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A close tight game!

The Trax started with four great handicaps, but were probably a bit unlucky with how they were applied:

Doom and Gloom
Morley's on two players
I Am The Greatest
It Wasn't Me

Unfortunately for spielerinz, the last three handicaps all affected my best player (Str 4 Catcher) but It Wasn't Me was rolled last so I Am The Greatest was wasted, as was half of the Morley's!

The Babes started in offence and on their second block of the match killed a Trax lineman (straight through, no modifiers)! However with only 3 RR for the half, the Babes failed a GFI, and rerolled it into another 1 with only one player deep!

The Trax quickly knocked out the only Babes player in scoring distance and applied the defensive pressure. The Babes pushed forward, injuring a second Trax player. Then a misclick with one of my players and I failed a dodge that was one harder than required heh.

Trax had a one dice blitz at the ball carrier, but rerolled it into a Skull.

The Babes moved forward and went for the TD, but their receiver Angelina Jolie dropped the catch (burning my last RR for the half too, funny thing is I would have made a hand off, but I chose to pass instead for the SPP, and I rolled a 4 for the pass which would have been enough lol) and the ball was lying in the end zone!

Trax rolled a double Skulls early (rerolled) and which was costly as their AG5 Leap Catcher was able to get to the ball, but then fumbled the pass! With this lucky escape, the Babes finally managed to score on their 6th turn of the drive, leaving Trax 3 to reply.

On their drive, Trax pushed three players deep, but then fumbled the pass after using a RR to get the penetration. With no rerolls left, the Babes got to the ball but rolled a 1 with their AG4 Thrower and failed the pickup!

Although it was in 3 Babes tackle zones, it was not hard to push two of them away (needing just a 3+ on the second), scoop up the ball and score a reply to even the score at halftime.

The Babes kicked off in the second half and after being unable to knock over their blitz target, could only watch as Trax made an easy score (2+s with Nerves of Steel and a dodge) to take a 2-1 lead.

The Babes next drive was unbelievable. They started by badly hurting one Trax player on the line of scrimmage, before knocking out two more! They badly hurt another Trax player as they drove their cage forward to level the score, 2-2.

Trax only had 8 players to start their drive, but they got the ball deep with to their Str 4 Catcher with Nerves of Steel and Dump Off. He was knocked over, but not before dumping the ball off to an AG5 NOS Leap Catcher who made an easy 2+ leap to take the lead for Trax once more.

During their drive, Trax had injured one Babes player and knocked out a second, leaving the Babes with 10 players to score vs 8 Trax defenders.

The Babes pushed deep and formed a cage along their left sideline after having one of their players knocked out. Trax pushed at the cage and the Babes careless blocked themselves in, making it very difficult to score!!!

The Babes ball carrier then survived the blitz by the Str4 Trax Catcher, with neither the initial block, or the rerolled one netting any Pows or Dodge/Pows. With that bit of luck, the Babes were able to hand off the ball to their AG5 Blitzer who dodged her way to draw the match.
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A very close game, only a bit of luck saved me in the end after I carelessly blocked my own way to the end zone with a silly follow up move...

My opponent had awesome luck with his dodges, blocks (apart from 2 double skulls) and pretty much everything else hence his 69% luck. However, what the luck meter doesn't show is the pounding he took from my blocks, knocking out players and causing early injuries to put him under pressure.

All in all a very tight and tense game that could have easily been won by my opponent.











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