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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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This was dice rape...

First half, I got an advantage despite my opponent getting a blitz. He left a player on the side lines and I sent him out of bounds. He also did some one dice blocks that didn't work out. I delayed scoring with an 11-7 advantage (2 BH, 1 KO, one out of bounds). This was after I nearly conceded after two turns netting a Double Skulls and a Skull + Skull/Pow taking my two rerolls and then another double skulls on turn 3 or 4.

Despite this, he made a lot of one dice pows, as is evidenced by the 69-63 luck ratio.

Second half was when it was a total farce. With 11 v 11, I finished his 8 turn drive with 3 players.... he had 10. My guys kept getting injured or KOd, even my AV9 Chaos Warrior (first turn) and a Beastman on a skull/pow vs his AV7 Catcher - I go out with the higher AV, and he stays in... sure!

Final drive, what else but another blitz?

I did manage a turn 16 kill on my opponent which was very unfortunate for him, but very enjoyable for me as I was sick of the crud dice.

Overall, a most unenjoyable game and one of the reasons why I hate javabowl sometimes.”