“Game started all him, esp when in my first turn our fanatic hit nobody, used up a rr, collapsed anyway, basically giving him two free turns to start the game. Took advantage of them, too, removing many of my side. However, we managed to knock his ballboy out of bounds, jarring the ball loose to bounce freely. His guys are out of position to recover, we do so and take it to the house for a 1-0 halftime lead.

Second half his good troll remains ko, making it questionable for him to knock anybody over. He bunches his guys in the center to do gangfouls; I take the ball with superior speed around the edge and outsprint him to the endzone for a 2-0 lead. Meanwhile my opponent is now complaining about luck, how I don't deserve to win the game. Whatever...focus less on fouls and more on spreading out your defense, I never woulda got past ya. That's coaching, not luck.”