“Besides the untimely demise of the much touted rookie - Arellafen Heartfang, the Lions racked up a pretty convincing win against the Poncers.
The Poncers for their part looked great and the chicks dug them (several pairs of ladies underwear were brazenly flung at the Poncer dugout)
However, they were savagely beaten up in the trenches from the start. Silkenmoot and Periwanda of the Poncers will be glad to miss their next games so they can recover from their horrific facial injuries. No true Poncer would want to be seen in public when they're not looking their best
Arselis Noble, possibly the greatest named player this commentator has come across, was solid for the Lions, inflicting a lot of good blocks and opening up the lanes for Silverquick and Heartfang, the latter crossing for a great TD before getting smacked by a block from Flerseer”