“We want to start this match report by putting out the call for a new apothecary...our last one has been, shall we say, downsized after having failed to prevent deaths and/or niggles in 4 straight contests. This time it was the team's defensive captain, Xbow II, who singlehandedly won us several contests. A lucky POW by a team w/o a single tackle, followed by a vicious boot to the head, and the doc too inept to save him. Ref looked the other way, too...didn't eject anybody til several fouls later.

So Xbow II, we dedicate this victory to you, amigo...

AND WHAT A VICTORY IT IS!!!! TEAM VICTORY #100!!!

Kinda anticlimactic...only 10 rats taking the pitch to start, one of our 3 stars being killed. Didn't even get any more FF outta the deal...bad press halved our FF to 11, so winning by 2 scores with 2 cas should be good for +FF, but nope. I think they're too busy figuring out imaginative tortures for our apo to think about buying new team merchandise...

But 100 victories only comes once in a team's career, and it only took us 210 matches to reach this milestone. Sure, we're nowhere near as strong or high-rated as we once were, but that'll come with time and patience. We've rebuilt twice before through major down-periods...what's one more?

Thx for the match, Agrak.”