“Yaaaaar!! We gets off ta a good start, even tho' we didn't batta da oomies as much as we wuz told ta! Even gave da little guy a chance to do 'is thing, but Postal chucked 'im a bit 'ard, so it wuz too bad, really - 'e did touch da ball, tho'!

And den, afta da match, Lurchi 'as dis beer ta drink, right, and 'e turns inta a musclebound chucka like ya wouldn't beleeeve! An da little guy learns da intrikacies of block, too!

All in all, a very successful excursion, lads. Keep it up, there's a good bunch of smelly green people.”