“'Are you sure about this match, boss? These old women dodge like crazy, and they're meaner than we are. And better with the ball. And none of us actually ... erm ... knows how to tackle 'em.'
'Trust me! Hic!' Pedigree staggered erratically across the dressing room. 'Have I ever led you as ... at ... atray ... led you wrong before!?'
'Well, there was that game against the ogres ...'
'And those dwarves ...'
'Three different sets of dwarves, actually ...'
'Rubbish! We'll have no defeatism here! Let's get onto the pitch!'
Pedigree trips and falls over - a pool of ale spreads out around him.
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Still a great fun team, but someone must make way: hopefully they will find a good home in .”
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Fun game, and a worthy exhibit for my 100th win!”