<i>"I hate elves.

I hate them.

I hate their little pointy ears.

I hate their little pointy noses.

I hate their little pointy boots.

I hate th... do they have pointy toes? I bet they do. I hate their little pointy toes.

I hate their shiny golden hair.

I hate the way they twat about instead of getting stuck in."

- 'Fishgills' McGinty of Bokonon United</i>

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EMU is all about finding an elf and hitting it in the face before it can ponce off. Do it right and we give you a medal.

The current points system has a set of positive points modifiers, negative points modifiers, and a few multipliers. To count your score for a game simply add the positive modifiers, take away the negative modifiers, and then multiply the final result by each of the multipliers.

At the end of the season your top five elf stompings will be added together along with a tally of all the elvish permanent injuries and deaths you've caused during the season. Thats one point per perm/death. This season there will also be a prize given for the team that gets the highest points purely from games and the team which maims the most elves.

<u>Positive Modifiers</u>:
+ 10 points for playing a game
+ half the TS difference (yes, if you had a TS advantage then you will lose points. This includes adjustment for handicaps)
+ 10 points for winning
+ 5 points for winning against an ELF member
+ 5 points if it was a tournament game and you progressed
+ 1 point for each casualty scored
+ 2 points per "death" recorded on their side of the match report
+ 3 points per permanent non-death injury inflicted
+ 5 points for killing or permenantly injuring an elf in a hilarious way (defined below)

<u>Negative Modifiers</u>:
- 10 points for losing
- 5 points for losing to an ELF or EMU member
- 1 point per casualty taken
- 1 point per touchdown conceded
- 1 point per touchdown scored

<u>Multipliers</u>
x 0 for not playing against elves (i.e. you need to play against elves for it to count)
x 0.5 for being a girly girl amazon team
x 0.001 for being a prancy little pointy eared git

Hilarious deaths include:
- hitting an elf with a thrown team-mate
- leaping with a big guy before causing the injury (injury must be caused by big guy)
- killing an elf while scoring a touchdown in the same action

Oh yeah. If you ever concede to an elf team then you get evicted from the group and put into the hall of ridicule. Further action may follow.