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The G.I.T. Returns!
The Waaghshington Post, in collaboration with the Grotty Little Newspaper, has decided to publish a special issue on the main event of the year: the return of the Goblin Invitashunal Tawnament, featuring interviews with the Great Gobbo, historical articles, Goblin language lessons, our very own rankings, compromising pictures of famous coaches, and more! The Waaghshington Post's investigators have managed to grab a copy of the new ruleset, and have decrypted it for the readers, with the help of the league commissioner ( Read more... p.7).



G.I.T. Supporters wreaking havoc after the last match of the first season.

History here!

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League Tables here!

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Player Statistics here!

But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a		complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure? ( Read more... p.4)

Great Moments here!

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Nude Pics of TGG here!

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History of the League

Amorica is an island-continent and ancient home of the game of Blood Bowl, and it is located in the middle of the Great Ocean. The nation comprises many kingdoms, each ruled by various races.

Whamma Bamma is located in the southeastern region of Amorica and can be split into three general regions, the mountainous north, the forested central area and the southern swamplands.

The northern part of Whamma Bamma is defined by the Appallin Mountains range which runs all the way along the east coast of Amorica The mountains are home to many different tribes of Night Goblins.

The central area of Whamma Bamma is dominated by the massive evergreen forest named the Dark Forest, as sunlight rarely penetrates the year round canopy of the trees. The land drops in height the further south you go. The forest is home to many different tribes of Forest Goblin.

The southern swamplands have two distinct zones, the Swampz of Sikkness in the west and the Wiregrass Wasteland in the east. The Swampz of Sikkness take their name from the massive amount of disease carrying insects that infest the place whereas the Wiregrass Wasteland is so called due to the razor-sharp grass that dominates the area. Both areas are home to many tribes of Goblins.

The multitude of Goblin tribes that lived in Whamma Bamma had always been constantly at war with each other, but recent bloody battles had seriously reduced the Goblin population in the area. Dwarfs started to move into the mountainous north of Whamma Bamma where the three ingredients for steel manufacture, coal, iron ore, and limestone are found in abundance, and human settlements had been seen encroaching onto the Goblin's turf. The Great Gobbo realised that the only way to manage the various tribe's rivalries and yet maintain enough Goblins to repel the other races was to start a Blood Bowl league and the Goblin Invitashunal Tawnament was formed.
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18 SPP


Alive








Papu Bigwood

Ow Burna Planegobz





3 TD


Alive








Pip

Mownt Gobbery Ornetz





1 Cp


Retired








Dork Gutsnapper

Brummy Gum Outlaws





4 Cas


Alive








B'sox'em

Mob Hill Mystikz





6 Fouls


Alive








French

Mownt Gobbery Ornetz





47 Yards


Alive








Dokk Ova'da'top

-Dofam Evilz-





6 Yards


Alive








Prugga Dogbovara

-Dofam Evilz-





41 Blocks


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Papu Bigwood

Ow Burna Planegobz


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Greatest Moments

#1 Dalfort forgets to feed B'sox'em at half time.
-Season 1, round 2 The Mob Hill Mystikz vs Dofam Evilz

It's half time and 1-0 down coach Dalfort is trying to rally his troops. The Mystikz listen intently as they suck on their half time rat, all except rookie troll B'sox'em who dropped his which promptly scurried away (all Gobbos know that the only way to eat rat is raw!). Focussed on turning his side's fortunes round Dalfort ignores the complaining coming from one corner of the dug out. Confident his lads can overturn the deficit he sends them out for the second half.

B'sox'em is so hungry that his mind starts to wander from the game, until he hears N'set Bigooze yelling at him to throw him over the line of scrimmage. B'sox'em trundles over and grabs Bigooze, who unfortunately is a messy eater and has rat blood all down his uniform. Hungry and smelling rat B'sox'em scoffs down poor Bigooze. The problem is that Goblins (and overly large snotlings) are very tasty to Trolls, but also very small and unfulfilling. B'sox'em looks around and spots Kdexan Evilbeast ,who has just picked up the ball that Bigooze dropped, and lumbers over. Expecting his big troll mate to throw him into the end zone, the final look on Evilbeasts little green face is one of confusion and shock before he is swallowed.

A truly epic performance from B'sox'em worthy of the mighty G.I.T.

#2 Failing doesn't get more epic than this
-Season 1, round 1 Ow Burna Planegobz v Mownt Gobbery Ornetz

It is nearly half time and mister_joshua, coach of the Mownt Gobbery Ornetz, has come up with an especially cunning plan. Having previously swapped the regular ball with a spiked one earlier in the half he decides the best thing to do is to use the ball to stab a member of the Ow Burna Planegobz.

Did you know?

The first season ended without a winner. A drunk Goblin broke in the league HQ and changed all the positions. Rumour has it the drunk Goblin in question was none other than the league commissioner himself, who had just lost his #1 spot to coach Zed, after the latter had bribed Brummy Gum Waaaghmaster Kam to ruin the Great Gobbo's last game of the season. Coach Kam ran away with trophy on the next morning when the sabotage was discovered, taking advantage of the fact Zed and the Great Gobbo were arguing over the rules. He soon after disbanded his team and fled to the Moot with the Cup. He returned to Brummy Gum the following year, after discovering the trophy was not edible. "I will get my revenge!" were the first words he pronounced in front of his new team.

French looks around and spots Magmoff Bilewhistler nearby, and bravely runs over to stab him with the ball. Bilewhistler isn't stupid however and sees the attack coming and is able to wrestle the ball back towards French, who worried that he will stab himself drops the ball.

It bounces once...
It bounces twice...

It bounces into French's foot giving him a little cut which he hardly even feels. Turns out that French is anaemic and bleeds to death 17 hours later.

A fitting death for a player in the G.I.T.




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The G.I.T. Rules!

The Goblin Invitashunal Tawnament is a Euro time zone league, if you are not regularly available to play between the hours of 19:00 to 22:00 GMT then please do not apply. It's a fluff heavy, Goblin roster league. Normal CRP rules apply, with the following restrictions:

1) No re-rolls (except for the Green Tide, re-rolls may be awarded by the Great Gobbo for doing stuff such as administrating etc, depending on what kind of mood he is in.)

The Great Gobbo explains: I iz der Great Gobbo an der besterest gobbo koach evva, ence why I iz able ter train me ladz an yew ent. Owevva if yew do stuff fer me (i.e. work) den I will teech yew a few trikks dat will let yer train yer ladz a bit.

2) No Cheerleaders / Assistant Coaches (except for the Green Tide)

The Great Gobbo explains: I iz der only koach allowed cheerleederz az dese beuties iz all mine an I doant share me wimmin. An no-wun iz gunna be assistant koach ter yer krappy gobbo teem.

3) Inducement allowed: Dirty Trick Cards, Babes, Bribes and Wandering Apothecary

The Great Gobbo explains: Itz a gobbo leeg! We likez durty trikks, grog an medicinal toadz. We doant likez alflin chefs, grave robbin Igorz, smart arse wiz-wozs or trainin.

4) Absolutely no player retirement

The Great Gobbo explains: Itz ard enuf getting gobbos ter play Blud Bowl in der furst place, if yew start sakkin em wen dey iz a bit urt den no wun iz gunna play fer yer.

If accepted into the league you will be given a team name.

Only Goblin Roster (L) teams accepted, Squig and Forest Goblin rosters will be accepted once approved by Fumbbl.



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