“Another great performance from Chaos in Order. Daisy scored 3 of the 4 td's, a truly excellent effort. One player in particular though, was not very pleased. While Great Big Tart was adjusting his knickers (he had a bit of a wedgy cos he keeps trying to get into a size 10!) one of the elves rudely attacked him, and he dropped his make-up bag on the floor, spilling its contents accross the pitch. He was so enraged by this he proceeded to knock 3 of the elvish players into the casualty box! Luckily for him coach Trappy kindly bought him a brand new set out of the matches winnings so the team was left with only 20k...”