Stabled Coach's Union of Mediocrity




Founded: 11 May, 2007




Members: SeraphimRed;, Chewie;, Russo;, Cribbleobblepie;, Domsterlord,
SillySod,
Azure

Former
Members: GrinningD



Applications: Mediocrity chooses you, you do not choose mediocrity!




















Coach


Games

Won

Drawn

Lost

Points





Cribblobblpie
4
2
0
2
6





Chewie
4
2
0
2
6





SeraphimRed
4 1
1
2 4




Russo
5
1
1
3
4





Domsterlord
1
0
0
1
0




SillySod
0
0
0
0
0




Azure
0
0
0
0
0











As we are considered to be lowest of the low, the ineptest of the inept the most instable of the stables... then it stands to good reason that the following coaches we defeated must be even more pathetic. I do hope they enjoyed the taste of their S.C.U.M.ble Pie!




S.C.U.Mble Pie Eaters




Coach

Defeated

Result

Laugh O-Meter, (how
much your: pathetic attempt to win/whines amused us)



Chewie
Prinz
2-0
Poor Prinz was so angry that he couldn't beat our worst coach that he stomped off without saying good bye. His best quote "Yeah." "Sure." Right." For this he gets a
9/10




Russo Manbush; 1-0; In two turns, two mummies were niggled, hehehe, including this fellow;. For taking it in his stride, he gets a
3/10.



GrinningD
Meech;
2-1;
So eager was he to get this game played, Meech offered to take a
sick day to play it! But GrinningD said "No!" ... which is fair
considering he obviously is his Boss after that scoreline! Good
sport so we can't mock him anymore than - 2/10




Crib [url=http://fumbbl.com/~http://fumbbl.com/~BlackNWhiteDog]BnWDog;
3-1; The most vocal
Blighty member proved that his bark was worse than his bite when
got trounced by Cribbleobblpie... and was lucky to even
get his consolation TD. 6/10



Sera

RealMadns


2-1
RealMadns was the reason Sera commanded his
fellow SCUMers to play the NBL Rangers after his Zons were

brutally destroyed by the very same coach! He who laughs
last, lasts hardest biatch! Mwahahahaha! 7/10



Chewie
Jxaing

2-1
The oppo who's name I
can't spell was gutted that he failed a 5+ dodge with no reroll
for the chance to stop a TD... said I was lucky :P8/10



Crib

WarriorTsuke


1-0
This dummy saved his wizard for what he hoped
would be OT. Not only did he forget that regular R games don't
have OT, but if forget that even if they did he would have had
to equalise in normal time to get there! HaHaHA. 9/10











Profile: While all other stables profess to be Killers! Assassins! Fearless! and The Best! we boast only one claim... Total Mediocrity!!!

Yes, S.C.U.M was formed on the eve of the Rise Of Stables, the brain child of Peter Thorpe who will be doing far too much homework, house-hold chores, or sent to bed early to ever really do anything with it.

But nonetheless, we have formed to do battle with the gazillion members of LoA, The Scots that foolishly believe that they are considered to be apart of the UK and some other Dragony type stable that we know little, and care even less, about!



Wall Of Flame: The Wall Of Flame, upon which our glorious emblem emblazons, will be kept up to date by a cycle of white-wash and re-spray techniques to illustrate current members and their thoughts! Can you make the wall of flame?




The Rules of S.C.U.M




1) You do not talk about S.C.U.M... except to promote the S.C.U.M name to anyone who is willing to listen.


2) You do not call other Coaches and/or Teams Scum - This will be considered by other coaches as flattery, they will think that you are saying that they are good enough to join us... they're not!
If you need to insult other coaches use words like: plonker, gimp, tit and L.O.Aers!


3) Following membership, your next new team shall have S.C.U.M in it's name.


4) Following membership, your next newborn shall have SCUM in their name, examples include Scummer, Scumbert and Scumphry... be as creative as you like.



Testimonials


SeraphimRed: To date, I’m the superior coach of the group, and the daddy! I resent the term Mediocrity – but understand the necessity of it for any Stable that has Chewie and Russo as members.

I regularly beat on L.o.A members, who seem to think that Dirty Player is a strategy! Hah! They’re a sorry bunch of miscreants.



Russo: I am the Mummy of the group, I let Daddy think he is boss, but really I wear the pants in THIS Stable!! Despite Daddy's superior record against all comers, he still does NOT have that better Head to head v me....

I like mediocrity as it hides me from getting my head blown off for sticking it above the parapet.

I am here because I want the opportunity to play the so-called baddies from the LoA etc and see just how much better than me they are...



Cribbleobblepie: Iam the groups alcoholic Uncle. Regularly sited in IRC spouting abuse to anyone who'll listen, and incapable of declining a challenge, or playing in any kind of fit state once said challenge starts! Alcohol
dependency, it's not a problem kids, more a lifestyle choice.

I have no problem with the label 'mediocre'. Almost certainly because it's a big word and I don't understand big words. Russo told me it means 'brave and strong', so I'm probably the most mediocre here!



Chewie: I am the groups paradoxical mood swinging black sheep of a brother, light hearted, warm and fuzzy one minute, evil mastermind genius the next.
I allow russo and sera to squabble, confident that my time at the head of the family will come. I pity Crib, as i know in my heart that Alcoholics drink too much..................I just drink to often.
Mediocrity doesn't bother me in the slightest, although i am resentful of all labels.
Did i mention that i was paradoxical?


Domsterlord: From the cold Province of Quebec Canada Rises Domsterlord, mathematical genius and sadistic pixel eater. As a perfectionist I bring even more mediocrity to an already very mediocre team. My motto is: Losing is for losers.






SillySod: as the student of the group I
breathe pizza. Being the offspring of Sera and Russo means I'm one
violent, stroppy teenager with a RIP noises addiction. Hailing from
wealthy Winchester I'm quite the upper-class southerner. I'd drink tea
while I played if only students could afford teapots. As any true
Manchurian will tell you, I look forward to the retirement of Lifrig-Pool,
I only pray that it might be by my hand.My Motto is: "Sleep when you're dead, or FUMBBL is down"


Azure: We love the underdog...enjoying
playing stunty teams against LRB teams and enjoy the challenging
matchups even if they rarely win. Thus a place like SCUM - which
specializes in losing and is obviously the underdog in any game played
seemed like the perfect fit for my "talents."


(Former member) GrinningD: Hailing from the sunny west country I suppose I am the yokle of the group. No teeth, straw hat, tendency to say 'Yarr' a lot. Smell strangly of apples. My teams know how to fight, to drink and the ways to correctly identify and quantify pigs in their exact imperial weight in cider.

Ph34r /\/\y L33t P1g0r1Ng Sk1LLz






Official S.C.U.M Teams

(must have SCUM in
their team name)















S.C.U.M of the Earth

(Coached by
[color="#FFFFFF"]Russo[/color])


S.C.U.M Bags II

(Coached by [color="#FFFFFF"]
SreaphimRed[/color])














S.C.U.M.ble

(Coached by
[color="#FFFFFF"]GrinningD[/color])

S.C.U.M and Villainy

(Coached by [color="#FFFFFF"]
Cribbleobblepie[/color])















S.C.U.M Removal

(Coached by
[color="#FFFFFF"]Chewie[/color])



S.C.U.M Suckers

(Coached by [color="#FFFFFF"]Domsterlord[/color])
















Pond S.C.U.M

(Coached by [color="#FFFFFF"]
Cribbleobblepie[/color])








Links:


Stable Coaches


Stable Matches


Stable Rankings>