Da Roolz!
In order to gain entry, teams must have "non-standard" pictures in team roster list, and just a teensy bit of fluff.
Fluff: (eg. what you write, not the porn stuff)
Anything will do ranging from a full auto biografy to the chorus of your favourite spice girls song. Anything to prove you wasted at least 1 minute of your life on this little event.
Also, gief pie!