 10 3480 208 380 40 136 21 19 0 4 5-5-0 0 1260 70
GERMANY 10 2680 190 700 30 126 15 17 0 5 3-3-4 0 1100 120
Jure Grando 10 1980 131 40 28 78 11 3 0 4 2-8-0 1 860 195
STRIGOI 10 1830 208 440 36 89 8 5 0 8 1-9-0 1 1000 100











Season#7 COVID HITS USWFL forcing Bubble Play!

Team Moves
Muddy, IL to Muck City, AL (34,339)
Airmont, NY to Fort Worth, TX (895,008)
Air Force, CO to Roswell, NM (47,941)
18 New Teams =100 Total

Rules-Wizard rosters go from 10 to 9 with introduction of healers.