“The match started out with, with <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=256750">EvolveToAnarchism</a> dying horribly in the first few minutes of the game - yet again a Crew Black Orc bites it while the Crew's apothecary is still eating his sandwihes in the cafetaria!

The only other thing of note during the match was the fact that <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=256751">Mnemon</a> played so abysmally bad, everyone said he must have been bribed. The commentators even gave him the MVP Award for it, as 'he made it so blatantly obvious he was bribed, we decided to award an extra MVP to a Will of Time player - as that's who he was really playing for'.

"Well, what can yer do when yer own playaz is playin' fur da uvver team. Not my fault we lost." - <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=256756">Gorritakid</a> confessing that he too is mortal.

"I rock." - <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=256748">Cusi</a> just before he burst into tears when he finally realised his room-mate EvolveToAnarchism was dead.

"Listen, I wurn't payed munny for dis, I jus' had a bad day, everyun 'as a bad day, right? So wut if I've 'ad lots of 'em recently? No I did not try to give the ball to a wight!" - Mnemon protesting his innocence.

"I soar 'im try it, he walks up to der ball at der end of der furst half, he picks up der ball - <i>an' 'ee gives it to der wight!</i> Cors I slaps 'im upside der 'ead and took der ball from 'im myself. Pity I wurn't quick nuff to run way from 'im or we wud've made it a draw!" - <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=256757">Candlejack</a> giving an eye-witness account of Mnemon's treachery.

"I'm so gud, dey went afder me cos I'm so gud, dey 'it me cos I scored, cos I'm so gud..." - <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=262893">Tore</a> as he was being carted off to the infirmary</a>

"I allus shows up too late, dey allus starts der match too early and den immediartely kills summun - I needs ter 'ave sum time ter eat my fud, right?" - The Funbbl Crew apothecary.

The Funbbl Crew head coach is having a nervous break-down, but the team will go on!”