“SHAME, SHAME, OH WHAT SHAME.

The Dwarves were beaten soundly by the un-beardly. Konkvaldahaz lived up to their rotten reputation and totally lost the plot in this game. It was no surprise that elves attacked through the air but the continued foolishness of the Dwarves was unforgiveable!
So often did they leave the ball carrier unprotected! So often did they turn the ball over, so little damage did the do!
Despite throwing 61 Blocks only 4 CAS were caused and despite the elves being reduced to 8 or so whimsical creatures at one stage did the Dwarves not score. They continuously over committed rushing forward wanting to tear out those pointy ears and left the ball carrier alone, alone and with only two hands the ball carriers could not face the Elfish music, their grotesk singing caused them to time after time put their hands over their ears and drop the ball!
A shame, beards were cut Redhammer is now clean shaven.

The only thing worth of note was another solid performance Snorri Scarface who has now reached STAR PLAYER STATUS.”