“The orcs arrived in the far north, near the chaos wastes. Looking gloomily around they saw they had to play in a blizzard. Never mindz dat! Give dem stoopid chaos oomans da steelcap boot! Two blitzes turned this game into a very big push and shove match but in the end one lucky orc blitzer named Gnorf got away with the ball and managed to score a touchdown. This would have been a tie if not for the poor beastmens slipping left and right every where they went. Three turns one made a dash for the touchdown zone and fell while a black orc tried to run after! Even though the orcs won the fans didn't like them. Comments like "Why do we have to goez all da way north into da snowz?! And dem chaos oomies just slipped all da time, I'm bored!" could be heard after the match...”