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Match Result · Stunty Leeg division
Match recorded on 2005-12-31 04:49:27
CTV 1000k Nurglings
1
Winnings 30k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 2/1/3
 
 
Eshin Adepts CTV 1000k
1
30k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor +1
1/0/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
2
-
-
4
-
-
-
6
-
#2
-
-
1
-
1
7
-
-
-
7
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#4
1
-
1
-
-
5
-
-
18
5
-
#5
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
3
-
1
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
2
-
#11
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
2
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
TOTALS
1
1
5
-
1
19
-
3
19
38
-
Of all the one sided luck games I've been involved in, this is the first I've not been on the receiving end of...

Started out normally enough with the 2 ag nurglings failing to do anything with the ball deep in my own half, with Fumbles McGee spilling the ball and causing a turnover. The 8 ma, block, dodge, pro rat leaps into action from his own wide line stealing past several stunned blobs of goo and deftly picks up the ball (leaving me looking very much like a schmuck)

The Mighty Blowing Beasts were indeed vicious in the game tentacling would be runners and causing 3 of the injuries in the game, and it could have been worse if they hadn't of been stupid for a few turns each. The only play I was proud of was the slow march down the field after a successful quick throw to provide the equalizer, though admitedly there were only 4 rats on the field at this point but they were doing a stand up job of escaping tackle zones and providing pressure on the score.

[edit]
One of these days mate, we'll get a non-diced game to be proud of
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
8
2
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#6
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
-
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
4
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#12
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
4
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
TOTALS
1
-
1
-
1
10
-
-
16
23
-

#11 Eggi Pongg – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#5 Reekurr – Dead (RIP)
#9 Bad Breff – Dead (RIP)
#12 Vomitt Breff – Dead (RIP)
Luck score - as usual - doesn't reflect anything near what went on in this travesty.

1 sided garbage-a-rama with the dice, and every block a pow (tm) and most likely a cas (c) meant I finished the game with 3 players and the team is retired, with crap cash and no chance of getting a full roster in the next two games, whilst taking even more in the process.

Managed to score in turn 2 H1 on the Nurgs' kickoff after they fumbled the ball pickup, but that was the only thing that went badly wrong for them for the next 14 turns.

I got shat on.

 
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