“Finally found someone who's willing to play my dwarves. I get the ball on the first kickoff and for most of the first half slowly make my way to his endzone. He SI one of my blitzers and gets a -1 AV. I manage to BH his witch elf. Right at the end, I think I can break away (yeah I know I'm playing dwarves) but a couple of gfi's and a blitz and the ball is on the ground. He picks it up and I surround his guy with three longbeards. Half ends on a failed dodge.

Second half, I kick off. PITCH INVASION!! One of my guys is stunned but five of his elves are taken out. Kick lands nice and deep on his side. I march my boys down to his side and tie up the ball hander. In a crazy bit of luck, he throws it passed Dash, who already has two Cas, and Dash int the ball! We box up and the rest of the time, he keeps pushing Dash around the pitch. His one last effort has him roll a skull and on my last turn a walk it in for the game's only TD. Just like we wrote it up in the playbook. Here's to the rematch.”