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A tough game for Mittoman who had a truckload of bad luck.

Firstly, he started in offence and didn't penetrate my line, leaving his uber Wardancer next to a tackler on my team. Then his long pass attempt to his one turner on the line missed and the ball landed next to two of my players!

On my turn, I blocked his Str4 AG5 MA9 Wardancer and I caused a niggle and the apothecary failed. Incredible bad luck for Mittoman who said he has been having crap luck for the last 5 games.

I recovered the ball and soon scored.

Next drive, a Blitz! Guardians were soon up 2-0.

From there on, it was one turn TDs by the Foshelves with mainly 2 turn replies by the Falcons.

The Foshelves had a player sent off from fouling but they continued to foul with little success. Likewise their blocks rarely did anything worse than a stun.

They also had a few more bad rolls during the game, and my opponent believes he had a chance to win if not for those rolls, but then again, I had a snake eyes when going for a 3-1 first half lead and with the highly developed players on both teams and the blitz giving me a 2-0 first up lead when kicking, it would have taken a lot more than a few rolls not being snake-eyes to turn the loss into a win for Mittoman.

Anyways, I certainly do appreciate his frustration with the cruddy rolls and I wish his team some better luck in the future.
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